I hear the fashionable thing these days is to call you a smeggy dildo, you smeggy dildo(
Cheers Cheers, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:12,
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I'm lowkey smeggy(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 13:13,
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You've clearly forgotten about Hawkeye (
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:24,
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Afternoon I've almost caught up with the laundry, now I just have to wrestle with silk sheets
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:14,
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I had a silky sheet yesterday.Came out clean as you like.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:23,
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Have you tried getting those slithery fuckers onto a bed?(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:24,
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I am SICK of all these MOTHERFUCKING SILK SHEETS on this MOTHERFUCKING BED(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:45, Reply)
incredible trying-to-hook-up-with-people-with-fucking-crippling-attachment-issues-memoir energy
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vladimir, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:01,
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Fucking hell, had those once. One night.Stupid duvet just kept falling off and landing on the floor. All bastard night. Never again.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:49,
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That's how I got them My friend bought them because his husband wanted them. Put them on the bed, got in, slid out the other end. I've never had a problem with them and they're black silk, so I'm definitely not complaining
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:31,
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The bomb squad are on my street (not the hip hop producers oh hahaha)The guy at the end of the terrace put a used acetylene tank out the front for the scrapman, but scrap man can't take gas canisters for obvious reasons.
So the guy, I assume to convince the scrap guy that the tank was empty, got his torch out to cut the end off it. Minor explosion, superficial injuries.
But as there are more canisters there the fire brigade have to follow safety protocols so the bomb squad are there.
What a fucking twat.
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Fine thanks, how are you?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:29,
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Everybody says that the scrap man stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
What you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now, that the stutter and the scrap are the same thing to me, I'm the scrap man.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:35,
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