The bomb squad are on my street (not the hip hop producers oh hahaha)The guy at the end of the terrace put a used acetylene tank out the front for the scrapman, but scrap man can't take gas canisters for obvious reasons.
So the guy, I assume to convince the scrap guy that the tank was empty, got his torch out to cut the end off it. Minor explosion, superficial injuries.
But as there are more canisters there the fire brigade have to follow safety protocols so the bomb squad are there.
What a fucking twat.
(, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 14:34, Reply)
Fine thanks, how are you?(
garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 15:29,
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Everybody says that the scrap man stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings.
What you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now, that the stutter and the scrap are the same thing to me, I'm the scrap man.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 26 Aug 2026, 17:35,
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