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2/7 getting your foreskin stuck between your own teeth

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 14:46, archived)
We've all done it.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:06, archived)
The penile frenulum would make an excellent flossing tool.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:20, archived)
I've got a brand new penile frenulum, and I'll give you the key

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:31, archived)
*twangs*
It's G#
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 19:50, archived)
I haven't

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 21:58, archived)