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Would you dunk a smeggy dildo in the penis beaker? We need to know.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:06, archived)
meep

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:17, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:34, archived)
No m8.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 22:37, archived)
I'll be stirring my brandy with a nail, boys

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:26, archived)
You got to get behind the mule in the morning and plow

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:39, archived)
It's a lovely sentiment but they'll not let me get behind them any more

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Aug 2026, 23:50, archived)

youtu.be/B2v-AkSj260?is=7yGpAUv8nQ_X1QsN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 0:49, archived)
I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:01, archived)
I've got a lotta bitches to plow so you can fucka me later or you can fucka me now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:09, archived)
I got about 99 billion bitches but a plow ain't one

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:27, archived)
Jimmy?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:01, archived)
fuck off back to mumsnet

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:00, archived)
Correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 29 Aug 2026, 1:10, archived)