Since all rowing courses are 2km long, you've overshot by some distance and ended up in a shopping centre.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:15, archived)

In the central fountain presumably, going round and round

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:04, archived)

I think one oar is shorter than the other
or else the rowlocks (rollocks?) are fautly.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:48, archived)

Scooby destined never to father a puppy :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 13:01, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)