Morning
Am at the gym. I miss my party days…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 6:50, archived)

Morningggg

( vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:11, archived)

Hello. 6k rowed. Time for push-ups and sit-ups. Bleurgh…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:26, archived)

Less texting, more lifting

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 7:54, archived)

HnnnnnnNNNNNNNNGHHHhhhhnnnn!!!!
*pop*
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:53, archived)

+o

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:59, archived)

+l

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:24, archived)

Call that push up?! It looks more like you're trying to fuck the floor!
- oh, right. Sorry. I'll, um, leave you to it.
( Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:27, archived)

His name is Mat

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 8:52, archived)

'At the Jim', eh?

( .Yeti., Mon 31 Aug 2026, 10:51, archived)

6k!!! Bloody hell

( vladimir, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:08, archived)

I once did 25 km in two hours, with only a piss break halfway through.
On maximum resistance.

That was quite a long time ago, though.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:26, archived)

Since all rowing courses are 2km long, you've overshot by some distance and ended up in a shopping centre.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:15, archived)

In the central fountain presumably, going round and round

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:04, archived)

I think one oar is shorter than the other
or else the rowlocks (rollocks?) are fautly.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 12:48, archived)

Scooby destined never to father a puppy :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 13:01, archived)

He'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:01, archived)

Carnival for me today
Going to get wankered and stuff my face
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 10:40, archived)

C r iv
( broadsword, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:05, archived)

Jings, ens, help ma boab

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 11:13, archived)

alt: not for cutaneous, rectal or intravenous administration

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:28, archived)

Fuck that
Party on, dude
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:02, archived)

Mike DYERS
Dana CARKEY
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:05, archived)

Party for one at the gym
Just say the poppers are steroids and I'm sure you'll get away with it
( fross Read your email on, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 15:08, archived)

It’s not the same.

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 31 Aug 2026, 18:52, archived)