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Fucking shitty wanky 2 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmgrvdyxwz0go
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 11:25, Reply)
4/7 Horsing around
Probably the first time at this that I wish I'd done less well, because getting a score of 'Flogging a dead horse' would just have been too perfect for this place.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 18 Sep 2026, 11:35, Reply)
May I humbly suggest the noble medium of Outright Lies?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:54, Reply)
My god, you're right.
I'd never even thought of that. As anathematic as the very idea sounds, I think this might be an arguable case for lying on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 18 Sep 2026, 15:11, Reply)
2/7 fuck a horse

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 11:40, Reply)
Slingshot Homolog

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:10, Reply)
By which I mean 1/7

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:04, Reply)
Who's ever heard of any of the TV shows that win shit?
Or Sydney Sweeney, who apparently the only time anybody cares to mention her existence is in relation to what clothes are worn or not in an advert?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:06, Reply)
She has big tits tho

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:09, Reply)
I mean, its probably not unfair to say that's true of around a quarter of the population of the planet

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:40, Reply)
You nasty little sex pest

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:48, Reply)
Less of the little

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:50, Reply)
Christ remember when orange faced sex pest only meant forum user SikRik

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:55, Reply)
He's the president now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 20:01, Reply)
Actually she has an oversized unibreast which is separated into two distinct sub-units via a cunning mechanism and AI

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:11, Reply)
3/7 Dead Van Dyke

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 11:45, Reply)
3/7 hot horny horse action

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:24, Reply)
3/7 Bob Holness nip slip pics

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:24, Reply)
Cor

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:29, Reply)
It's AI, you can tell

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:48, Reply)
Slingshot homolog

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:59, Reply)
4/7 Feeling a little horse

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:26, Reply)
1/7, a new low

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 12:51, Reply)
Why the long face?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:12, Reply)
Donkey shit is like horse shit
🥷🏻
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:59, Reply)
5/7 getting an extra packet of salt in your Salt ‘n’ Shake crisps
Best result in ages and they were all guesses.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:21, Reply)
Congratulations!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 13:23, Reply)
4/7 smeggy bread

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:53, Reply)
4/7 - Wild guesses drag me away

("TEMU Bou", Fri 18 Sep 2026, 14:56, Reply)