afternoon

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 13:52, archived)

fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 14:03, archived)

shit out a gunt

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 14:56, archived)

Shunt, maybe yours etc

(evening cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 14:58, archived)

gercha

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 14:57, archived)

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Dave

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 15:45, archived)

Run-C.A.D.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 15:53, archived)

Brown Bread Prez

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:39, archived)

Fear Of A Right Old Knees-Up

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:45, archived)

The Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease From Playing Smoky Pubs And Clubs For Years

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:47, archived)

Jay-Zed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:50, archived)

Straight Outta Clerkenwell

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 20:32, archived)

Prunes update
I got the prunes. The can doesn't say where the prunes are from, but I presume it's California and the price includes all the tariffs.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:01, archived)

The can doesn't say where the prunes are from, but I presume it's California and the price includes all the tariffs I got the remedy
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:25, archived)

Music for the Constipated Generation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:29, archived)

Firesharter

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:43, archived)

Poodoo People

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:52, archived)

Out of Ass

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:53, archived)

Diesel Pooer

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:53, archived)

Liam Bowelett

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 18:36, archived)

Living Off The Fart Of The Land

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 19:31, archived)

Afternoon

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 15:04, archived)

FRESH 🧢🎲🎲

(piss and shit, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 15:04, archived)

snake guy's washing you
Lemmy claimed that for many years he was actually singing, "The eight of spades! The eight of spades!"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 15:21, archived)

The history of the ace of spades hate is interesting. Watched a bbc thing about it. Then read a book about it. Enjoyed the history.

( mongychops, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:20, archived)

Related - I can't get BBC iPlayer to work even with a VPN, I used to lodge in a house where they paid the license fee so I feel I've paid my fucking dues

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:22, archived)

Just picked up some Zuava by Garden Greens, 42% total cannabinoids

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:29, archived)

that sounds like an insult Winona Ryder would use in Heathers
'total cannabinoids'
(piss and shit, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 16:58, archived)

stop trying to make Zuava happen
I saw Heathers and don't remember anything about it at all
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:17, archived)

I remember the "Ich lüge" bullets.
That's it.
( .Yeti., Sun 4 Oct 2026, 17:29, archived)

I looked that up, honestly I don't even remember a gun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 18:26, archived)

I've got zkittles, cherry gumbo and wedding cake
By which I of course mean genital herpes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 19:09, archived)

That’s sexist
We say theirpeas now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 19:32, archived)

my reviews: fuck yeah, not tried it, meh
chlamydia
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2026, 20:27, archived)