@PR1CKB0T IS BALDMONKEY

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)

I wish I were all slitty eyed

Avec une sideways gash
I'd rant on the English internet
And spout looney nonsense trash.

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/2977589
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I refuse to believe Sammi was "born" in the conventional sense.

Being smashed out of a mong's fanny with a baseball bat does not count.

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/6793523
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Just marker pen this on a tee shirt and claim to have misunderstood:

"T T T T T T T T"

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/4598521
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