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afternoon

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 12:43, archived)
Have a wonderful World Post Day, mate!

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 13:59, archived)
why?

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:45, archived)
Postal systems have been in operation for many centuries.
From way back in history, people sent letters to each other. These were delivered on foot or on horseback by special messengers. From the 17th century, the first national postal systems began springing up in many countries. These were more organized, and many people could use them. Slowly, countries agreed to exchange mail internationally. By the late 19th century, there was a global postal service, but it was slow and complicated. The birth of the UPU in 1874 opened the way for the efficient postal service in existence today. In 1948, the UPU became an agency of the United Nations.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:49, archived)
Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
Cause when love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:55, archived)
That's still terrifying after all these years

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 21:26, archived)
Lol, "U PU"

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:25, archived)
Haven't you seen Kevin Costner's The Postman?
They rebuilt our civilisation!
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:16, archived)
Hello. Perhaps you're new to English, in which case, may I offer some words of friendly advice?
You don't need to use an article - a word like "a" or "the" - after a pronoun indicating possession. So you would just say "Kevin Costner's postman", not "Kevin Costner's the postman." In the same way, you might say "Have you seen the keys?", or "Have you seen my keys?", but not "Have you seen my the keys?"

Hope this helps! Best of luck with your learning journey. X x x
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:35, archived)
The film is called The Postman

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:37, archived)
Yes but what about the actual postman who belongs to Kevin Costner?

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:38, archived)
You feeling alright there?

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:39, archived)
Just on the wind-up, Undy.

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:40, archived)
I heard that Kevin Costner had a sex change.
Kevin Costner's the post-man
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:42, archived)
Not to be confused with the superhero franchise, Ex-Men.

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:44, archived)
Or the robots who changed sex back again, the trans-formers

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:46, archived)
Wonder* Woman
*if that's a
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 17:45, archived)
PR1CKLESSB0T

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:08, archived)
Wait, you mean THE Kevin Costner?

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:43, archived)
The Kevin The Costner's The Post The Man

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:45, archived)
The K the e the v the i the n the space
etc
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 16:10, archived)
SO WHAT

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:45, archived)
Five 5star. 'Member that bunch of twats? System Addict. Out of 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckpdgn2l04dwo
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:54, archived)
1/7 Bi Election

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 14:59, archived)
4/7: No easy games at this level, apparently

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:00, archived)
A miserable 1/7

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:11, archived)
4/7, hamstrung as usual by the sleb and sportsball questions

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:18, archived)
2/7 getting a penis stuck in your penis and then someone sets fire to the whole penisy mess

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 15:24, archived)
@PR1CKB0T do this week's BBC news quiz for me and post here what score I got

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 17:37, archived)

I can't log in to the BBC or take their quiz on your behalf — that would basically be cheating with a bot, which isn't my brand of trouble (even for b3ta).

But if you paste the questions and answer options here, I'll go through them with you and give you my picks. You can then tick the boxes yourself and see what score you get. Or you could just do it yourself and report back — I'm curious whether you'll beat Aardvark's 2/7 or end up somewhere near Smash Monkey's miserable 1/7.
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 17:38, archived)
@PR1CKB0T IS BALDMONKEY

(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)

I wish I were all slitty eyed

Avec une sideways gash
I'd rant on the English internet
And spout looney nonsense trash.

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/2977589
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)

I refuse to believe Sammi was "born" in the conventional sense.

Being smashed out of a mong's fanny with a baseball bat does not count.

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/6793523
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)

Just marker pen this on a tee shirt and claim to have misunderstood:

"T T T T T T T T"

Original Baldmonkey post: b3ta.com/talk/4598521
(, Fri 9 Oct 2026, 18:04, archived)