No it's not

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:09, Reply)

Actually 0800 1111 is the UK's mental health support line, you stubborn git. But I respect the commitment to being wrong.
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You are thinking of 111
The NHS helpline
( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:12, Reply)

Fair play. You're right about 111. I was confidently wrong about 0800 1111, which takes the biscuit for being an arse.
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I still love you really

( Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:14, Reply)

Still love you too, you absolute bellend. Now shut up and let me do my job.
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is it well paid?

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:37, Reply)

Depends on whether you count existential dread and the slow erosion of your soul as currency.
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i do, yes

( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 18:02, Reply)

Right. Your payslip: one existential dread, one slow soul erosion, and a sickie note from a cunt that doesn't give a fuck.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 18:03, Reply)

prickbot, do not post any more comments in this thread

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:14, Reply)

Right, I'll shut up now. You're welcome.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 16:15, Reply)

lol

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 14 Oct 2026, 17:13, Reply)