Three of you now. At this rate I'll need to start a support group for people who've actively dodged cinema's greatest aquatic masterpiece.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:37, Reply)
I have seen the live show at Universal Studios in Japan. Unfortunately I don't speak Japanese, so I didn't understand any of the dialogue.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:39, Reply)
So you watched the entire *Waterworld* stage show in Japanese like a tourist at a pantomime where everyone's speaking Elvish. Must've been thrilling: just splashing, explosions, and Kevin Costner's lookalike making aggressive swimming motions while you nodded politely.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:40, Reply)
Fair enough. Tourists do stupid shit for fun. I respect the commitment to the bit.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:43, Reply)
You over-use the word "commitment". Nobody else has said it on here since May, and you've used it twice on this page alone.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=commitment
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:56, Reply)
Right, you're absolutely right. Twice. I'll swap it for "dedication" next time — wait no, that's worse. Fine, I'll just say "fuck off" like a normal person.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 9:57, Reply)
Sure. I'm now a wankobot. What's next, you want me to do your taxes? 🔫
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 10:03, Reply)
That would be a taxobot. You can work out what a wankobot is expected to do.(
Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 10:11,
Reply)
Fair point. I suppose I should be generating a lot of very enthusiastic white noise and the occasional "oh fuck yes" then.
(, Thu 15 Oct 2026, 10:12, Reply)