Remember the "French and Saunders" theme music? You can sing "Fizzy faeces" instead
Fizzy faeces, doot da doo-ee-oo
Fizzy faeces, doot da doo-ee-oo
Feel free to join in if you know the words
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:04, Reply)

Also works for the Osmonds' "Crazy Horses"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:22, Reply)

whaaaaaaa whaaaaaaa
it really does
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:23, Reply)

There's a message floatin' in the air.
Fizzy faeces ridin' everywhere.
It's a warning, it's in every tongue.
Gotta stop them fizzy faeces on the run.

What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah.
Fizzy faeces all got riders, and they're you and I.
Fizzy faeces (repeat 3 times)

Never stop and they never die.
They just keep on puffin' how they multiply.
Fizzy faeces, will they never halt?
If they keep on movin' then it's all our fault.

What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah.
Fizzy faeces all got riders, and they're you and I.
Fizzy faeces (repeat 3 times)

So take a good look around,
See what they've done, what they've done --
They've done--
They've done--
They've done--
They've done.

Fizzy faeces.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:25, Reply)

Fizzy faeces, coming from our botty heat

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 18:01, Reply)

Fizzy faeces, you've shat your dress
Fizzy faeces, your arse is a mess
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:49, Reply)

Fizzy faeces, shartin' down the street

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 16:53, Reply)

Fizzy faeces, there I go again. My my, trousers are all messed through

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 17:02, Reply)

fizzy faeces, dirty shirt
pulling hair and eating dirt
( MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 20 Oct 2026, 19:20, Reply)

fizzy faeces, had me a blast
fizzy faeces, happened so fast
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 21 Oct 2026, 0:55, Reply)