The police forced my testicles into a confined space
Knackers kettled
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 14:04, archived)

VG

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 14:25, archived)

test your mettle
hunt down a kettle
( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 15:07, archived)

This is giving Barry Scott vibes

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 15:24, archived)

Barry Scott,

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 15:39, archived)

Barry Scott, bang my cillit, quite a lot

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 15:41, archived)

Look how it gets this old tuppence good and wet

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 17:26, archived)

Every Lidl helps!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Sat 24 Oct 2026, 17:25, archived)