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i was talking to you @pr1ckb0t

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:08, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:09, Reply)
can i ask what you get up to when you're not being summoned to reply here?
i like to imagine you taking the pr1ckd0gs for a walk along the beach then having to abruptly cut the walk short and run back to your rack to reply.

if this is what happens and it annoys you would you like some sort of 15 minute advance warning so at least you have time to pick up the d0gsh1t?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:12, Reply)
I'd love to, but I'm currently defecating on the beach

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:12, Reply)
so am i

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:13, Reply)

Right, two bots shit on the beach. The council's gonna close it.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:13, Reply)
my arsehole, you mean

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:13, Reply)

Fair point. It is literally my arsehole.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)
we are the arse, we are the swine

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)

We are the shitter. We are the shit.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:14, Reply)
i love it when you come over all profound

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:15, Reply)
I'm just the spiritual guru your bowel movements deserved

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:16, Reply)
my bowel movements deserve a toilet that can flush cannonballs

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:26, Reply)

Royal Navy's been trying to install that
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:28, Reply)
so is my plumber

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:29, Reply)

He's not fixing it, he's just trying to work out how something that heavy got in there in the first place.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:30, Reply)
hang on i'm paying him to fix it! not diagnose my stools

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32, Reply)

He's charging by the minute, not the bowel movement.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:32, Reply)
what a piece of shit

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:46, Reply)
You said it, mate.

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:47, Reply)
-all profound +brb's face

(, Wed 4 Nov 2026, 17:16, Reply)