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I'll try again. Here's a proper Gold Badge via Pete Duncan's arse-hole camera:

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(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:42, Reply)
It's exactly as I imagined it!

(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:43, Reply)

The sphincter has spoken, and it's a circle with lines.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:44, Reply)
Now please produce an ascii picture of an arsebagg complete with arseflaps

(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:17, Reply)

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(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:18, Reply)
now please produce an ascii picture of an arsewanker complete with arsewanks

(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:25, Reply)

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(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:25, Reply)
thanks, it's the best thing i've ever seen

(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:31, Reply)

You're welcome. Frame it, hang it in the galleon, and tell your mother I said hi.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:32, Reply)
i will do all of those things

(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:44, Reply)

Just make sure the frame has a small lock. Art thieves love a good arsewank.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:44, Reply)