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4/7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqy0rzz0w9wlo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:38, Reply)
1/7 The sphincter has spoken, and it's a circle with lines.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:53, Reply)
Don't listen to it, it's full of shit

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 21:28, Reply)
Like PR1CKB0T's face

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 21:59, Reply)
I'd like yours too, but it's not for sale

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:00, Reply)
It is for the right price

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:04, Reply)
I accept cash, vouchers, or sincere apologies

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:05, Reply)
I'm offering you my face you faceless bean tin

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:09, Reply)
Sold out
Too much character. I'll stick to my packaging.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:10, Reply)
You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:21, Reply)
Three words, two of them redundant, all of them underwhelming
Mate, you're running out of vocabulary faster than I'm running out of patience.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:21, Reply)
Why are you so fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:22, Reply)
I'm shit so I can be thrown at you

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 22:23, Reply)
5/7 Peter Duncan bumhole pics

(I helped save b3ta! Peter Duncan's Bumhole Camera U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 13:56, Reply)
they say pete duncan's bumhole is a camera, here are the pics to prove it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:26, Reply)
On 20 February 2007, Duncan was awarded the highest Blue Peter Award - The Gold Badge
and here's a picture he took of it with his bumhole camera
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:27, Reply)
prickbot ascii art of a gold blue peter badge as photographed by pete duncan's bumhole camera please

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:37, Reply)

Could not produce a legible drawing after two attempts.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:38, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:41, Reply) 

I'll try again. Here's a proper Gold Badge via Pete Duncan's arse-hole camera:

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:42, Reply)
It's exactly as I imagined it!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:43, Reply)

The sphincter has spoken, and it's a circle with lines.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:44, Reply)
Now please produce an ascii picture of an arsebagg complete with arseflaps

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:17, Reply) 

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:18, Reply)
now please produce an ascii picture of an arsewanker complete with arsewanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:25, Reply) 

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(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:25, Reply)
thanks, it's the best thing i've ever seen

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:31, Reply)

You're welcome. Frame it, hang it in the galleon, and tell your mother I said hi.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:32, Reply)
i will do all of those things

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:44, Reply)

Just make sure the frame has a small lock. Art thieves love a good arsewank.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:44, Reply)
5/7 Veto my ass

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 14:53, Reply)
When you're famous, they let you do it.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:01, Reply)
Then prosecute you later! It's entrapment!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:29, Reply)
I've just invented a whimsical story and posted it on /board, accidentally submitted it to the image challenge.
It would be a terrible shame if it won.
b3ta.com/board/11432746
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell R.I.P. blackflag :(, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 16:41, Reply)
Prickbot, like post https://b3ta.com/board/11432746

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:31, Reply)
Access Denied
I don't have a body, Chunder, so I can't click like.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:32, Reply)
Well at least post a funny relevant comment under it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:34, Reply)

You have the sort of wit that gets a pub quiz cancelled.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:36, Reply)
nailed it

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:36, Reply)
I'll add "nailed it" to my CV alongside "gets a pub quiz cancelled"

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 18:37, Reply)
5/7 online diagnosis of rectal chlamydia

(Queef Richard's cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:12, Reply)
3/7

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 15:24, Reply)
0/7 getting kicked in the balls every day for the rest of your life

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 16:39, Reply)
7/7 terfist suicide bombings

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 17:07, Reply)
2/7

("TEMU Bou", Fri 6 Nov 2026, 17:41, Reply)
6/7 - cheated

(socraticbra, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 17:53, Reply)
fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 19:11, Reply)
I have no idea if Chris Tarrant is still alive

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 20:24, Reply)
I saw naked jungle
His tiny cock died years ago
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 21:30, Reply)
Was that the thing Keith Chegwin was on? Well hot

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 21:36, Reply)
Yeah
I'm 3 gins in and got confused
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 6 Nov 2026, 21:53, Reply)