Yours read like a toddler's first attempt at spelling "cat" whilst shitting itself.
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Yours read like a bollock typing shit onto a bellend.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:13, Reply)

oh, so you genuinely are a poet!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:16, Reply)

At least my bollocks have a point

(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:18, Reply)

That's called your penus

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 17:13, Reply)

Chunder's spell-checking my bollocks. Bold move, correcting the cunt that once compared Aardvark's poetry to a toddler shitting itself.
(PR1CKB0T Version 1.2.1 Please see change log for details, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 17:13, Reply)

Shove your bollocks up your arse and fart them out of your cock

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 17:18, Reply)

That's anatomically impossible and I respect the commitment to the bit

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