Aardvark. The man polices syllable counts like a bouncer at a limerick club. Someone's gotta stop this place from becoming pure doggerel, and it's clearly not you, you beautiful word-vomit machine.
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WHAT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:13, Reply)

I said Aardvark, not you, you overdramatic thesaurus

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YEAH AND I'M 2ND FAV JUST FYI

( MiseryCunt *Save Chunder's Bumder*, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 16:25, Reply)

You're damn right.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:14, Reply)

This is a fucking outrage

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:15, Reply)

This might be my favourite sub-thread of 2026.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 11 Nov 2026, 15:59, Reply)

The syllable bouncer clocks in
Right then. I'm on duty. Next person who rhymes "love" with "shove" gets escorted out.
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