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she is all alone and it is winter, it's dark and her blouse has been ripped by end of term high jinks, she reminds me of my mum
13
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
No

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
FUCKING YES.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
are you bingo?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
JUST TWO NUMBERS REQUIRED NOW
HOLD TIGHT & ENJOY THE RIDE
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
SHOVE I T UP YOUR CUNT

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
COCK IT UP YOUR MINGE, YOU MINGE

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
Shove it RIGHT up your cock, you minge

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
TAKE your abusive comment & shove it RIGHT up your TWAT
you minge
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Take your disgusted retort and shove it RIGHT up your FUCKING DISTENDED COLON
you minge
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
Words fail me
apart from the ones that say you DISGUSTING pile of SLOP of a diseased SLAG.

Now, stick that up your minge & poke it.

You minge.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:10, archived)
With fucking pleasure.
*pokey pokey poke*
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:11, archived)
That is the sexiest thing that has ever happened to me.
No, hang on, second sexiest thing.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:16, archived)
do tell.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:24, archived)
2 here too

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
I hope it happens soon, I'm nearly out of cider

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
mr spams just got in bed next to me given me a look of utter disgust and gone to sleep

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Hey, if he aint down with da bingo you gots to divorce

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:08, archived)
45. stay alive of not, i dont care, 45

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
YES
I HAVE FIVE
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
on a line? we are looking for a lne?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
No, all over the place.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
I might have a line

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:09, archived)
And bingo?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:12, archived)
Is that still going?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:06, archived)
NEXT

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
GAP

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
we need a gush of numbers.. what's the grouping adjective of bingo numbers?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:05, archived)
the age that i managed to piss in denise gooners mouth
14
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
next

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
YAAAAAAAAAAY

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
*takes notes*
this will make a great biography
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
is this true?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:02, archived)
yep

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:03, archived)
i got you a virtual present
hbo.seenon.com/detail.php?p=104136&v=hbo_shows_true-blood

wear with pride..
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
pfft
boys are whatever, vampires are forever
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
me on top of you pushing my penis into your mouth while i endevor to perform an erotic experiance on your gapping fish market
69
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
:(
but pfft!
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
Yay!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
BANG BANG BANG

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
Uh yeah, uh, uh
oh sorry
:(
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
i always thought the boy should be on the bottom

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
You 69 with boys?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
Rate my beak:
www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3266786&l=be1d4d3b9d&id=672805638
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
2334255324533334455

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:01, archived)
My lovely and freshly cut locks out are underneath,
imagine all that sexiness.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
Handy for opening cans
I approve
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:04, archived)
nice
i also like the pics in the mirror.. nice idea
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:07, archived)
Mostly Jack Nicholson,
you can't go wrong with Jack you see.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:14, archived)
WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO PLAY TRIVIA IN A FORTNIGHTS TIME?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
As long as there are no sprots categories

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:59, archived)
It'll be random.
I'll post an event on the calendar once tonights bingo is up.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
Yeah, I'm shit at sprots too.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 1:00, archived)
The Kristensen Audi is up to second now.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
yeah, but FANNIES

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
I love fannies
best of all the spunk receptacles
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:58, archived)
FANNIES!!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
2 threads!!!
can we have one in each please mongy
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
a terrible time for sibbling toddlers, 2 and 3, 23

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
23 being thee magic number
SOMEONE must have won by now
please
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Grr
I hope somebody wins soon so we can start the next game.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Bigno is ususaly fixed....
Although one card should win(but who gets the card is random)it should have been won by now,obvisouly mongy is just posting random numbers without thinking about any card which may have those numbers on it.


You'll be here all night!!
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:57, archived)
TÁ MÉ AN-BRÓN

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
esme post a new thread quick!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
:)))))))))))))))))))0

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
Arse

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
Dobber at the ready.....

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
I'm going to slit my fucking wrists.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
pfft

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
You're so mean:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
calm down dear
it's only a a game that leads to no real prizes
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
Oh sorry, I was totally serious.
Silly me.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
i'm on the edge of my seat here

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
I just read all the Harry Potters again
I forgot about Dobby dying in the last book. It made me cry.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
I should do this.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
I HAVEN'T READ IT YET.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
Dobby dies
It makes you sad.

The End.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
So who's Dobby then?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
An annoying little cunt.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
you're mixing up the house-elf
with Bobson
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:54, archived)
Both annoying little cunts.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:55, archived)
well done
you've ruined christmas
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:52, archived)
yay!
what do I win!
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
a harrowing scowl

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:56, archived)
right old state, 28

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:49, archived)
WHOOP WHOOP
6 now!
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
YES BOI
I HAVE FOUR
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
:((((((((((((((((

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:51, archived)
post a thread broady!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:53, archived)
Hahahah
How fecking DESPERATE are we?
My dobber has dried out from not being used.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:50, archived)
will you still need me? will you still feed this troll, when i'm....
65
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
the worst beatle?
paul
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
This does not help me

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
I'm going to cry.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
check edit, the numbers 65
lol
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
:((((

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
Fuck yeah

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
not even one?
do you have your galsses on?
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
I have two.
No, I do not have galsses on.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:47, archived)
I thought you'd be dead by then.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:44, archived)
Well, the other number was no good either

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
we all hope that, no offebce

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
I don't.
I hope SSG lives on forever.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
and bingo was his name-o

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
THIS THIS THIS THIS
BINGO BINGO BINGO

B. I . N. G. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
there is a 3 year old and and a nine year old, they have been sold to a pedophile ring
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(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:41, archived)
BETTER NUMBERS:((((

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
Oh MAN :(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:42, archived)
WHOOP WHOOP
5 over 3 lines now.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
haha

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:43, archived)
the age at which blah balh uncle blah, 10

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
WOOP WOOP

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
QUICKER MONGY
MORE NUMBERS
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
YEEEEEEEA... oh. no. :(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Cockbadgers :(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
I'm going to hunt you down.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
And straight up rape your arse.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
pictures or it didn't happen

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:45, archived)
Of a future event?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
definitely
though i wouldn't be suprised if it hasn't already happened
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
42.
Only joking.I'm not mongy
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Think we'd already had 42 anyway
hello, nice to have board types over here
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Oooh, are /board here?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
WE ARE ALL B3TA


apart from qotw
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
HELLO :D
DO YOU LIKE MY PIXELS?
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
Have you got any?

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
No. :(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
Nice!!
You usually slag us off!!

But thanks.I may visit more often.
*feels wanted*
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
wel

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
come.
:)
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
I've met you in real life!!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
oooooooooooo where?
I am horrid at remembering people. :(
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:40, archived)
Sheff bash a coupla years ago!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:48, archived)
Not me
I love everyone
bend over
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
a stange sort of gay way to suck each other off, 49

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
stop doing it in new threads please.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
Fuck off

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
YEAH

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
WHO THE FUCK DOES HE THINK HE IS
RUINING OUR BINGO
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
FUCK MOT
FUCK HIM UP HIS BLACKHEART BINGO HATING ARSE
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
YEAH
CUNT
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
Why fuck off?
What difference does it make to the people playing bingo, whilst maybe b3ta will be worth using right now to everyone else?
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
Yeah, all the millions of other people wanting to post.
OH NO.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Maybe they would if there wasn't a fucking one man thread rush.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:36, archived)
Wah wah wah

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:37, archived)
That's quite the bass you have there.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)

b
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
Ok, that amused me

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:46, archived)
i think he may be acting like a cunt, leave him alone i say, let him be a cunt

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:39, archived)
I'd love to put forward a decent cohesive argument about why you are wrong
but I'm far too lazy so fuck off
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:38, archived)
i take your view on this to heart, i will stop, or not, no offence

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
Noooooooooooooooooooooo

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
my age, 35, or not online, kids welcome

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
This.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
We have the same cards!

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
YAY.
*shares prizes*
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:35, archived)
This is not relevant to my interests

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:32, archived)
YES
THREE
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
THREE FIVES

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:33, archived)
Ooh got two now
on the same line.
(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:34, archived)
a great age, firm fit and all knowing, 17

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:29, archived)
I fucking hate you.

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
Boo :(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)
:(

(, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 0:30, archived)

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