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No no...

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:42, archived)

supper nanny says:

Don't play on railways, and here's your dinner.

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:43, archived)

Braw! Supper Nanny's here

that must mean it's nearly dinner time!

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)

It would have been so mutch better,

if I could find a photo of her in her 'No no..' position but with her back turned.

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:46, archived)

Who is she?

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)

I dont know her name

she does programs like Little angels, and Super nanny.

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:49, archived)

More information, her name seems to be Jo Frost

www.supernanny.net/uk/supernanny.htm

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:51, archived)

Aha, thanks for the info

But for now im stuffing her in the carpit bag.

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:55, archived)

NOOOOO

please don't mix those two up.
little angels: highly trained clinical psyhologist who knows what she's doing and why

supernanny: bossy bitch who makes kids 'behave' by force

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

Ohh...

Sorry!

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:56, archived)

/rant over

/fluffy now

who wants a jaffa cake?

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:59, archived)

oooo...

Me me me! Whats that super nanny? Jafa cakes have sugar in them? Make me hyper active? Fine I wont have any... *Walcks of* *Super nanny stashes them in handbag*

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spaceage, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 17:03, archived)

The Health and Safety Executive...

I don't know why I bothered putting so much effort into this, but ah well.

No fee, no win.

...would regret inviting corporate sponsorship.

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Ijon Tichy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)

arf!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:48, archived)

"Mabel.... we'll need more toast!"

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

soldiers?

a whole armed regiment methinks
woo

(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)

Cor

Fabuloso!

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Ijon Tichy, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

yay!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)

Hoot!

Hurray for elephants!

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:38, archived)

haha!

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:44, archived)

Woo yay

Yours is much better.

(Foxypaws No, I'm Bob Pickering, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:54, archived)

Have this thing

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

what should we do with it?

(woo and yay for scary babies)

(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:30, archived)

What ever you want,

I don't want it.

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:39, archived)

gah!

i'm not sure i want it :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

that child

deserves a spanging

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robh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:36, archived)

Okay, I have been a bit slack on finishing this thing...

this is the last sketch version... it still has lots of errors, but i'll fix them as i vector them. I've tried to leave as many errors in blue as i could... but some i didn't notice until too late.
_{the digital camera gays this up so badly... i really need to get myself a scanner}

_Gallery

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)

she could give

one hell of a fisting with that thing

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)

it is still gorgeous.

yay

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)

I see no errors

yet again I am humbled ny your superior talent

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

Well for one

the robot's missing one upper leg section...
and the feet are way too small, and are drawn in incorrect perspective
plus a few other smaller problems

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

it's just a flesh wound

her feet are fully articulated then. Just accept it, it's good. Now behave!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)

Hurrah!

Mangastyle that doesn't make me want to die! Well done you!

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

Top job!

!! well done

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:26, archived)

so...

your giving the robot very strange looking genitalia?

(Elfroid How Long Have We Had These?, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

Looks great!

But am I the only one that sees the robot's cock?

(danshome, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)

isn't there a strange thing about her left hand ?

seems like her thumb isn't at the right place.

(chrono_johns, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:32, archived)

I did say there are still tons of errors :)

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:34, archived)

Very nice indeed!

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The Duke of Prunes, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

You have a gallery!

yay!

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DaSchop gippie, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:40, archived)

Yeah it's been there for a while now

it doesn't have the last few drawings though.

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:46, archived)

teh wow!

most woosome

(Graz Da Frog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:47, archived)

She's at it again...

Click for the enlargening

[source pic]

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

bridge - check

woo yay and all that jazz

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha!

And houpla too!

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Hi Cockalorum

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

My first Hi Cockalorum... I'm dead chuffed now :-)

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

yay for the randall and hopkirk

although they are waldorf and scrote, or something

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)

Statler and Waldorf, I think.

Though I haven't got the foggiest which one's which.

(Dr Hotdog is considering getting shot in t'eyes with lasers, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

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friendlyfire, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

hehehehe

that looks like fun

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

I finally got to grips with GIMP

PhotoShop don't work in Linux :(

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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

VROOM.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:09, archived)

Campain poster

I am not joking... its a free country and Im only saying the truth

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

argh!

I smell a political debate* coming soon.
*troll war

(Spinkeh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

More problems?

Including spellink?

(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:02, archived)

But

the tories are no fucking better.
All the political parties are lying fucks, seriously.

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Not Called Dave, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

This

(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

*votes for anarchy*

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

but... wuh... yuh....you can't...gah...

*head asplodes*

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)

i'm pretty sure each party is a bunch of dolts.

anyone who wants the bother of running this place has to be.

(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)

vote tories

for death

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The Incredible... accident free since, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

lib dems!

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gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:04, archived)

yes.

this.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)

The existence of the lib dems

almost motivates me to vote. For anybody else.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)

Oh fuck off

this isn't a bloody political debate forum for god sake. everyone thinks theyre being some kind of rebel by slagging off the goverement. Its as annoying as bloody jehovas witnesses coming to my door

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Young 'Tory'

People post anti-tory spoofs.

well I am 'young' tory and nows its my turn

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

Tories

take it up the bum!

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Plob, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:08, archived)

Well like christmas

its better to give than to recieve.

(qwisp, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

(JacksonPollock, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:33, archived)

pfff

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:35, archived)

Its just for people

with nothing better to bitch about. I say let people outside this board deal with the government.

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Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)

you can post what you like

as long as it's safe for work etc. but if you want to attempt persuasive political points you really should proof read your work first. well done for changing the of to off, but there are still a couple there.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)

What's with all the quote marks?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

Its because they now want to be referred to as the "Conservaties"

rather than "Tories" Myself, I prefer "racist, homophobic, petty-minded bigots"

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:22, archived)

You are best parody ever!

I especially like the way you've taken the piss out of the reactionary wankers by riddling the image with misspellings of even the simplest words.

Frontpage it now!

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

If your spelling

is testament to a Labour government, I may be tempted to agree*

*bollox...but so's your spelling

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robh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

HAHAHA!

you are funny.

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Mousing, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

the hospital waiting lists can be blamed mostly on the previousa tory government

who closed down far too many hospital beds, and reploaced them with beauracrats offices

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

if (($postType == political) && (strstr($posttext, "truth") == true))

{

$lemonyOpinion = "Bleh... it's all opinion";

}
else
{

$lemonyOpinion = "Needs more cheese!";

}

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:10, archived)

*gets grating*

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)

huzzah for more cheese

i think my current model is too simplistic... i need to factor in the fact that i like tangerines too

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

*gets peeling*

or alternatively, www.whatamiyourfoodpreparingbitch.com

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:11, archived)

Oh its different now ain't it

See!! take the p**s out of us

now I take the p**s out of your 'with it' poltical party.. you don't like it do you

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:12, archived)

we don't like it because we're fed up of having our country full of fuckwits like you

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clorey mcnuggety, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

We in power for 18 years...

You've F**ked all our good work in 7 years
!!!!!!!

Are you thinking what were thinking

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:18, archived)

i'm thinking about biscuits!

is that what you're thinking?

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:20, archived)

i am not a labour supporter and will not be voting for them in the next election.

and i will never vote cancervative. especially when they fuel racial tensions...

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clorey mcnuggety, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)

You really need to learn recent history

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:24, archived)

most certainly not

i recently emailed my local tory candidate with the following (after receiving much junk mail):

please stop sending me your disgusting propaganda. if i was thinking what the tories were thinking i would probably kill myself for being such a putrid human being.

Yours sincerely,
Molesto Botswana

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

No one has a problem with you slagging off Labour.

It's just the fact you support the Concervatives that seems to be grating on people...

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Plob, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)

i think you'll find

that the regulars here who post political images post as much against blair as against howard. the key is to make it legible and, when possible, funny.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:19, archived)

you seem to have come here looking for a non-existent pro-labour enemy to argue with

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Mousing, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:21, archived)

It's much better if you

USE ACTUAL FUCKING ENGLISH

(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

argh

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:13, archived)

As me old pappy used to say....

"Don't vote for any of the bastards.... it only encourages them"

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Flash_Bastard, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

L is for Labour

L is for Lice.

C is for Conservative
C is for Corrupt

L is for Liberal
L is for Lice, again.

B is for Boozer
B is for Boozer
B is for Boozer
...............

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:15, archived)

Considering they've been in power for eight years...

That's quite a short list. All governments fuck up in some ways, that's life. Also, most of your points have nothing to do with the economy (of which Labour have done a resonably good job IMO, especially considering the impact on (especially western) economies of 9/11), inflation has been stable and unemployment has dropped a great deal under labour, so why your main heading based on the economy?

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fool_on_the_hill, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:29, archived)

I may as well mention

that immigrants tend to work.
Leaving aside my opinion about the war and the implication that john major was any good at handling the economy or anything else

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:46, archived)

Coming soon:

(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:59, archived)

where's the sfin,

sphin, spyn, sphyn......
where's the other bit?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:01, archived)

It's there

But Bushell's lower down so I'm concentrating on that. See?

(A small damp ball of cotton, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

but I can't see it's human head

or mamalian body for that matter

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:05, archived)

Sky One

For when even ITV is too good for you^TM* (As heard about on "The Chris Moyles Show")

*Except, maybe, the sci-fi

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The Neville What what what, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

it's funny

because it's true
wooooooo

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:03, archived)

I really,

really like this.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

the meeting didn't go too well

(burger breath, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

how much is the rent at burger towers?

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

'ning.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

NOSEYES!!!!!!

woo

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

Terrible

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

(Marwood, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

yay for old school furtive

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

B3ta Stock Response #2364

/message starts
How does it smell?
/message ends

(Spinkeh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:54, archived)

B3ta stock response answer posted above

cheers!!

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the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)

B3ta stock response #31415

/message starts
Jamaica
/message ends

(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:56, archived)

B3ta random stock response answer #21332

_{/message starts}
no it wasnt very good
_{/message ends}

thats ballsed!

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:00, archived)

great persi

its good1 woowiii

(G10A9L, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:17, archived)

Woo!

How does he...
/dies

have a shameless pearost:

(Not very much gravitas at all, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:31, archived)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

nice haircut camilla!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

she needed an image change after Chicago Daves viral pic

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:52, archived)

Did you buggers see

on the CNN coverage of the wedding yesterday they actually talked about and showed those T-shirts. Didn't say shit about where you could buy them or where they came from though. Twunts.

(Tetsuo, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

Ohh

very Sandman-ish.
Woo yay!

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

I think the word here is

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

quick and dirty

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

hahahaha, noice

*waits for him to be turned into a alien*

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

PLEASE GOD NO!

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cuntmuffin, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

dirty? dirty?

i'd be dirty alright.

* fwaps over pink eyelashes *

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

You're fwapping

over the eyes of Bungle!

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friendlyfire, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:06, archived)

Lovely!

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S Snail wore out his welcome with random precision, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

George?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

George enjoyed his retirement in the wild

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

hahaha

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gazz, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

Pedo hunuter!

(JoeDaly, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

Wheels with corners!

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toxie, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

5 mins

took about 5 mins, i couldnt be bothered to go around the wheels perfectly sorry

(JoeDaly, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

hehe,

dont be sorry, wheels with corners are great :)

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toxie, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

now there's an idea

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:45, archived)

i don't get it

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:43, archived)

ian huntley

its ian huntley, good ol ian! hes the one that was found guilty of murdering two children, holly wells and jessica chapman.

(JoeyDaly, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:23, archived)

Did this ages ago now...

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

that's bloody good

i am so hungover

(whatsinaname, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

ooh oooh

Soul Music!

(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

How very 80s-metal

woo yay!

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

Woo!

Let's rawk!

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

mmmm death metal

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polar ice is done for 4 months, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

that's cool

\m/ indeed

(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:33, archived)

That's so brilliant...

you know someone here is just going to shop that with the latest meme, don't you?

*Warning in advance*

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

ooooh

very very nice :)

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toxie, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

DEATH METAL!!!

/coat

WOO!

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abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

* puts on Cannibal Corpse*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

*wears corpse like a hat*

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

that rawks

woo yay

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

vote for me and I'll give you sweeties baby

(burger breath, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

hahaha

*spits out sweet in mouth*

(MachoNachos Without geometry life is pointless!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

Politics aside

That is most frighteningly woo

And scarily yay

Not to mention terrifyingly houpla...

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)

My cock will only stand for communism*

_{*may be complete bollocks}

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:34, archived)

you may want to get that

looked at, especially if your cock is only bollocks

(Spinkeh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

ok then

here goes

(burger breath, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:40, archived)

That's a freakin' awesome picture

shopping aside

(the shopping does add to the woo, though)

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abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

cripes.

that's disturbing

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clorey mcnuggety, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

chavs new m8 and car

(TheAmazingMrMagical Live from the BBC, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

Blessed would never associate with chavs

he's far to cultured!!!

edit: DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

DAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!

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friendlyfire, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

May 6th morning - In a 'sane' world

I wake up May 6th 2005, in a 'sane' world
id see this on screen

BLISS!

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)

all the political parties go a bit more pastel?

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

A giant white-blue version of the windows logo in the background?

i'd be terrified

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)

You mean you'd me scared
that we'd have a decent goverment and be able to start making progress again

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

no, i'd just be scared of the windows logo...

i have no idea what colour is what in your pie chart

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

we don't take too kindly to your sort around here

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

why would that scare anybody?

anyway, if anyone's scared of progress it'd be the tories.

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spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)

Not sure what that represents.

Is it a heavily divided conservative party?

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)

Is that a picture of the Tories

winning the election?
Should there not be more draining the blood of virgins and stamping on poor people?

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

i believe they favour the term "scummy little oiks"

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

ah yes

my mistake.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)

And everyone with an IQ over 100

either leaving the country or arming themselves to cull the fascists

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

From the flag

It looks like your waking up in Sweaden too.

(wirepimp, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

Ah, sweaden.

Part sweden, part neasden.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahaha!

*breathes*

Hahahahahahahahaha!

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fool_on_the_hill, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

Ah good point

i thought it was a windows logo

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)

Easy mistake to make

if you're colourblind

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

aargh tories!

run!
*Edit: phew, thankfully everyone seems to agree, thought I'd missed a meeting, declaring the Conservatives a good party.

(Spinkeh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)

LOL

They are a good party... Labour are idots

(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)

I'm a thatcherite

and in my opinion the current tory party are idiots.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

no, no

jellies, trifle and paper hats are a good party. Oh, and the dot over an i is called an "iota".

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)

pffft!

will you marry me?

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

certainly

to whom?

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)

no doubt brown cow will volunteer

if he can remove his lips from abandonships bottom

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)

no thanks

he's a little young for me

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)

and anyway

i have designs on brown cow myself

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thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)

really? i thought you were both like 18

/not very observent so this shouldn't come as a surprise

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)

he's 16

i'm 20.
i guess technically you could say we're both "kinda 18" but i dunno...

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

Your mean age is 18

so it doesn't matter

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homonk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)

20! That's ancient!

/is my age, and I feel old

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

as a 20 year old, i'd take offense at being called 16 as well i guess

sorry miss!

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)

s'ok

i blame cashy (twunt) he keeps telling everyone i'm 14

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)

/huggles

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

Take it you're not old enough

to remember the last time they were in power?

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)

Right.

Either
1) You are joking.

2) You haven't read the manifesto, and therefore have not been frightened off by the inane bleating about "Hard-Working, Right-Thinking Majorities" and "One Nation Britain".

3) You have read the manifesto, and therefore are a cunt. Kindly fuck off to somewhere else.

4) You like the Tories without having read the manifesto, in which case, see (3)

5) Profit

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)

^this^

(especially no3)

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thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

i'd also add

6.) you're trolling because you're well aware that this site is primarily populated by weak wristed lefties like me

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lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

Of course,

but I do suspect that that might involve having read and having agreed with the Tory Manifesto.
/hates the fascists, hates them, he does

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)

hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

*breath*
"good party"
a hahahahaha

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homonk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)

they are a party of bigotted wankers

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)

You work for the tories,

and have been tasked with spreading a pro-tory message on the "hip" websites.

AICMFP

(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)

self-explainatory

[I feel bad misplacing the beautiful drawing below this one with my nonsense.]

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:18, archived)

Hatstand!

Woo and possibly also yay.

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:23, archived)

nonsense is always good though

:~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)

Fish eggs?

*just wondering*

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)

i like your style

and the cut of your jib for that matter.

*goes to eat eggs, preferably cooked*

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eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

i maek painty things

[Click for big]
[SPAM]

(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:14, archived)

Ooh

this reminds me of something, but i have forgotten it's name

I just wish i could make something like this. I'm several years from that level of ability though.

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:15, archived)

han solo frozen in carbon?

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droogii why stay still when you can roll, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:16, archived)

i wonder if it's something i saw in that riddick trailer...

(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)

heh, your pretty damn good though

Took me about 2 hours just to do the pic in my profile, and its a bit crappy

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)

You know

you just drew attention to that, don't you?

*Can draw, just doesn't have scanner*

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:19, archived)

Sorry? Cant hear you.

*turns up music*

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:20, archived)

I just take pictures of the shit I draw

Saves money on scannerage

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abandonnship, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)

And you mAKE them rather well

by the looks...

yay!

(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:17, archived)

looks very borg-like....

woo

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:18, archived)

that am all teh awesome

woo yay to you sir :~)

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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:22, archived)

yummmm

gigery...

(Carwash Maaaaaaaaarge!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)

excellent as ever, sir.

you have a talent

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FoldsFive, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)

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