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# I fucking love meat
(spewperb, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
# hahah
now i realise who the baby with the old face reminded me of earlier.... the grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# mmmm
especially human meat.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Haha!
I love meat too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Haven't done this sort of pic in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# what, a woman you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
# Pffffft!
Well I mean these pics...but if I'm honest...*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# kinkeh!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
# haven't had a girl delivered to your cell in ages?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)
# what? a woman?
poor you. Your testicles must be huge.

/edit: bah! Mind piss!
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Is her name Gemma? =$
'cos if so... I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Erm..
Your guess is as good as mine :-S
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Watching Tennis?


Thanks, Imageshack
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)
# How the fuck can you be a newbie when you've been a member for 35 years?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# It's a good question...
ANSWER HIM!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# must have
teh uplaod codez
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And only 5 messages. That's some lurkage!
And woo to teh pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Because
Newbie Tuesday got hosed. The admins were kind enough to fix me up, but the date must be the default... looks like it defaults to jan 1 1970
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# *seethes with jealously*
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# So you dont have the upload codes
.....
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Jan 1 1970
is the Unix epoch, year 0 as far as *nix based OSes are concerned, generally, and this site runs on a *nix. Your sign-up date will have been deleted or not added to the database properly, so it shows up as 01/01/1970 instead.
(tomsk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Since you know this
Do you know the upload codes?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
# they're a witch
burn them
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# they turned me into a newt!




(I got better)
(I helped save b3ta! thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Careful,
it's habit forming...
(tomsk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:59, archived)
# i need no more habits
not after all those nuns i bummed] burnt
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:02, archived)
# I've not stayed here for
1 year, 274 days, 6 hours, 24 minutes and 52 seconds,

to be cuckolded by this young whippersnapper.

MODS!: I want my £1/5 3d back
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# must've happened when b3ta was borked
35 years, older than the internet!

must be very wise

say something o wise user
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)
# I was the smartest fetus on the block
Yay, its true. I was wise beyond my trimester.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# be must you, Yoda
something, or
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
maybe this is his first week as a member of the electronic board. He's spent the last 35 years as a member of the telegram based messageboard.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:47, archived)
# kitty's gonna
get eyestrain.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:44, archived)
# hmm
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# I need ideas for my next comic.
let me repost this do its not a threadwaste.
i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/sickfez/sickfez_soup.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# So. . .
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# What font is that?
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
# I can't be arsed to click the link
but I bet it's comic sans.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:53, archived)
# happyman!

i think i'll pearoast this every time i come across one of your comics.
why not.
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:00, archived)
# dude, iv read your comics
just do another line & your next comic will come to you in a dream... or something
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# wow!
you love his comics so much you had them intravenously read to you? now THAT's a fan.
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# how about...
sikfez meets anfry moroccans who take afront to his wearing of the mnational headgear???
Edit: 'scuse my manners - woo for sikfez comix!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)
# clive
(kitten nest, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# haha
stupid dog indeed! Don't watch channel 4, it's not nice viewing!
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# *Wot?
/Intrigued

Edit: Not bothered to turn on telly
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# it's about
supermarket meat, and how shit it is.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Mmmm
Turkey Twizzlers,

And whole roast chickens
king prawns,
beef,
pork,
lamb...etc.


I swear the best way to be sure is to kill it yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# I read that as
"To kill yourself" then.
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Still
looks bloody marvelous to me. *strokes lil chicks on telly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Yes
Scary

I work on the Chicken counter at Morrisons and know half of this . . .
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# why?
i'm intruiged

*contemplates going to watch tv*

/edit ok then. will stick to b3ta and its wholesome goodness
(kitten nest, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# don't do it
unless your a veggy.
(I helped save b3ta! polio, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# I thought they were cone shaped
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Its an innovative design
(I helped save b3ta! FreudianSlap, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# it is designed that way
to fit his pony tail in
(kitten nest, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Was there 2 Stupid Dogs in your land?
'Twas a great cartoon
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)
# hmmm...
you mean bob? it's in my profile
(kitten nest, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:46, archived)
# haha, no
though I love Bob
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:01, archived)
# I love a good dog cussing
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! catbwoy, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:05, archived)
# *tweets*


bee flash from yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# teh tweety fluff
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Aww, thats lully
Woo

now go and draw something for/with me like it says imn your profile, theres a good boy
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# what shall we draw ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# I dont know
something, huugee

or not. you decide
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# hmm
add a little doodle

i might ask others later

img313.imageshack.us/my.php?image=greatdoodle16ci.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Im on it
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:58, archived)
# very nice
eventually he'll get tired though, and he'll fall to his death.
You bastard. How could you?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Awwww
*Notices head sharpens* *runs!*
(Jambosive, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Leave teh fluffy bird alone
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Yay!
that's a lot of lully to the power of tweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# fantastic stuff
also, you and devil duck PWN the madness temple front page archives.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# madness temple/tattyworld - where front pages are actually possible !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:42, archived)
# ace!
(Meta4, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Awwwww
Innit sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 22:11, archived)
#
Hosted by Madness Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Haha
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# THIS!
'moustache: 10'

excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# ^this
arf!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Damn, I only have moustache: 9
I wish we hadn't decided to play strip top trumps now
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# i was going to do a top trumps at work
but the rating for twat factor would be the same on all of them
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# ^this with added twat
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# so you like your job then?
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# jobs ok
muppets i have to work with is the problem!
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# ah
have you considered killing them all?
Then getting on with your job.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# Haha!
There's gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Hmmm


I dont know, I really dont...
(Jambosive, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Ohh fancy
What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# err..
A pen nib
(Jambosive, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Oh i can see it now
..............
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Haha
pixelspunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# This reminds me of those Talk Talk ads
They should do dirty ones of them ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Dammit
something i've been wishing to say for ages.

A giant CDC made up of loads of people wearing pink tops.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Major/gourp mindpissed then?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# IT JUST KEEPS ON SPUNKING
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Squares must get up to this sort of thing all the time
no wonder we don't see them congregating
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:33, archived)
# Blimey!
My eyes hurt so much looking at that.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:35, archived)
# So if you're down on your luck,
I know you all sympathise. Find a ghost with faraway eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:27, archived)
# ooh nice!
/just had Director of Information for the London Underground on the phone...

and before that..

DENNIS TAYLOR!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
Is this at work or just a strange day for wrong numbers?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
# i'm at work :)
got told some snazzy stuff. i would tell you, but then i'd have to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Dennis Taylor is teh bomber!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# ^this
I was just going to say he was Osama.
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# looks like someone's stolen the head directors mobile rofl!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Hehehe
Might end up as a detonator somewhere ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
# ...? Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Are they having an affair,
and you're sorting it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Mother?
miss you, I do
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
# That reminds me of The Woman In Black.
The scariest fucking book/play I have ever read/seen.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Oooh
Who wrote that?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Susan Hill.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Ta.
I have too look that up/look for it in the shops :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# As far as I'm aware...
... it is still on at the Fortune Theatre, Covent Garden, London.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Ah well. I live too far away anyway.
Just reading a synopsis on it here. Looks rather good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:43, archived)
# It's bloody excellent.
But pant-shittingly scary.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Hehe
It's right up my street anyway ;)
/paranormal nut
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:48, archived)
# *hides*
top work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Ta muchly!
I plan on making more. To post at night of course.
*Laughs maniacally*
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# blimey!
*dons sturdy pants*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Arf!
You'll be OK til I can find scary backdrops ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:38, archived)
# The Minimal Adventures Of Edd Egg #13

Clicky For Biggy
#01 | #02 | #03 | #04 | #05 | #06 | #07 | #08 | #09 | #10 | #11 | #12
Edd Egg's NEW website!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# It's the way all eggs go in the end
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:18, archived)
# i'm loving these
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:19, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
# Go.....
hard Edd Egg!!! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:22, archived)
# i love these.
the werewolf one is utter genius.

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Oh, repost op.
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Then...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# I demand the chance to breed with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Richard Gere'd
love 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Pffft
THEY'RE DESTROYING THE WORLD!
(Flabbergaster laughs at danger (and breaks all the rules), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Much like Les
Think these'd be more deadly...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
But who let the young Peter Jackson run loose?
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:29, archived)
# Is that
Prince's street?
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:37, archived)
# yes
that is also GrandmaOfShoes
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Aww look at my fluff
(i knew Michael was innocent , lets face it , he's no Gary Glitter, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Awww
All teh lully!
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
# yes....
Not normally so cuddly and cute though
(i knew Michael was innocent , lets face it , he's no Gary Glitter, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# I want a kitten :(
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Life, liberty and the pursuit of sunflower seeds
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
# very nice! hamsters also have incredibly big balls by the way
/used to have hamsters, but lost one from letting it out when i was drunk
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Dropped mine down the stairs in its ball.
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# fuckin hell they love those balls!
mine got clever though, he knew if he could get enough speed and charge into the fireplace the ball would break and he'd be free :)
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:11, archived)
# yep they are very clever.
of course, this one just shoots his way out of the ball...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
# sounds like a typical wank..
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# Wanking on the mind, Rik?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Mine was in the ball
Whilst I was Toking away, he was running round my living room
I then thought it hilarious to blowback into his ball...
He seemed to love it, running around like a cheetah on speed
I found it hilarious
Then he died
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
# ah well at least it was a laugh
me and my mate pissed ourselves laughing one time when his senile jittering grandad sat on 3 special breed kittens by mistake and killed them XD
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Pffft!
You evil, evil man!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Heard the same story
about a budgie!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:15, archived)
# *sniff* go on, you brave soul you...
*salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Here's to miltary critters
I give you Gruppenfuhrer Fluffeh
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:12, archived)
# His brother is in the navy...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Yay to military fluff
(I helped save b3ta! bert grr picked his feet in Poughkeepsie, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:34, archived)
# My contribution

Unfortunately, I've had my hummus surgically removed recently
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
# LES!

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)
# He's destroying the world
But he doesn't know it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# Get the chives!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:08, archived)
# David Bekcham.
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:02, archived)
# he wears a necklace... what a fucking fag
/but a hero nonetheless and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
# It follows me round the room
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
# that's an 'i've just shit my pants', look if ever i saw one.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:07, archived)
# Tehe
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:09, archived)
# He wouldn't know though
Not got a nose
actually, I think the feeling would be a pretty sure sign...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# *Squelch*
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Having
shit my pants earlier today in London when an armed policeman shouted at me to "STOP!!", I can confirm that this is in fact fact. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
# Oi, GMoS!?
Can I market this T-Shirt


Whaddaya say?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
# ahahahahahaha
i want one!!!
actually i want ten!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:03, archived)
# I'll take 12
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)
# I'll take 15!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:10, archived)
# change it to "baps" and I`ll take one
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:16, archived)
# Run of one,
coming up, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:17, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
count me in for 14 and a half (one in a girls size- I have a friend whos bi who'd so dig that)
(Bumrah, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:21, archived)
# North by Northwest 2


Nighty night.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)
# Ahhh teh fluff has become evil!
(I helped save b3ta! DUM4S5 =], Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:05, archived)
# last one (from me anyway)
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
# seams?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)
# my contribution
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
# terrible.
yet hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
# Where
am his head gone?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:58, archived)
# maybe GMoS and Jankie
should swap hats???
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:00, archived)
# You shouldnt do that to
the grandma!

He's my second hero!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)
# who's ur 1st?
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:06, archived)
# hoots!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:56, archived)
# what's big ben doing in Auld Reekie?

(Coca Hogg, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:14, archived)
# Four thousand and elephants
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:52, archived)
# I hit reply
and his smile GREW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
# That gives me teh fear!
Argh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
# this should be FP'd ASAP
that fucking rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
# That is so goddamn freaky!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:53, archived)
# Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
# OMG
I think I've soiled myself
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:54, archived)
# AHHH!
creepy, but nice
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
throw it away.

THROW IT AWAY!
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:55, archived)
# Jesus Christ!
*Beats with a baseball bat*

*beats some more*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:57, archived)
# Smashing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 21:01, archived)

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