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(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall
Tear it down!
Regan smash, Regan smash
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Tear down this wall!
Bring on the wall!
rathergood.com/wall
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 May 2009, 19:26, archived)
# bloody hell Joel.
What brings you around? Are you selling something? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# would you like to buy a poo?
i've got one up my arsehole!

just eating my dinner actually. got to whizz up and put the little boy to bed in a tick.
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# :)
Nice to see you!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Lol
I still remember Thomas the wank engine - lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I missed that one
I did like the viking kittens though
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# HIPPOGIRL!
...its from like 1998
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
# Hello
did you fly into Stansted recently? I did, and there was a taxi driver with a "Mr. Veitch" sign. I considered waiting to see if it was you...
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Aren't you supposed to be around the world earning sponsor money?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# no, that wasn't me
i haven't been anywhere interesting in YEARS
(I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Tue 5 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
# Riff Regan, the original Willow from the Buffy pilot episode?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🩇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᎉɄʇ ↓🩇, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
# Why did they have to take that god damn wall down
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# So that David Hasselhoff had a story to tell....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# well put the fucking thing back up and put his body in the foundations
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Oh man!
You should have seen the applause he got when he walked into the Brian Wilson gig I was at a few years back!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:32, archived)
# did they kill him?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:38, archived)
# No,
the whole place went into rapturous applause. It were hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# and then they killed him
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:40, archived)
# No.
The Brian Wilson came on and played 2 hours of awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# did he kill the hoff?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i like the big slab of cheese
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:27, archived)
# You can do it!
Watch out for the landmines and barbed wire, little cat-like thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🩇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᎉɄʇ ↓🩇, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:43, archived)
# Swine Flu's gonna' get ya'
New drawing. Hope you like.



Click for bigger (379 kb)
(SmokeAPipe http://itdoesntlookwright.jimdo.com/, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:16, archived)
# Awesome!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Most fantastic :D
woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# nicely!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# thats bloody fantastic,it reminds me of the drawings in the metal gear solid booklet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# ooh very smart!
I like that. Decapitated animals FTW!



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( only inked and rendered by me, sketch by Philip Tan )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# thats fucking sweet
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Thanks.
It gets an awful lot of people not fucking bothering to say so ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
# Cunt her in the fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:58, archived)
# That's wonderful!
have a *click*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# That's one hell of an
mp3 player he's got there.
Oh and woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# ooooh, that is EXCELLENT!
kinda reminds me a bit of the illustrations associated with Metal Gear... Top stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Nize!
What would you do with the "Golden Age" Sandman (or even the more recent Vertigo Sandman) gas mask?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:39, archived)
# I vant him in ze games until he dies playing...
(doctormike, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# hahahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Do one for
the mongols.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:13, archived)
# Arf!
I used to love Saracen :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:14, archived)
# .
I never realised John Reid was on Gladiators
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# 1 year and only 3 posts mike? strange
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:21, archived)
# ...?


Click for bigger (379 kb)
perhaps i really should spend more time doing class work in the computerlab instead of this shit...
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# pfffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# and yes there is still some snow in canada
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Where's Canada?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# its a province of the USA apperantly.
technically not, but our prez used to be bush's lapdog so....
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:50, archived)
# :D
You get awesome points for Megaman.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Heres a
Tangent for you
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Where the fuck have you been p3l3?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# In a Galaxy
Far Far Away.

It was shit.

Hows Peeps?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Shittin' in ur galackxee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:09, archived)
# Who shat where in the what now?
Hows it going?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Pretty ace. How are you, bro?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:12, archived)
# In The Shit.
Ive got myself a job so that accounts for my lack of contributions and insults lately. Working for o2 and its fucking shit. Wagging work today so I can look for other jobs. Been studyin PHP and SQL in the meantime and all ive got to show for my labours is This Bag Of Shite.
Ive been lurking and 'Liking stuff' but not posted owt.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Hahah
Just realised, it dont work on tuesdays.

A bit like its dad. Arf!

EDIT: fixed it now.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:19, archived)
# Some Rem Rem Bu ttons
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:22, archived)
# Its a work in progress you buntcubble.
When its done it'll be bigger than facebook, yahoo and google combined. It will rule teh interwebs. (or i might just fuck it off and make pornsites for ÂŁ300 a pop)
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
#
Batoma hĂ© dĂ©n bĂȘ kassi la.
Na dén mina.

On chante.
On danse.
On se remue.
On bouge.
Moi, je m'en fou!

Batoma, ton bébé pleure, Batoma.
Batoma, tout le monde te demande, Batoma.
Batoma, tout le monde t'appelle, Batoma.
Batoma, ton bébé pleure, Batoma.
Moi, je m'en fou.

Ni dĂ©n bĂȘ kassi
Sin do a da.
Ni nĂ© Fatoma bĂȘ kassi
Sin do a da.
Ni nĂ© Batoma bĂȘ kassi
Sin da a da.
BournakĂȘ toma ni o bĂȘ kassila.
Sin do a da.
Bagayoko toma ni o bĂȘ kassi la.
Sin do a da.
NĂ© toma ni o bĂȘ kassi la
Sin do a da.

On chante.
On danse.
On se remue.
On bouge.
Moi, je m'en fou!

MĂŽ kĂȘ toma a to ka kassi ka dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!
Mo mousso toma a to kassi ka dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!
Bouran kĂȘ djougou toma a to kassi ka dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!
Bouran mousso djougou toma a to kassi ka da dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!
NimogokĂȘ djougou toma a to kassi ka dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!
Sinamousso djougou toma a to kassi ka dafara.
Moi, je m'en fou!

Batoma hĂ© dĂ©n bĂȘ kassi la.
Na dén mina.

On chante.
On danse.
On se remue.
On bouge.
Moi, je m'en fou!

Ni dĂ©nouw bĂȘ kassi
A yé dénouw nani.
Ni dĂ©nouw bĂȘ kassi.
A yé nani.

Tjou! Tjou! Tjou!
Sin do a da.
Tjou! Tjou! Tjou!
DĂ©n nani...
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# The lyrics to Blame Canada look funny in foreign...
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:52, archived)
# Batoma by Amadou & Mariam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# come again?
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# moozic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Are you gonna get all arrogant about
someone you have just discovered than Mr Johnny-come-lately? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# They have been about for years, a blind couple from Mali
Are you Micto and saying that I am smug?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I am referring to what Micto said the other night, yes, but very tongue in cheek.
Also, I am well aware of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# good man
He did say sorry last night
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# true dat!
Sheila: De tijden zijn veranderd
Onze jonge geitjes worden slechter
Zij zullen hun ouders niet uitvoeren
Zij willen enkel aan fart en vloek!
Sharon: Zouden wij de overheid moeten beschuldigen?
Liane: Of de schuldmaatschappij?
Dads: Of zouden wij de beelden op TV moeten beschuldigen?
Sheila: Nr, schuld Canada
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Sheila: Met al hun kraalvormige kleine ogen
En het klappen leidt zo volledig van leugens
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Schuld Canada
Sheila: Wij moeten een volledige aanval vormen
Iedereen: Het is de fout van Canada!
Sharon: Beschuldig me niet
Voor mijn zoon Stan
Hij zag het vloekbeeldverhaal
En nu moet hij weg zich bij Klan aansluiten!
Liane: En mijn jongen Eric eens
Had mijn beeld op zijn plank
Maar nu wanneer ik hem zie vertelt hij me aan fuck zelf!
Sheila: Goed, schuld Canada
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Sheila: Het schijnt dat alles verkeerd is gegaan
Aangezien Canada meekwam
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Schuld Canada
De Kerel van het exemplaar: Zij zijn zelfs hoe dan ook geen echt land
Mej. McCormick: Mijn zoon kon een rijk en ware arts of een advocaat geweest zijn,
In plaats daarvan brandde hij zich op als piggy op de barbecue
Iedereen: Zouden wij de gelijken moeten beschuldigen?
Zouden wij de brand moeten beschuldigen?
Of de artsen wie hem om toestond te verlopen?
Sheila: heck nr!
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Schuld Canada
Sheila: Met al hun hockeytumult
Liane: En dat wijfje Anne Murray ook
Iedereen: Schuld Canada
Schande op Canada
Voor

De roetvlek moeten wij ophouden
Het afval moeten wij beuken
Het gelach en de pret
Moeten allen worden ongedaan gemaakt
Wij moeten hen beschuldigen en een drukte veroorzaken
Vóór somebody denkt aan het beschuldigen van uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# "Schuld Canada" doesn't make any sense at all

as does the rest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Babelfish is not all that good
especially on technical German (I have to go there often for work - boss is too cheap to pay for "real translation services")
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:36, archived)
# Even google translate is much better than babelfish
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:03, archived)
# FUCKEZ OFFEZ!
.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:05, archived)
# oooooooooooooh :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:07, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
cantonaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I dunno,
but according to South Park we should blame them.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# You can't say "snow" in Canada
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# I do the same in work...here's the Evolution of Mario.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# time well wasted :D
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# you forgot this little shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Hail
Bob Hoskins.

Danny DeVito and Michael Imperioliolioli for the sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 5 May 2009, 19:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# I know not what is going on here....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:51, archived)
# well, my friends piece of shit snowmobile is parked under the large fire ball.
and he looks a lot like mario soooooo
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Well now it makes perfect sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:55, archived)
# yeah ^^
but there is a lot of stuff in there only a canadian could detect!
(Solarius t'is so quiet, here in the land of moose, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# don't you "HOW" me fool !!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
#

significantly more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# Oh thanks,
I spend ages on my shite post and then you post this awesomeness straight after ;)

Woo sir :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Jeez, Sorry sir.
But thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Pfft!
Only messing of course :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i bet if you stand on them white things you turn into a pile of humanoid mess
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# There's no getting past you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Space is not a place for rubbish, fire it into the sun
Lovely again sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# Proper burial, eh?
Good point.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# Fire: gets rid of rubbish, thus, fire it all into the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I'll put on my boots then

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# it's a bit sharp round the edges.
Good strategy.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Chocolate shavings with
tops of tins of baked beans embedded in them FTW!
Woo
I am hungry
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# There's an entire planet's-worth there for you.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# I'd reply saying I like this, but YOU'D IGNORE ME.
NO NO. IT'S FINE. I DON'T MIND BEING THE ODD ONE OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# WELCOME TO IGNORE: POPULATION ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# WHERE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# WEBNET.ORG/VAGINA
I'M SHOUTING, WATCH OUT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# I'm only ignoring the shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Big letters = shouting, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# yes, now stop it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# That's the one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# It really would be easier if you did ignore me then.
Y'know what with my continuous use of shift.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# I don't wish to be rude.
Which that would be.
I'm sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# I don't see it as rude at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:58, archived)
# Well, more that you take the time to reply.
That's what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# You ignore my replies anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:02, archived)
# only if you're shouting, in fairness.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:06, archived)
# who dropped all these cones and discs here they dont belong here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# Untidy swines!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# You get one wet
and look what happens
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Feeding 'em after midnight - same result...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# You built this city on cones and discs?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Now with added torn ligaments and soft tissue damage....


Fuck knows where that line on the left has come from, it isn't on the pic of the animation in my animation program :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# ooooooh, bad news sir
how long before that is better?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:31, archived)
# They said it should be fine in the next couple of weeks.
Meh, it means I have an excuse to make everyone do everything for me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:32, archived)
# I hope they have given you some good pain killers
Also, photos of your foot, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# This is the only one I have available at present,
shitty camera pic of just after I had done it. Can't really make much out, apart from the nice shade of magenta my foot had gone....

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Nice one
and you have manky feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# GROSSFOOT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Shaved Hobbit feet
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:43, archived)
# belated lols!
awww look at his stubby lil toes!
(ruff secks R.I.P. uncle Jim :(, Tue 5 May 2009, 22:25, archived)
# I would like to say it is due to the injury,
but that would just be lies :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# fuck,what happend to your leg hand?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9422139
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# ooouch! the same thing happend to my friend,took weeks to heal properly and he still gets the odd twinge in it
,not that yours won't heal properly......
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:49, archived)
# *fears*
Cheers fella ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Bleedin' Hell!
That has *got* to hurt....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Meh, could have been worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:56, archived)
# haha. Pussy.
I've had to run manoeuvres with most of my head back in the barracks ;)

your download is ready sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:33, archived)
# I'm not moaning am I :)
Nicely :D Did you find out what had happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# no. It just appears that the scene went to sleep bank holiday weekend.
I got an HDTV warez rip.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Nicely!
Thank you sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:45, archived)
# Actually I'm reading that this episode
is going out network on the 7th so perhaps it was not shown in all areas on the 3rd and it's caught some folk on the hop.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Ah I see.
Makes sense :)

Have you caught The Unusuals yet? I am loving it so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:00, archived)
# Not been interested in that.
but I might give it a go sooner or later. As you know, I'm never short of something to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Seriously, I think you would really like it.
Nice mix of drama and comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:20, archived)
# Yeah but in fairness I'm sure most people assume you don't use it anyway.
Except maybe to impersonate a very angry egg.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# you are doing it again....;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:48, archived)
# Arf-age!
You hooligan, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:37, archived)
# arf!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:46, archived)
# You footed a ball once and broke all your legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:44, archived)
# Footing the ball wasn't the problem,
it was the following through and footing the person I tackled that was....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:47, archived)
# Oh you bumsniff, don't foot the people. People are made of concrete and milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:54, archived)
# SIlly Toaster!
People are not made of milk! It is androids who bleed milk!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Where does it say that? In the Bible it clearly says everyone was concrete and milk.
Everything in the Bible is true.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:01, archived)
# Halal Kitty
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# olol kitty
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# hahaha :)
Sorry, this is quick, dirty and very shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Aliased Kitty
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post415306 while i'm here
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:23, archived)
# nice suggestion rappola
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# sounds good
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Kramer Vs Kramer vs Kramer Vs Kramer
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(Ìâ—Ąâ—)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# or,kramer vs kramer vs streep vs hoffman
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# I clicked, as it sounds like a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Yay for blood and cartoons!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Gah, that's reminded me of that awful Rennie advert which copies 300 now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Oh yeah with the shit helmets... hey wait a minute!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:29, archived)
# I like that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:27, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:28, archived)
# blah
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# needs more rain and filters
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:14, archived)
# you have just made me notice that it is similar to vaga's
i always knew his images fucked with you your head
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Don't we all?
*is nearly out of filters*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# o_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:04, archived)
# HELLO A VENGABUS, WHY IS IT RAIN?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# IN YR PCTRS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(Ìâ—Ąâ—)ʃ, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Hahaha.Back Alley Blowjob??
I dont fancy his chances much.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# "I looked at her, she looked at me. We went on looking at each other like a set of faulty galoches.
Times were hard but she knew I needed pleasing, the gentle roars and bits of dried carcass spilling from her teeth told me that. See walked on over to me and took me into her more than experienced hands.

...

Never say yes to a handjob from a T-rex. It was gonna be a long night..."
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Why is it always popular cinema style in your images?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Is that Skugasaurus' mummy?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# The harlot!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# could be...
but she's got a longer tail i think
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:33, archived)
# she looked different. much more monsterlike than usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# Online dating
at its finest
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:20, archived)
# PMS Alert!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:21, archived)
# Arf!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# HAWK OF DEATH.

Click for bigger
This is what you see before you die.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# a, a, a....
bat being chased by a steam train with a snowplow at night
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# It's not a Rorshach test.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# last time I heard that line
I had to spend two years in the psychiatric ward
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# I read that as psychedelic
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# i read that in rainbow lettering, spiralling toward me
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# you die from pangolin bites?
they are not really ferocious
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I'll never die

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# oh ok
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hawk of death has boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Squeezy squeezy
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:24, archived)
# like
bags of sand?
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Long time no 'ning =)


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I like that lot :D
woo *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# lovely

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Welcome back
That is beautiful.
Edit: You didn't have to resize it. The 50kb limit has been increased and it wasn't overly big.
The original size you posted was much better. Too much is lost in this smaller version.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# too much clicking about
have this instead, got bored with this one so if anyone can make some use of it I'd be happy


cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# wow!
just wow!

and 'truly beautiful'
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:22, archived)
# fuck me,thats a corker
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# Needs more robots.
I might deal with that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# Lully!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:39, archived)
# Bonzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!!!11
Woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:15, archived)
# :D
that bigger version looks a bit artifacted to death, though
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# Welcome back fella.
That's beautiful. As Always.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:19, archived)
# Draw Your Dad
www.drawyourdad.com

Like I haven't got enough work to do. Hurrah! Px
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Careful Now...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# *ducks*
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh dear :(

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# good stuff for /links
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# it's really not...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# then I'm sure /talk will love it
I really really am.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Yes, they love that kind stuff on there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
down with them!
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# Wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# Wrong door!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I don't think there has ever been a line more deserving than this one:
that's what she said.
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# YOU HAVE THE POWER TO END THIS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# \o/
*awards T/O/S with his own Public Holiday for services to the intehwebs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:11, archived)
# That's such a sucky thing to say, it has no ring to it. The more you repeat it - the more tedious it gets to read.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# You dick!
I dont have a dad

:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:18, archived)
# that makes it easier, no?
sorry
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 18:26, archived)
# whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... lift your feet Luke........... whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# She doesn't look happy that she's doing the girl jobs, does she?
Yo M3.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:33, archived)
# girl jobs?!! how sexist of you madam...
Yo Cap'n.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Especially considering I make the wife do most of them
*does fixing things, cooking, shouting at people, cleaning the bathroom and bedroom and laundry*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I do all cooking.
And I mean all, plus I clean after myself in the kitchen. I do maintenance of house and vehicles and I do the majority of child care ( due to her working and me not ). I don't do cleaning and other such domestic chores but I do pay a cleaner to come in twice a week so that we don't have to do it.
I suppose that it's only fair seeing as her income far outstrips mine these days but it's not like I have not begged her to give up work so we can bugger off and live where it is warm.
I'm a good husband me. At times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I wish we were rich.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# poor downtrodden manwife...
I picture him much like Henry... dejected
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# He's a happy go lucky chap, ta.
But then you don't know what I can do, so nuts to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# you make balloon animals?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# My arse is the dulux custom paint mixer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# fuck
nobody move, I have a monocle down there somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# WELL
I'm not that bad a wifey, you know. I've been much admired by many home counties men.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# :D
I have to go cook now. I'm doing a Chinese noodle soup with king prawns, razor clams and mussels. Back later.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bah.
I'm off in three.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# me thinks the lady doth protest too much


;)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I'm fucking lovely, me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Phwoar
That's both of the things on my list checked
1) Female homosapien
2) Arse like a dulux paint mixer
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Terracotta Sunset, you say?
*pulls a face*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Haha
I was thinking more Dynamo Blue
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I've always been a great fan of Emancipation Puce.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# 1) Female homosapien??
picky bastard...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Should I change that to female regardless of species?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# It ticked an extra box on mine
Female Homosapien
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# the dishes?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Not on your nelly, I always end up hurting myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# corrrr!
woodeye
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# looks like she has just spotted a turd on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# a wookie turd...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Twice as bad, all that hair mixed in with it
woo the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Always time for Mel Smith Jr
NSWF, only because of one word
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# and bits of the kids stuffed animals

/has kids and a dog blog
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# A dog who has eaten an elastic bands is always a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Only if you give me another incest kiss first.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I would prefer her to do the hoovering
wearing that bikini that Jabba made her wear.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:39, archived)
# It's funny how they had Space bikinis but not Space Bras
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# That selection of cleaning products looks as though it's been
sponsored by Reckitt Benckiser...

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# haha. She's Dyson with death there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# *judges*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# what a VACuous pun
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Careful
People will be along with the Henry bandwagon next
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# You Dirt-y Devil
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Eat my Dust
Buster
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# Oreck-on you need to chill out.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Oh blimey no

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# *Glares*
BTW, FWIW, and WTF - Manually assigning different last 2 digits of IP addresses on each PC (instead of auto) solved my problem of both PCs trying to access the same router.
It took me well over a week to sort it out but when I switched off my current PC and the other suddenly connected, I twigged.


(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:51, archived)
# ah yes of course.
you need to assign each PC on the network a different gateway address. So the router could be 192.0.1.1 and then each PC is xxx.xxx.xxx.02/03/04 and so on. I never gave that a thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# The red herring was
That was the very first thing I did when I encountered the problem, not really expecting it to work, and it didn't.
It turned out the first wireless card that was installed was faulty. I had to get another.
It did make sense but I checked our setup at work today and all the PCs that connect to the one router have an auto address assigned so why this setup needs to be different is beyond me.
It's great that the problem was found as sometimes things just "fix" themselves without explanation. I hate that.

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Sounds like a DHCP problem.
Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Wossat?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Dynamic Host Configuration Protocol
The routers procedure of assigning and retrieving Ip's.I wouldnt worry, what you have done will keep the buggers working.If you ever have any probs let me know :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:10, archived)
# Aaah
Thank you.
So is this DHCP different with each router? That would explain why my setup at home is different to my work setup.
My router is thick!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# It is basically the same across most routers.
Could be different at your work, being more complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:17, archived)
# That's why she was on the Star Ship Enterprise in the first place
*Thinks she may be confusing one little boy's geeky film with another*

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# They should mix them up and makes sure there is plenty of lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# YES!
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# you do have a soft spot for Back to the Future though, right?

*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Only the VR ride at Universal Studios
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# hee hee
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I hear Sandy is a great gardener.

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:59, archived)
# hahaha do you live in California?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:01, archived)
# pfffffft*shlomp*
aaaarghpullitoutpullitout!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:16, archived)
# suspicion
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# ha ha what?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# eh! pfft
also..
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:31, archived)
# No, he is getting a sun tan
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:35, archived)
# is he wearing a strapless bra?
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Don't we all
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Silly piggy does not know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# no one told him, it's sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
[challenge entry] THE TRUTH™

Edit: ta all!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Me first!
(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:30, archived)
# hahahahahahah
top shop!
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# hehehe :)
have a pea roast of a drawing I did on Friday night


(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# What's all this noise, we'll have no trouble here
www.b3ta.com/board/9421790
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Don't worry about that nonsense, chap.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I'm not, I've had people being like that to me for most of my life
Just got used to it and ignore it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:25, archived)
# member for 10 days,i smell trouble
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# There was a real nasty vibe on board last night
A load of Talkboard came over sprinkled with a few brand new accounts (7 days old) & the neewbs were mouthing off like old hands...hmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:21, archived)
# I missed that
Sin do a da
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:22, archived)
# hmmm, I noticed some rather insulting stuff recently, at least two instances by regulars aswell...
edit: oooh, hometime!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:27, archived)
# fuck off home then yer cunt
:ÂŹ)
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah they where "flaming" me on talk last night and today
fucking psuedos
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:34, archived)
# opensd
?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I hate it when the talkers get bored
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:53, archived)
# yeah,theres some twat called cowfoot,he's an obnoxious cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:55, archived)
# ta-da!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# all the winnings go to you earl
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# So k3b/-\b has changed his name to roryrattlehead?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *pokes*...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:02, archived)
# Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich
got away with it..yay!

..nice pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# Perfect!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# genie arse
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Damn the Broccoli, damn you and damn the Wright brothers!
Bloody great 'shop though!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:15, archived)
# haha. That's superb.
Image of the day, for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
# he replied in the thread, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# he often does.
hours later when he knows we've moved on. I'll go look but I'm truly bored of it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Simply superb
loving the glasses
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Brilliant
Lovely attention to detail, and funny too!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:28, archived)
# splendid rendition
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:38, archived)
# nicely done
clicks for you :)
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ÉÊ‡Æđ’ ʞɔnâ„Č uooW, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:45, archived)
# Awesome
o
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 5 May 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Just noticed this,
Excellent composition, color, and shop technique!

As an alien contactee myself, I can say that anal probing is not on the menu, only brain draining and lobal implants for me thank you. And they did mention that Passy Pasanonic is a marvel of mind control engineering. Hat tip there.

.
(Catnipppp, Tue 5 May 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Tell me more about your lobal implants
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 6 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
# hahaha, superb!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
# grrr
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Aw is beeeear
I loves me the bears.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Cuddly
Can I hug/milk it?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# he's yours to fiddle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# I just wanted to hug/milk it
Not make it my splendid bitch.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# Domobear!
I lieks

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# Its bear tiem!


This was my first ever b3ta image
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# go on then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:09, archived)
# awwwwwwwwwwww! Woooooo for Domobear!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:00, archived)
# aaaaaaw
*cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
# *-*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# for your health


gah..I hate these things, if this is too horrible to look at
I will cover it with a nice cravat or something :)

edit: sorted
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
# uuuggghhhh!
*adblocked*

edit: Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# link it you sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# I am unbothered
as I have seen cigarette packets and Casualty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Yaaaarghh!
*adblocks*

I think that should come under the heading of shock sites.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
# Today lambart and butler are offering me a droopy willy
That may actually put me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Bill Hicks...
"gimme a carton of Low Birth Weights"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
# ha ha
I love Bill Hicks.
"The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# "I say to them "jesus christ, with a cough like that you're lucky you don't smoke""
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# He had terrible cystitis too apparantly.
I'm sure there's some reference in the new testament to it.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# The taste of Lambert puts me off Lamberts.
Hello Dave. Are you a happy boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Christopher Lambert tastes of wheat
it says here
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Only when he's clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Not just now I'm afraid
The lady I had been sharing my life/flat with has left me. So I am looking for a new place to stay incase she comes back.

Upside I don't need to feel bad whilst fucking her mum.
Every cloud.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Are you seriously doing her mum?
*hug* I'm sorry, pet. Big love in your direction, and if anyone gets in the way of it getting to you, let me know and I'll stab them in the eyes with my legs.

Also: not meaning to sound too internetgirl about this, but you are quite dreamy, so I'm sure you'll not be single for too long.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# No I'm not doing her mum
I'm just doing what I always do instead of dealing with my emotions I make up silly jokes.
I'm like Chandler Bing, only sexy and Scottish.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
# *hug*
read my edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# I'm sure I'll survive.
As soon as I'm ready I'll announce myself as free on facebook and watch the dates trickle in.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
# If I announce I'm single my friends list empties overnight :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# You've seen you, right?
OH for goodness sake. The amount of fit lads that have no idea. Hmph.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# We are all hideous trolls
who need to be told otherwise. ( well most, not me of course. I know I look like an angry mental patient ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# This is 100% scientific fact
Although I am a hideous troll and no amount of telling otherwise will convince me of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I've seen loads of mentals
and NONE of them look like you.

There's nowt wrong with you either. B3tan chaps are quite tasty, as it goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# :)
I may need that in writing and witnessed by two signatories. ;)

I'm off for a cancer stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I would be, but I've run out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Do I look like a mental?
http://b3ta.com/board/9249755
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# I have that same outfit
You'll need to warn me if you're going to any bashes so we don't turn up in the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# PHWOAR
That's a fucking lovely mask. Yum.


*has a thing about masks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Bah I was going to post the image of me wearing mine all Stella Artoisey but I can't find it.
EDIT: No, found it.
i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/soviet-a-go-go.jpg
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:03, archived)
# *cries inside*
took 4 years of singledom before I realised I look like a gonky little chud :(
(I helped save b3ta! baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Of course I've seen me
75% of my free time is spent infront of the mirror looking at myself, the other 25% is spent on b3ta looking at cell shadings of myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Good boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:50, archived)
# I should have added in my reply above...
"you do know who you are talking to, right?" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# You should have, but now it's too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# its never too late with the patented Time Machine TM
also answers to the name of :edit:
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# NO NO NO NO
don't give him ideas, I don't want to travel for hours just to kick him in the shoulder.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Maybe that was the problem.
Perhaps you should invest in a one way mirror and place your girlfriend or significant other on the other side so it looks like you are paying them attention when actually you're not.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# Damn it thats where I went wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave, Dave.
You are a young chap who treads the boards of life. If she had not left you, you would have soon enough fucked it up by knobbing her mate / random stranger.
Get back on the bike because soon enough you will be saddled with an old boneshaker for life.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That made me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Women are not bikes.
I'm a cadillac, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Mine's more like a rodeo bull.
Especially when I get down to the cuddling and call her by her sister's name. Man, that's a fun ride ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You're such a loveable wanker. Fuck off and have your cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# I'm off for one too
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Everyone leaves me eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I have this one today
on me baccie packet :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# They offer me the above picture
which I can easily 'adblock' by turning the packet over. And the facts that it will seriously harm me and those around me.
I'll take that trade off if I can be sure that 'others' are actually harmed. I don't want to be wasting my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
# I personally dont care but alot of folk are going to be mighty sore about this
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# See
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# Jeez, that's a little rough there, sir....
Edit: Much, much better now!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# shock value...
....-10.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# *adblocks*
urgh....

edit: hah! much better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
# thats a fucking rotter of a tache
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Nice cravat
Was anyone else as utterly baffled by this headline until they read the story?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/8034082.stm
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
# super heroes!!
..shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# im thinking of some sort of device
where a floating head aids a female toilet somehow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# :D I like how they have to explain everything in the subtitle
A girl has admitted she needed help to remove her clothes during toilet visits with a head teacher who denies sexual assault charges against children.

also it seems that his name is officially 'sex charge head' and he cannot be photographed because he's always out of focus
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 5 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# "Sex Charge" - I didn't read that as criminal terminology, more like some new form of aggressive foreplay..
"CHHHHAAARRRRGGGGGGEEEE!!!" *Plays the cavalry bugle charge*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:04, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:07, archived)
# For a 'cleaner' Empire...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Lock and load, Clone
There's dust everywhere.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# hahaha
that sure is the stupidest looking vacuum cleaner ever

stupider than mud that's been fucked by a retard
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# And bloody pricey, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# I hate Dysons
overpriced and poorly made.

because they went for the 2 tone look there are more components than there needs to be and they tend to break easily

nothing wrong with the cyclone element of them, just the housings

/end rant
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
# Miele Cat & Dog ftw!
Best vacuum ever.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# That handle is doing Escher things to my eyes...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
#
actually the hand-held one is fucking awesome.
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Haha cool!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# I like this.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Many died, or at least were given a good sucking, in the Cleane Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🩇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᎉɄʇ ↓🩇, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# *imagines Kim and Aggie clones*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# \o. I'll take that chance!
*signs up*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# goodness
this is great
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# hahahahhahahah! Utterly ace!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
# Sorry, but that's not part of his job description...
...let the fucken droids do it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
# that is good
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
# You twat!
(Captain Boffer, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
# heheh
someone I used to work with had a star wars themed wedding yesterday
and while I admire their bravery they did look a bit silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:33, archived)
# pics?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Pea-Roast from Yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 5 May 2009, 17:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# dear god!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# What the shuddering....? KILL IT WITH FLAMING NUKES AND HAMMERS!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Oh fuck about
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# D:
*pukes in corner*
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# I approve
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Holy Shitting Cuttlefish™! Kill it with Torches and Flaming Pitchforks!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# hahahahahaha....
cyriously...woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:13, archived)
# self portrait?...
...(sees name).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:14, archived)
# hehe
indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Awww.
I've just had a SEVEN MINUTE meeting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Best. Euphemism. EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
# And suddenly we know a little bit more about you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 5 May 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Best. Meeting. EVER.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# SEVEN minutes? what did you do, hose down you co workers with an Uzi?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
# 'what do I do with this?'
'you go bish bash bosh, and then it's done'
'stunning'



pretty much it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
# i had the same conversation with a virgin once...
...(ha ha).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
# haha Jings!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# Sex it with wee and sexy violence.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
# SWEETPOTATOMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# Woo!
and top work on the Genius credits


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
# cheers old bean
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# *stalks with talent extractor**
*fire axe C]:0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
# shuddering fuck
don't kill it, lock it away and leave it to die of natural causes
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
# Blocked
and you've hosted it on cr3ation no less.
Not too sure how long this site will be open for :(
(waxdart hello., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
# hahahahaaaaaargh

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# COR! That's a beauty!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Woot!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 5 May 2009, 19:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# silly hobbit, you speak into the OTHER end of the microphone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:42, archived)
# damn you Steve
damn you to hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# mwahahahahahahah!
*hands Prof the mop*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :D
have a jumpy carrot
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# use the OTHER end of the mic
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# you know he's looking at uranus
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Testing...testing...
...is this thing on?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# "Are these things switched on?"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Your drawings leaves me with a strange sense
of ennui. I think that's good. but I can't be sure.
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Well put. You've described exactly the feeling they inspire in me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:58, archived)
# o rly?
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 5 May 2009, 16:07, archived)
# is he Henry's French cousin?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 5 May 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Bloomin Bank Holidays...I can't get the right day to save my life...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Its behind you
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# Well, yes.
But I'd much rather this than the alternative.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:33, archived)
# But I have promised two people today that I would get "X" done by Wednesday
only to realise that is TOMMORROW!!! Gaaahhhh
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# this is a classic case
of your mouth writing checques that your arse can't cash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# At this rate I will soon have a bankrupt bum
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# indeed
penniless bum!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# X
there you go - I've done it for you
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# ha ha cheers :D
Take the rest of the week off
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Ouch. Yes I can see how that could be a problem.
Good job you're applying yourself hard to the task rather than dossing around posting [very nice] pictures on a puerile digital arts forum.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# ...
very valid point
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# ;D
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# it went
that way

*points*

but I'd leave it alone - it looked pissed off: it wasn't at work yesterday so it was trying to get some banking done, but it had to do it over the phone and it took fucking ages...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# there was
it was shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# when was it you saw it last?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# The previous week, when it wasn't pretending to be a TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# trying to pull the wool over our eyes was it?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:44, archived)
# FOUND IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 5 May 2009, 15:40, archived)
# ha ha Acme falling Monday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# i don't like mondays...
...i don't like mondays...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 5 May 2009, 15:52, archived)

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