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# Go on, look at my dog*..


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*Not my dogs but I am looking after them for the day
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:41, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN, HUMAN
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:45, archived)
# haha! indeed it does
also WTF??
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:50, archived)
# Hahahaha that's great
Remind me, is that from Willow?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:53, archived)
# aye
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Why am i looking at a photo of your Cheeky Girls?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:12, archived)
# Looking after them LOL
10 quid on the Wookiee dog
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:55, archived)
# That's no Vizla!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:13, archived)
# Select Commit-tee-hee
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:24, archived)
# This should have got at least one reply!
Try making it 2k over the limit next time, that should do it :)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'll have to stick a cdc next time
or seamhorse
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:27, archived)
# Hahaha
WY!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 14:37, archived)
# He was force-choked!

*edit* darn just seen this has bindun a bit further down the page, ish, ah well...
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:19, archived)
# he's probably up there now chatting with dave kelly
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# don't forget Daniel Morgan
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Henry Silva in a ditch being shot at by Japs

Apologies for shite animation
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Henry Silva is a legend and this picture is a fitting tribute to the great man. Well done there! *Click*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:25, archived)
# lacist!
nice one
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Morning!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:39, archived)
# A hospital spokesman said there was little change in the old bag
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:49, archived)
# o_0
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 8:20, archived)
# POW!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:57, archived)
# :|
Ning DB!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 8:21, archived)
# Ning b3ta and thanks to Redhouse and Kitty Fantastico for your birthday VAG suggestions...
RedHouse commented that there were few women to choose from so asked me to "try Dolores Fonzi or, if you dare, comedy roaster Lisa Lampanelli. However, my main choice is director Atom Egoyan".

Kitty Fantastico then followed this up with Benedict Cumberbatch (Just because he is a ginger tosser he has a funny name).



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(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:12, archived)
# that cucumber batch guy is really weird looking.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:45, archived)
# Who's he then?

EDIT: Did you click for Bigness?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:23, archived)
# haha!
He looks a right cunt in that pic. Ace!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:52, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:23, archived)
# I like Dolores
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:10, archived)
# well now who wears their pants in the bath? that's just silly
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 11:49, archived)
# o/
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Nice find, WB
and nice tattoo work!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:55, archived)
# My girlfriend's got no nose!
How does she smell?

Like a blend of vanilla and baby powder, actually.

not actually my girlfriend
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:46, archived)
# or vanilla?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 13:10, archived)
# stuck on A-Team tonight--no idea why
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:13, archived)
# the t-mobile
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:27, archived)
# cuts back on the luxuries
what with a budget crunch and all
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:34, archived)
# Could be worse


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Mad Mel with my car.
(Yes I am the owner of this car!!!)
:-)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 18:26, archived)
# IT TAKES A BIG MAN TO DRIVE A TINY VAN
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:26, archived)
#
and an even a bigger man to tote it
*but I digress*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:29, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# ahhhahhhah I paid to see that movie
 
fun times
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:26, archived)
# looks a little puffy around the eyes
(sobbing, no doubt)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:39, archived)
# happy b3rthday
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 7:10, archived)
# CANDLE!!!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:02, archived)
#
As if the A-Team wasn't low budget enough.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 10:00, archived)
# amen to that! :P
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:34, archived)
#
 

(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:54, archived)
# *stops wanking*
spotted! damn!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:56, archived)
# wonderful cat
but for a few strokes more, you could have had a wonderful skunk *sigh*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:57, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:21, archived)
# I read it the first time
is this some sort of reinforcement therapy? :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:09, archived)
# strokes, geddit
 
I was more distracted by thoughts of wonderful skunk
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:13, archived)
# I got the strokes bit later . . .
after pondering the wank thing twice -- So, all is well west of the Atlantic
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:19, archived)
# Finally!
*starts wanking again*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:38, archived)
# the wankoresumtion lantern has been lit
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:43, archived)
# TOGETHER WE CAN POWER 2.8% OF THE NATIONAL GRID
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:56, archived)
# but only if we stroke in unison
therefore we need a cadence captain
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:41, archived)
# Billy Squier?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Hello, Mr Moon
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:04, archived)
# HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT'S GOING DOWN?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:11, archived)
# I'm at work so I can't really watch youtube clips
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:47, archived)
# it's just for the song, an audio link would probably have been better in the first place
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:53, archived)
# choice, bro
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:19, archived)
# Haunched slinker
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:07, archived)
# that he is, that he is
 
but it's only his fourth day not living in a cage, so cut him some slack, jack
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:18, archived)
# Those were terms of endearment.
He's very much like my Bart used to be. That was his stance of understanding, while just hanging out.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:23, archived)
# I haven't wanted to use the flash so these are all pretty murky
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:48, archived)
# He's got a box. Yay!
You might have seen this when I posted it before. Bart on my Chevy.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:01, archived)
# yes I remember Bart, he looks a fine cat
do you recall my Gus

(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:12, archived)
# These are great.
We love cats!

:)
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:16, archived)
# he has a selection of boxes
so far big box with hole in side is more popular than small box with hole in top, but this may change

I shall be sure to keep the internet updated, possibly in the form of some kind of video documentation
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:11, archived)
# i'm looking forward to more pictures of your pussy
i have two myself these days
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:20, archived)
# yeah it's been six months since Posh passed, guess I'm ready to love again
 
start with one eh : )
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:28, archived)
# :)
a fine looking chap he is
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:33, archived)
# One thing I regret not having
A crazy cat condo. A rug affair with hiding places.

I long for the day when I'm adopted again. We had good times.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:23, archived)
# awww
 
I wasn't planning on this, but I saw him up for adoption and I worried what would happen to him if no one picked him so I went back the next day and got him, problem solved
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 5:55, archived)
# This is like our own private b3ta cat support group.
That's really nice. Hugs all around.

I'm off to bed.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 6:08, archived)
# Howlin' Mad Murdoch
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:40, archived)
# I literally wasn't allowed to watch The A Team back when it was on, for political reasons.
Looking back, the ban would've been equally valid had it been for artistic reasons.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:48, archived)
# the drama didn't exactly raise any bars, no
but there were lots of wrecks and explosions :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:51, archived)
# Never mind my early (entirely fictional) domestic violence experiences, I thought we were talking about The A Team.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:54, archived)
# so did I
sorry about your life :D

Edit: From what I remember of it, I sort of liked McGuyver--simply for the insane tasks he tried to accomplish with whatever mundane resources he had at hand.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:56, archived)
#

*cackles horribly*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I enjoyed it, but not as much as Knight Rider
 
I was entirely convinced talking computerised cars would be the norm by now
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:44, archived)
# I suppose that OnStar (and the likes) are steps in that direction
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:55, archived)
# Don't most cars now say "In 500 metres, turn right"
in a disembodied mid-atlantic accent?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:56, archived)
# I heard some of this when Snoop was on the Graham Norton show recently, more entertaining than one might think
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:17, archived)
# Hmm! Yoda I would rather have!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:26, archived)
# AIRWOLF, MOTHERFUCKERS
AIRWOLF
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:05, archived)
# that must have screened here, but for whatever reason I didn't see it
 
Incredible Hulk and Buck Rogers, yes
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:22, archived)
# oh fuck, not twins!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:02, archived)
# yahaha
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:11, archived)
# Crazy fool!

(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:41, archived)
# this is starting to make sense ;p
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 17:36, archived)
# On news today,guy in Portsmouth tries to escape parking charge. Bet the clampers got him
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:12, archived)
# The warden looks like he's just having a crafty slash.
*EDIT* A news thing - LulzSec are fun, fun, fun. I love 'em, the cheeky scoundrels.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:19, archived)
#
needs more seamhorse
ninja editorial : no bridge / shark / helicopter. vis a vis, is not real.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Summer holidays mean more time for photos.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:11, archived)
# :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

that is all
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Ah, thanks!
Glad you like it.
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:40, archived)
# I'm holding out for the DVD version ;p
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:52, archived)
# the empire is mine, now the world!!
bit late but then i never was on time. just thought i'd knock one out so to say
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:06, archived)
# well he'll definately be able to see it from the death star
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:09, archived)
# the power lies in the chest hair
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Jeeeeeeesus Christ, what a neck.
*bokes repeatedly*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:25, archived)
# jus fer shidz
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:36, archived)
# hmmm it's good
but it's not right.

He has a brain but no heart.

(nicely done tho)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# ah, perhaps cowardly lion next time
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
# no, lion needs courage
tin man has no heart.

is that right or am I asleep and dreaming... 0_0
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Both wrong
He's the man behind the curtain
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# he's toto the dawg
ICMFP
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# I've forgotten the details of all their deficiencies ;p
maybe he's Toto--just a dog

oops--I bow to the previous conclusion above ^^
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:46, archived)
# hahaha
I've been waiting for 25 years for the downfall of murdoch, I even told my son I couldn't take him to his mates tomorrow because I wasn't moving from the tv all afternoon.








I took my parenting classes from the mccanns.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:50, archived)
# But, but . . .
I used to like him as Howling Mad, on A-Team

oh--wrong Murdoch
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I heard this from someone else
a few days ago as Rupert flew into London....

Murdoch is flying in on BA to save face. No mention of Mr T.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:58, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:00, archived)
# umm.. shouldn't that be "no word on Hannibal"?
 
OTHERWISE AN EXCELLENT JAPE
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:08, archived)
# *makes childish v signs behind your back*
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:21, archived)
# both hands with the tongue out, I hope
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Like this?


(I can't remember who did the face swapping, I apologize if you're reading this!)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:45, archived)
# that's getting in the ballpark
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:51, archived)
# ahhhhhhh I always wondered what that canvas texture was good for
 
WOO
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:01, archived)
# good for scarecrows and mummies
nothing else :D
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:03, archived)
# evenin' all

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Just caught the news
Now there's been a murder! Ahem... sorry, rather oddly timed death by natural causes!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Yeah, nothing, uhh... dodgy about that.
*rings up Rupert Murdoch* It is done.

I totally call it being a hitman.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# I swear,
Give me 2 weeks, a "£20,000 advance and I could bang out a bloody amazing gritty-crime-action-thriller based on the events of the past couple of weeks. Man-booker prize here I come!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I've heard tell a film is actually in the works?
It could just be a rumour/hoax... I imagine they'd get Mick Hucknall playing Rebekah Brooks?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# this one is writing a play about it apparently
and leaking info out. predicted day rebekah would be gone a week before ...though to be fair, I'd guessed that too.

twitter.com/#!/ExNOTWjourno2

Did you hear the head of Orange/T-Mobheil has also suddenly resigned?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Interesting.
And I hadn't heard about that.

Shit, this whole scandal's causing everyone to wet themselves and resign.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:39, archived)
# funny you should say that
this has been posted all over the interwebs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFufrqhp0eE

very funny (and yes, well done)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Best casting choices for a film EVER.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Brilliant
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:48, archived)
# love
"Colin Firth as Hugh Grant"

lolz!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:53, archived)
# "not being treated as suspicious"
funny how these whistleblowers always end up choking on their whistles ;)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Or die from blunt-force whistle trauma incidents.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:32, archived)
# everything is fine
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:37, archived)
# How convenient.
It does make one wonder.

Also, I think the part that blurred reality was what Murdoch did. I was hearing an argument today regarding what really happened with Dr. Kelley. Did he or didn't he commit suicide.

Sometimes it doesn't pay to be logical.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# he DID NOT commit suicide.
You'd have to be a moron to believe that he did.

/dons foil hat
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:38, archived)
# Haha.
Let's all run around with foil hats on. Lalalalalala! Weeeee.

Also- sorry that this isn't a photoshop. It SHOULD be.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:42, archived)
# something something george michael
etc

:D

weeeeeee!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:44, archived)
# WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
MURDOCH IS BROADCASTING MIND BEAMS INTO YOUR MIND!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Check /links
Much japes been happening

www.thesun.co.uk
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Oooh crikey
It all seems to be kicking off a bit.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# defo
woo all ready for tomorrow - I've got the popcorn in for max funnage at Murdoch squirms.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I am off to bed now, but I fully expect to find out tomorrow that overnight every member of the select committee
has suffered a freak toaster + bath related tragedy (all in the same bathroom)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:33, archived)
# More funs tomorrow it looks like.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:35, archived)
# I wouldn't normally click a link for the scum,
but I'm jolly glad I made an exception.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# the hackers have just done new international's site too
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Oh Well played
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 12:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# "I DEMAND MOAR FUCK! POST-HASTE!"
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:03, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:08, archived)
# MOAR!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:09, archived)
# MOAR YOU SAY?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:12, archived)
# I BET YOU HAVE MOAR FUCK THAN THIS!!!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:13, archived)
# When a GIF like that comes along, it's just magic.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:21, archived)
# TAKE THAT YOU FUCK!

and yes, the dancebase husky is my favourite :D
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:28, archived)
# I may work on some more later on.
I usually work on FUCK .GIFS whenever I'm not doing anything else in particular.

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:04, archived)
# Oooooh.... OH FUCK! AAAARRGHH!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 0:05, archived)
# this is SO good
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:16, archived)
# THE POWER OF FUCK COMPELS YOU
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:17, archived)
# ratatatatat.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:12, archived)
# :D
this is lovely
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
ta! :)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# All's fair in love and wall

I like this.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:14, archived)
# all alone, or in twos
the ones who really love you
walk up and down, outside the wall
some hand in hand
some gathered together, in gangs
the bleeding hearts and the artists make their stand
and when they've given you their all
some stagger and fall
after all, it's not easy
banging your heart against some mad bugger's wall
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:16, archived)
# We don't need no education...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# i may have to listen to the wall later
thanks to a mate of mine, i have practically everything floyd ever recorded on cd
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Coincidentally, I'd just finished listening to it about five minutes before posting that
Still prefer their earlier stuff though
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# i know what you mean
i love the trial and run like hell reminds me of an old boyfriend, but i think things went tits up with the arrival of division bell
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:40, archived)
# fuck it, i'm off
g'night all!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
g'night smash! :)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:52, archived)
# I only ever liked Syd
 
Roger Waters, fucking hell
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:38, archived)
# Funny but Run Like Hell....
reminds me of an old girlfriend.

Have we ever met?
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Exceptional.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ta, mate! :D
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:50, archived)
# im blue dabba dee dabba dee... something something something
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 23:31, archived)
# It's Kenshiro!
ATATATATATATATATATA WATTAAAA!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I like your pictures
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Guy Ritchie's Waybuloo
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:23, archived)
# god, that show is shite
even the twins say it's "cyap" and they're only three
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Maybe they're trying to say it's cyan
And are referring to the light blue passages
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:26, archived)
# no
they dismiss the idea of flying cats as silly
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Guy Ritchie's Post Office Adventure
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# is that the South African version?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Whit are yew talkin about, boy?
/nearest I could get to typing with an SA accent
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Excuse me sir
I speak Jive
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Guy Ritchie's Brief Pop Career
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:13, archived)
# This is nicely done, but I must admit to my ignorance of the non-Guy Ritchie character.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
[challenge entry] worst compo entry ever...
GUN-KNIFE FOR MEN :)
SO MANLY IT NEEDS NO PICTURE!
...I dont need to ask for directions on how to post images! ha!

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# I like this!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# 90's-gaming-flashback-tastic!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I would much rather watch this at 6pm every day...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:11, archived)
# So I did it... I knocked another quick one out...
Have Mélissa Theuriau. I just need to try and sort one out for Smashy now...

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:00, archived)
# no idea who she is
but it looks good
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:07, archived)
# here smash, beer bellied slut
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:16, archived)
# ok
paris hilton is the first thing you see and they've typed "those" as "though's".
this tells me all i need to know about that site.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
# mea culpa
just engaging with you, we are on the interwebs
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# no worries :)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:34, archived)
#
She looks better in VAG CREAM
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:21, archived)
# She loves debbouze!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:32, archived)
# It's her of the telly
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)
# There you go Smashy...
I hope I pulled them off ok for you?

(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:05, archived)
# dead man and lizard girl!
Xenia seeberg was lully, but i prefered Eve Habermann...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# or....
Wouldn't and Would
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:10, archived)
# im smash would both of them.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:12, archived)
# nah, was never too keen on her
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:16, archived)
# But that is who you asked for????
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# no, i asked for the one you did
who is xenia seeberg. eva habermann is the one i wasn't keen on.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:28, archived)
# you've got taste missy
always knew it in my heart ;)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# fuck yeah!
ooooo, kai, you gorgeous fucking corpse!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Last of the Brunnen-G and old scaly.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:20, archived)
# i know he's got silly hair
but he's lush
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:21, archived)
# I loved everything about that show.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# 790 was brilliant
a totally fucked-up little evil mentalist
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# even when i was younger and not really engrossed too much in internet filth
i thought 790 was a right perv, and i likened his face to a gimp mask
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# that's why i liked him
he was a total wrong 'un
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:43, archived)
# i miss lexx
but only the pilot and the first few seasons. It had a great atmosphere, and was quite original in its ideas and designs. It got a bit shit after the mantrid story arc.
Mantrid was great. He's the human centipede bloke, isnt he?

I loved sucker punch by the way. Ive already pre-ordered this, like a sad geek:
www.onesixthwarriors.com/forum/1756157-post18.html
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:26, archived)
# I thought he was the head in the jar guy.
The 90's are still a tricksy time for my memory..
EDIT: I still haven't watched it - went for a few pints and a stroll around an old churchyard, yesterday.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:29, archived)
# he was the head ON the jar, with the floaty arms.
And yeah, its the human centipede guy
sharetv.org/images/lexx_ca/cast/large/mantrid.jpg
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# That's the fella!
*recalls*
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:36, archived)
# i really need to get them all on dvd
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:32, archived)
# ^ this.
I'm all excited and stuff, having spent the last ten minutes fondly remembering something I'd almost forgotten about.
Thanks to WB, taters and Smash for the trip down Memory Lane.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:39, archived)
# i've still got the last 3 episodes
on video.
pity my video doesn't work any more :(
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Vid-ee-oh? What is.. vid-ee-oh, Smash?
*pretends he's never heard of one*
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:52, archived)
# he?
i thought you were a lass?
Gah - im getting you confused with captain wow, who has completely dissapeared from the universe.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:54, archived)
# she was fun
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# It's not the first time people have asked if I'm the updated version of Captain Wow.
I never met the lady, but I understand she's sorely missed.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# it's great
you can watch it till it goes funny, then unwind it and use it to tie your brother to a chair. tom hanks once used it to make a raft so he could escape from an island.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I'm sorry, Wilson!
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:52, archived)
# I have them all on DVD, box sets
Got them dirt cheap in Australia a few years ago.

Ah, the tales I could tell of Lexx-related shenanigans...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:47, archived)
# bugger!
i'm going to have to start looking in carboot sales, i think.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# I went to Uni with Lex
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 2:41, archived)
# I have no idea what you lot are on about,,,
* I have never seen Lexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:46, archived)
# All you need to know:
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Woah...!!!!!!!!!!
I may have to watch that!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:58, archived)
# you should
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Imagine Blake's 7 with pervy sex, violence and CGI
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:50, archived)
# and a giant organic planet destroying insect spaceship
piloted by a disgruntled, inept janitor.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Most concise review, ever.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:56, archived)
# you forgot the sexy dead man
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:59, archived)
# * Imagines
* Fwaps
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I'm done now...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:34, archived)
# pffff
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:37, archived)
# haha
it had to be done
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:39, archived)
# I think all women should wear those tops!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:43, archived)
# well, in the lexx universe, most of them did
they were restraints to hold down fat, ugly women so that they can be beautified by machines and such :-)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:47, archived)
# * Starts Fwapping again...
*I'll be back tomorrow... Good night b3ta!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Lovely
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:10, archived)
# lovely girl
she should marry Prince William
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:24, archived)
#
marry bounce up and down on, then fuck off
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Seams like a good idea
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:29, archived)
# do you do these with filters?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Apply posterise filter, remove background, apply edge detecting filter, put through vector generator, post, rinse & repeat
But I could be wrong, they might all be hand-drawn.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Picture on internet made to look different in photoshop shocker!
Full story pages: 2,3,4,16,23
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Who tore out page 28?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:51, archived)
# I took that for personal reasons. It had the half pager of those celebs in bikinis on the beach.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:52, archived)
# The ones with VAG CREAMS LOL?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:55, archived)
# I'm still none the wiser to what that actually means.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:56, archived)
# i knew
then forgot.
Some sort of word mashed acronym to do with vectored women with real mouthes and eyes or something.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I had to ask WB for the enlightenment
(, Tue 19 Jul 2011, 4:02, archived)
# Page 94
is more traditional
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Lots of them...
then some shopping...
then some sharpening and colour inhancing...
then more shopping and publishing...
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Murdoch's final evil plan
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 19:57, archived)
# The human duodecpede
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:08, archived)
# the human cuntipede
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:13, archived)
# The human quadroski
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:17, archived)
# that is a work of <s>art</s>, perversion
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:27, archived)
# NO. JUST. NO.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:19, archived)
# hahaha
i was going to do this - great minds 'n' all.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 20:33, archived)
# In vaguely-related news:
(, Mon 18 Jul 2011, 21:18, archived)

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