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[challenge entry] I found this and thought it should win the image challenge?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:10, archived)
# I don't get it
Why is Hulk Hogan attacking the WTC?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:12, archived)
# It's probably his birthday, innit
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:19, archived)
# Oh I see
*doesn't see at all*
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:32, archived)
# *pulls back curtain revealing kittens*
L@@K!!!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:38, archived)
# Yay! Kittens!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Hulkster needs Sensodyne after chewing down on those office towers
psst: compo it!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Pffttt.. Ta!
also


(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Ningles!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:34, archived)
# I do love this 'ning
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:37, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Best Ning I've seen
:)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:42, archived)
# :D
She can do a Mexican wvae with them as well

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Now I have the Crazy Frog voice in my head
Ning-ningningning-ningning-niiiiing-niiiiiiiiing!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:25, archived)
# oh damn...suddenly heaven
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:03, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Lensflare!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:06, archived)
# Also doubles as Alistar Darling eyebrows....


EDIT/ Then this happened:
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha! Great stuff.
Perhaps they could be used in conjunction with these...

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# hahahahah yes!!!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# I shall have to try this with the cat sometime
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:01, archived)
# ^ and there we have the winner of todays internetz!

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:08, archived)
# "accept"
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Thanks Wobbly!
:D

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:01, archived)
# No problem... You made me Office LOL

* I have just noticed that spelling mistake but can't be arse to change it!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:48, archived)
# There should be a website dedicated to people using these on their pets
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Ha ha
Could also be emergency Manuel from Fawlty Towers moustache as well.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:43, archived)
# perfect!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:50, archived)
# haha, those look Extremley Flanimal!

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:47, archived)
# Fantastic, I shall call them "Bada Boom" and "Bada Bing". What do they eat and do they hibernate?
:D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:52, archived)
# And it's goodnight from him....
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Barker+ darling=Scorsese!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I was thinking more Corbett
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# Hollywood Lightsabers: Harold and Maude
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:27, archived)
# fucking brilliant film
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:33, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:37, archived)
# .
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:42, archived)
# Thassa cracker!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:39, archived)
# :o)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:15, archived)
[challenge entry] bloody hipsters
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:14, archived)
# OMG YOU HAVE MOCKED THE HOLY JOBS!
LOLSHINYOBJECTS
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I've got an Adam and Eve one somewhere
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# This is very well
executed.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Want the NEW iphone? You know the drill...

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:59, archived)
[challenge entry] YOUR ALL GAY etc., etc

Ning!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:01, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:05, archived)
# fucking shitty
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:34, archived)
# WebSherriffLols
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:33, archived)
# IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY, IT'S FRIDAY....
Todays birthday girls are; the wonderful Gail Porter, the very talented Chaka Khan and the slightly disturbing Joan Crawford.

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:39, archived)
# Also: It was three years ago that I created this ¬
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:54, archived)
# it's as good now as it was then
i.e. very

it's quite mesmerising, shame i gotta work :(
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:08, archived)
# that is clearly a serious case of chicken forcing

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# These exist.
Friend was a high-flying food tech type. Even he was disturbed when walking round a chicken processing line for the first time, especially by the eviscerator that was colloquially known as "the botty borer".

Still makes me shudder to think of it.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:36, archived)
# it's just... a strange expression that was used to describe some processed chicken
"this chicken has been forced"

I have no inclination as to the method in which the force was applied, only that it had been done, resulting in "forced chicken".
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:45, archived)
# Share the rainbow!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# He is too kind.
I said "I'll draw priest" So I did. :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 5:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning Mongy!
and
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:34, archived)
# You're up early
Big delivery today?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:18, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Morning, all.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:21, archived)
# Hmmm.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Nostalgic TV commercial. :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:51, archived)
# sad priest is sad
and appears to be holding a very small light sabre or maybe ice cream has fallen apart :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:11, archived)
# The cat ate his icecream :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:05, archived)
# I want ice cream now.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Morning Dave.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Needs different ears and hat.
Perhaps some bearded animal. These pink floppy ears say "nun hat". Priest hats are more upright, and magenta.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:11, archived)
# In fact, I want to renew his clothes. :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:23, archived)
# Invisible Icecream-induced facial warts
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:51, archived)
# facial warts?
Only you said such a thing.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:59, archived)
# Cat steals ice cream.
Ice cream headache for cat.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:19, archived)
# Yeah :D
But, The cat seems very happy XD
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:55, archived)
# Maybe cats don't get ice-cream headaches,
another thing to be jealous of.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:58, archived)
# KONY 2012! yay


full video here: youtu.be/UtOfsmUwSaU
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 4:59, archived)
# another lil meatball

mod edit - keep them under 400k thanks
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 5:00, archived)
# just look at him, he's having a whale of a time.
 
woo!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 5:14, archived)
# KIWF!!!!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:28, archived)
# :D
the video is fantastic
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:01, archived)
# ^ THIS!
Excellent work
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:38, archived)
# Very, very good video
Disturbingly good!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:56, archived)
# I assume that the nakedness belongs to you
Are these videos an outlet for your exhibitionist tendencies?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 10:52, archived)
# haha
no unfortunately i couldn't convince my friends to do it , nor do i want to see them naked.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 11:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
fucking hell!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:40, archived)
# heh
think different
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 3:04, archived)
# monty python
lives on
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 20:45, archived)
# I'm
not
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 9:13, archived)
# If this goes mainstream...
i wonder how long before a Linux geek complains?
(, Sun 25 Mar 2012, 18:44, archived)
#
for the record, I don't give a toss about operating systems :)

but when opening a store causes a riot, you know you've got your marketing down.

also, I think it's apt, and ironic, that the microsoft guy would say "I'm not"
(, Mon 26 Mar 2012, 0:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:36, archived)
#
Snowing at night ,space warp or static on tv
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Scraping your face across tarmac after flying off your bike
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 6:26, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:54, archived)
# not sure how to feel about watching a screensaver on youtube
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:11, archived)
# If the screensaver vid was 2 hours longer it would be an avant garde movie.
Also, that Enterprise music thing... posted 2 years ago, IN THE EIGHTIES.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# wonder if there is some way to project starfield screensaver onto the moon
probs get a turner prize for it.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:30, archived)
# Hahaha
or you could print out this thread and put it in a frame, less hassle and I still think you could win with that.
Actually if I'm honest I really like the Turner prize. Even when there's nothing in the shortlist I like, it's still very entertaining to see how angry it makes people.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 3:28, archived)
# I doubt they'd award it to my entry.
Three static letters.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 4:18, archived)
# Nice one 'A Vagabond'

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 4:57, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 8:00, archived)
# the space... it rains
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 9:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:25, archived)
# Logical
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:36, archived)
#

(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:41, archived)
# fuck!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:46, archived)
# Are you calling me a douche bag again? :) Very subliminal.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:48, archived)
# no, he's saying 'nice man'
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:53, archived)
# Haha. Pretty cool gif. I'm glad I'm not an eggileptic.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:04, archived)
# step aside, takei !
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:03, archived)
# Poor Bones. Being shadowed by a very strange looking NOMAD.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:12, archived)
# GONAD
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# Ha!!! Brilliant!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Hahaha! Oh my god.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:29, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:19, archived)
# What happened next
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# You know, I just remembered what the last frame of that comic actually is
but I'll leave you all in suspense because frankly these are much better.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:33, archived)
# TELL ME AGAIN HUMAN
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:12, archived)
# Remember, three pubes per peanut.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:36, archived)
# the balls are still in his pants
He's not a complete pervert
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# That's something he needs to work on, then.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# what really happened next !
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:57, archived)
# So that's why they call him Charlie Brown
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:14, archived)
# Snoopy looks like he was very constipated
The fifth frame, if that existed, would show a look of slightly pained relief on his face.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:17, archived)
# Or the Wanky Shit Demon would appear and grant them wishes.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# he was around earlier but imageshack blocked his post
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Hahaha, cake?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:07, archived)
# Haha yes.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:18, archived)
# Funny Funny Funny!!! Yellow jiz though?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:43, archived)
# white jizz didnt show up on white bg
could not be fucked to stroke it
not usually a problem, i'll admit!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Another magical conversation on B3ta! :)
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:14, archived)
# good evening
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# Probably crow time :)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# i like that
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:37, archived)
# define: 9 years old
Happy candles!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:15, archived)
# 9 candles
means you remember when all this was just fields...
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 2:37, archived)
# IT IS A BLACK CHICKEN!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# NO IT'S EEL BAT
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# EEL BAT CHICKANE
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:39, archived)
# IT LOOKS LIKE A MOPHEAD
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# OR A BACKWARDS DUCK
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# crow tiem?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:49, archived)
# I recognise these two
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:59, archived)
# give the crow a turn, it's almst always fluffehtiem
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
# \o/
'cutes'
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, "Yeah, innit!"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# ...quoth the raven
"eat my shorts"
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# Yep, probably
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# HA
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:44, archived)
# that's the very picture i traced
badly
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# The effect's great though
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:47, archived)
# Schitterend!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:17, archived)
# making trees look sexy
are the teddy bears having a picnic there ?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:46, archived)
# u mofertainly mofaha'd
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:50, archived)
# i most mertainly mid
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:51, archived)
# I like that a lot
Reminds me of Flashback: Quest for Identity.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:25, archived)
# HAPPY CANDLES!!!!!
Very deserving of a prize!
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Free with this Sunday's issue
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha, very good
twat is such a great word

What kind of creature bore you ? Was it some kind of bat ?
They can't find a good word for you, but I can... TWAT.


youtu.be/g-aVtKEhpO0
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# I served him once when I worked at Colchester Zoo
See him around town occasionally too. He always wears those glasses.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:02, archived)
# There's a zoo in Colchester ?
or is that the name of a club ?
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:31, archived)
# It's the normal kind, with animals
I worked in an ice cream kiosk
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 12:40, archived)
# haha :)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
# trufax !
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 1:22, archived)
# Did I leave the gas on ?
Photobucket
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:13, archived)
# I got it in ...
before he pops his clogs. You never know
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# I might even watch it this year
Just out of fascination as to see how he goes down with our European musically challenged chums, and their looks of bewilderment as to what the fuck he is doing on a stage before them
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:29, archived)
# the actual song
is music to cut your wrists to. A real funeral dirge.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:33, archived)
# The Greek one
is OK because the totty is very passable.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
#
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# I loved the way he died
He jumped sideways through a window shooting, I bet he watched BadBoys last night
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:48, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT FUNEREAL
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do when they come for you
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# Well, auto-defenestrate, obviously
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# ha ha ha
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 4:57, archived)
# Autodefenestrate
is a word that really doesn't get enough use.
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 7:09, archived)
# TOO LOOSE
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:50, archived)
# Rockin' da fotos old skool
(and dying by jumping out of windows. or being shot in the head. one or the other - or perhaps both. now that *is* rocking it old school.)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
# haha
too soon man, too soon
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# you pissy mind man
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# I'm pretty sure it was Toulouse


too loose, gettit, hahahahahahahah
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# he was in a hurry
no time
to loose
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# French jews and muslims: We're holding a silent march on Sunday for the victims
When it turns out that the killer is a muslim: march cancelled
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:56, archived)
# too soon man, too soon
;D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:58, archived)
# nyahahaha!
Nice one Mofaha :)

Rather reminiscent of the original Edge of Darkness when ol' whatshisface the terrorist and murder suspect jumped out of the window after the police stormed his flat, I thought.

Bang! Splat.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:00, archived)
# hahahah
fucking hell
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Oooof!
*peels label*

:D

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:09, archived)
# Pfft!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:10, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# yes yes yes!!!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# damn reinforced glass!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 23:29, archived)
# OH SHIT
:)
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:38, archived)
# hahahaha YES
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# they killed Harry from 3rd Rock From The Sun?
bastards
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahahafuckin'ell
(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 0:22, archived)
# Always watch where you walk kids

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:42, archived)
# Are Mercedes having a laugh?
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:45, archived)
# they all died :(
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)
# ahaha
I can't remember how it originally ended either but I'm sure it wasn't anything like as good as that one
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:49, archived)
# This is why I did it
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:51, archived)
# Yeah :)
I posted my own tired old reposted suggestion exactly as you put this rather superior effort up.
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:53, archived)
# Hooray! :D
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry] 2000pixel right scrolly

(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:00, archived)
# I should add allegedly!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:02, archived)
# can't catch me gay thoughts!
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:03, archived)
# \o/
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:27, archived)
# i thought he was neutered years ago
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] as it seems to be a pea-forall
(, Thu 22 Mar 2012, 21:47, archived)

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