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[challenge entry] They run the underworld under the floorboards.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:05, archived)
# Yampy Arthur: "Oi facking ate field mice tommay!" :D
(RoboJo, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:27, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 23:03, archived)
# Old b3ta in-joke in recycled joke shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 13:57, archived)
# Get a grip, man
Oh, wait....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:08, archived)
# this made me do a real lol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:31, archived)
# It made me spurt
my coffee
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:23, archived)
# fwappuccino?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:28, archived)
# Not skinny
but a full fapp latte
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:35, archived)
# mmmm, creamy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:47, archived)
# He's in a meeting with his Right Honourable Member
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:38, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:43, archived)
# awaiting an honorable discharge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:16, archived)
# This situation is really too much to swallow.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:40, archived)
# Ha, worth the recycle.
Also..."I'm wanking as I write this...because my spooky office computer ghost insists on showing me porn"
(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:49, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's great :)
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:56, archived)
# Heheh
It's pre-b3ta. An old Fist of Fun gag.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 15:03, archived)
# Ha ha, is it?
I remembered it being a thing on here ages ago. I didn't know it came from Fist of Fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 18:05, archived)
# I always wanted to write a computer virus that would randomly add that to people's sent e-mail.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 19:32, archived)
# It's not easy...
...being Green.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:19, archived)
# I guess he can type one handed.
(gijoel, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:55, archived)
[challenge entry] The Incredible Hull
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:25, archived)
# How did ferigno get in those pants
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 8:36, archived)
# well duhhh!
he was way skinnier when he put them on!
(ozof, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 12:33, archived)
# haha
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Sun 3 Dec 2017, 17:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:43, archived)
# Pret Porridge
ยฃ5.50 please.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:07, archived)
# Is this gonna take long, Blanco?
Only my foot's gone to sleep and I'd like to catch it up...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] There's no place like home...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:11, archived)
# It made them stand closer together.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:14, archived)
# That I cannot deny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:32, archived)
# Paul McCartney's less-populzzzzz
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 22:59, archived)
# They've just found out the Emerald City
Is run by a bloke called 'Green'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:10, archived)
# Haha
"COME BACK LATER I'M ..... 'VERY BUSY'!"
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 16:14, archived)
# Aces
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:28, archived)
# Because, because, because, because, because!
Because of the wonderful things she does.
(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bindun ?
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 1:45, archived)
# Not as far as I know
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
# Yes, it's advent colander time again.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:29, archived)
# 31 minutes early.
Winterval is ruined.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:46, archived)
# Just don't open the first door yet
and yule be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_R At the third stroke, the time will be precisely, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:48, archived)
# 29 minutes late by central European standard
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 6:37, archived)
# Happy to see this every year
it's not Xmas without this repost
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:49, archived)
# Farter
Great to see you being active these days
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:00, archived)
# Merry Vegmas!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:45, archived)
# Nice.. who took the picture ?


I'm really sorry, could'nt resist    
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
# Is that a snowman with a branch erection
or a molar tooth rather misplaced?
(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 2:02, archived)
# it is
whatever you want it/him to be, plus he will love you long time
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Sat 2 Dec 2017, 20:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 17:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Captain Doncaster

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:41, archived)
# Always ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! trumpduck, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:12, archived)
# Haha bizarre
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:14, archived)
# How DARE you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 22:59, archived)
# i like this!
(ozof, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:37, archived)
# I demand to have some booze.
I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth, forgone all custom of exercises; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears no other thing to me than a foul and pestilential congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world! the paragon of animals! And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:18, archived)
# Are you the farmer?
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 0:27, archived)
# STOP SAYING THAT WITHNAIL
OF COURSE HE'S THE FUCKING FARMER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 2:27, archived)
# Here... Hare... Here...
Hereharehere
(Paint! Another one lost, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 7:03, archived)
# I'll put one of these here black pods on you...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:57, archived)
# SPANG
(gijoel, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] The Empire Strikes Blackpool


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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:55, archived)
# "Join me, and together we can go to the Pleasure Beach and go on the roller coasters and scream while we throw our hands - erm, hand in the air."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 1:29, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck Da Ger-Manz
(Buntry Cuntkin, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:58, archived)
# Well to be fair, some Germans are sexy as hell
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:20, archived)
# Topical
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Very cultured. Cultures ALL OVER it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 20:39, archived)
# politilols

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:57, archived)
# We must be cautious.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:04, archived)
# We must be MENTAL, more like...
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 11:58, archived)
#
These are not the hemorrhoids you're looking for.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 1 Dec 2017, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:24, archived)
# Haha brill
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 17:58, archived)
# That's great that is.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 19:55, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 21:58, archived)
# Haha!
Well done on the FP.

Take it from me, late train-related sweary images are very popular on the internets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
# :o)
Although...hang on a minute...that departure board is clearly not at Paddington. Hayes? Ashford? I smell Charing Cross. And you, sir, are a charlatan.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:24, archived)
# that's how shit they are at Paddington
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:30, archived)
[challenge entry] looked better in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:49, archived)
# I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:58, archived)
# The US is run by a budgie.

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:20, archived)
# where's a poisoned cuttlefish bone when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:22, archived)
# In a poisoned cuttlefish.

Although they're molluscs and as such don't technically have bones. Anyone says they do is lying. Lies! LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:30, archived)
# ^calcium denier
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 15:37, archived)
# Can't we just have a Cuttlefish installed as president?
They actually seem quite intelligent.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:19, archived)
# with the added bonus of being able to blind their enemies with ink
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:26, archived)
# And they have more backbone
(StinkyCheeseMan, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 10:40, archived)
# Classic
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 9:59, archived)
# I was expecting knockers!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Fri 1 Dec 2017, 14:27, archived)
# One for the kiddies...
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:51, archived)
# Surely it should be an intersection operator?
∩ ∩ =
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:22, archived)
# more fake news!
trump's got all the noive
(ozof, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 23:42, archived)
[challenge entry] pea

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:46, archived)
# Why would you want to escape from York?
Lovely pubs, that fudge shop, Bettys
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:18, archived)
# Railway Museum
Underground stench centre...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 16:25, archived)
# You said "fudge shops"
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 18:00, archived)
# That's right Theresa....
BACK IN YOUR BOX! Now there's a good little gurl.You know, I thought I could count on your support....shame. Such a shame!


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(fluckstlicks Whatever you do, do it improperly!, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] 'NEVER YOU MIND WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX!'
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Thu 30 Nov 2017, 14:06, archived)

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