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This is a link post Tree Cutting FAIL

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ouch
Although it's hard enough trying to tell which way a tree is going to fall, nevermind if you've not cut one down before.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Still - guy ropes and a bit of common sense are both very helpful.


Or shelling out for a pro. At least its his insurance that gets it if things go wrong.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fahrenheit
Half the house = Porch
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, the commentary is very good.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus, I could see the tree was leaning towards the house.
losers.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see so much
keyboard cat. I think he's found his next victim LOL
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha "that was not very good at all"
correction, that was fucking hilarious! *clicks*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a link post NID: Nebulous Internet Disease. Beware!
Disease passed on through the interwebs. Symtoms include people reading about symtoms to diseases and then suddenly feel themselves come down with the same symtoms!

"There are no documented cases of death from Nebulous Internet Disease, but CDC directors say they read on this one message board that this lady knows someone who says her son caught NID and just up and died with no warning at all."

(may contain parody)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this related to Self Diagnosed Internet Aspergers?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hello there you with the face.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was called
cyberchondria
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post This post was brought to you without the letter 'P'

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just glad I spelled the title correctly
(unlike my previous post)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was called hypochondria...
and yes it is SYMPTOMS you dick.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Internet nostalgia for old bastards.
I've just lost my morning to this fantastic blog, based around scanning old articles from the NME and Melody Maker.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh
some goodies in there, thankee sir
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post where?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I used to love Steve Applebys 'Rockets Passing Overhead' from the NME...
... and through the miracle of the intertubes here's the site: www.captainstar.net/star/
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Old bastards"?
This is all from 1987-1996, thanks for making me feel positively ancient!

(I first bought NME and Sounds - remember that one? - back in the late 70s).

/zimmerframe
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't forget 'Disc'

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Quite
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh - look who Sounds were tipping for great things back in 1976
They'll never catch on
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post *shellacs*

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just made me very happy
Your link has let me find my white whale.
Punka by Kenickie, this song coloured my teenage life and I could never find it anywhere due to taking lots of substances that make you forget things.


I'm off to stare at Lauren Laverns tits now...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Kitty driving a roomba:)
I'd love to get one of these for my rabbit, he seems to be totally fearless, apart from pigeons.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roombas all come with a kitten attached...
... it appears.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a link post It's Mothafuckin' Ramadan Charlie Brown NSFW
Peanuts with added N-, C- and F-words - lots and lots of them - hence NSFW.

Probably GC, so apologies for that, but first time I've seen it.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to click this
But all but one link on the popular page is a video right now. I'd like to declare today as Non-Youtube Monday.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post MINE IS NON YOUTUBE

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get the problem with Youtube links myself.
If I find something interesting I will usually look on Youtube to see if it is on there as well, as its more likely to have been posted from there than anywhere else. And usually I will end up posting the Youtube version, so when someone else comes to post it they can use preview and see its already been on.

And its not like Youtube only has one topic on it, there are millions of totally different things.

Youtube is an ANTI-GC filter!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post We need BlueNunTube

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
No more Blue Nun.

Loving the sig BTW!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post YouTube is a bit self-perpetuating
I only found this because I'd clicked on a link here to another video on YouTube, and after looking at a few others, stumbled across this one which I thought I'd link back here.

So the more YouTube videos get posted here, the more likely someone is to find something else there that they link back here, and so the cycle continues.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Eminem gets upset with Bruno
The cynic inside of me say's "It was a stunt"
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read from someone who was there
Most people thought it was a stunt, but it turns out Eminem was actually really pissed off, stormed out and didn't come back
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post so bruno
managed to rig that stunt to land perfectly on eminems lap? i doubt it....its a nice bit of PR that is all
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not surprising
Those seating plans are known days, if not weeks or even months, in advance.

Even if it was cleared with Eminem it still makes the paid laid down below about homophobia in rap, etc.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post But even when Bruno was decending, Eminem didn't put his arms up to stop him or move or anything.
He just opened his arms up to allow Bruno to fall into position.

Completely planned, but still funny.
(, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 7:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's classic
these idiotic rap and r and b stars have half naked women gyrating in their vids on MTV and on stage during gigs/award shows looking like hookers on Sunset Boulevard. They are also so anti gay and so confrontational about being questioned on their sexuality (which given the way they promote what they feel a woman should look and act like in their work surely raises questions over their sexuality or at least humanity). Good old Sacha Baron Cohen for mixing it up a little.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahahaha
To be fair at one point that was quite a compromising bit of landing on the bloke, but rappers really seem never to evolve from teenagers with a few mundane issues
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Spot on
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect the cynic in you is right.
When you consider the camerawork, it becomes more evident that it's fake. Firstly there is a shot of Eminem looking up as Bruno descends, to set the scene, then there's a camera following Eminem as he walks out. Far too planned to be genuine.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of course it was a planned failure above Eminem
The point is that Eminem's reaction was very likely unplanned. Having a camera to follow him off is very easy, there would have been several placed around the audience to capture reaction shots, etc.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I agree
I think it was planned to be over Eminem but like you say, the reaction was unplanned and it wouldn't be hard to get those shots with the armount of cameras covering the celebrity audience.

It did make me giggle the way his entourage just shoved a helpless, dangling Bruno around.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I take your point
but if I were Eminem, i'm pretty sure i'd have moved out of the way before I had an upsidedown man in my lap.

Unless of course, I was in on it.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post no he's in on that
edit - CHECK OUT SILAR !!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Iz za real zlim shady about to stand up?"
totally staged but piss funny
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does anyone else think it looks nothing like Eminem?

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess not.

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:32, , Reply)
This is a link post It's Richard Pryor on Sesame Street
This has already been watched 306203 times on YouTube. But I can't find it using the search function, so...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a link post BHig Mess Of Wires. Processor made from wires.
Geeky coolness. Guy makes a PC processor using wires. Interesting read if you;re into that sort of thing.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dive dick
is an anagram of david icke. just realised and had to tell someone.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well maybe you should have checked a bit more thoroughly first
that it really was :) Where's the a?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Play 'em off Keyboard...
...Dog?

He's a cute lil guy and does a good cover version of this now-infamous tune.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post my favourite play him off video:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uW4E7VM-zdI
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was rubbish
Someone obviously had their arms up his shirt moving his paws, and they'd dubbed in Keyboard Cat's tune afterwards. He wasn't actually playing it.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post The funny thing being
you can see the pair of arms up Keyboard Cat's sleeves too.

He's not naturally musically gifted dear
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIES!
DAMNED LIES!
Incidentally, doesn't Keyboard Dog look a bit like Stevie Wonder...?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Heh!
I was thinking the bastard offspring of Stevie Wonder and Roy Chubby Brown...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm,
The cat tune is blatantly dubbed as well. I promise he's not "playing" what you are hearing.

That's why I have problems wth this particular meme. If he was playing it / being made to play it it might be good. But for the fact that he isn't, and for the inclusion of the dreaded I to VIIdim chord progression (though I guess it makes sense that a cat would play that), I wish it would begone.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let it not be said
that I don't take the subject of cat / music based memery very seriously. And pompously.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I know
I was only kidding. Everyone knows it was Ceiling Cat who originally came up with the music, and Keyboard Cat was miming.




Shit, is this trolling...?
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, just good persistent irony
:)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a link post SNES Mini Mega Mix I made this!
The first 10 tracks of a 29track/36min DJ mix comprising solely of music from Super Nintendo video games.
Track List:
01.Star Fox Main Theme
02.Street Fighter II The World Warrior Blanka
03.Contra III The Alien Wars Neo Kobe Steel Factory
04.Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV - Turtles in Time - Neon Night-Riders
05.Kirby's Dream Land 3 - Ripple Field 1
06.Super Mario All-Stars - Game Select
07.Mega Man X3 - Gravity Beetle
08.Street Fighter 2 - The World Warrior Vega
09.058. Super Street Fighter II - The New Challengers Credits
10.Super Mario World - Bonus Screen
Watch the full video here:
www.vimeo.com/4925549
Get the MP3 from here:
fairtilizer.com/track/39910
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post what hard/software you using to make these mixes?
edit: "ARE you using"
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Serato Scratch Live
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers :)

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was good :D
Reminded me of Uni days and staying up late \ early playing Street Fighter :)

Needs Legend of Zelda though.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That may be in the next part. The torrent had a 100 songs in it and Im just working my way through the bpm. Glad you like it though :0)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
Friends Latin Jam - Mexico & Spain
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post MINDPISS!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a link post doin it ol skool
DJ Qbert and Mix Master Mike
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like this
lots n lots. not seen for ages.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a link post Dramatic Pug
you can shove your prairie dog - this one wins
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bah, camera wobble at the key moment
:/
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like one of those little psychic dog things from half life
Little bastards!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:20, , Reply)
This is a link post How to take pics of outer space
also there's one of those fab ads which allows you to meet sexy girls in whichever part of the world your ISP's servers happen to be!
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome!
*click*
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice one

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Going by that ad, my ISP server is in Hull, apparently.
Now it all starts to make sense...
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice link.
Thanks.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a link post A ropey video for the Mr Benn theme remix I did about 17 years ago I made this!
I did the tune remix on my trusty Amiga with OctaMED, my brother and his mate did the video for a media studies project. They had very low standards at that college, even back then. "Enjoy" (By the way, it goes on a bit - they wanted an extended version)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post LOL @ siren
hurrah for octamed. I have to get a cassette player and see if I can get my old tunes digitized.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's exactly what I've just been doing
Have a look at my Facebook page for further "quality" tracks.

I may post some of the others on here if I can find a decent free mp3 hotlinking site. I'm new to this whole linking business.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post OcatMED was the shit when I had an Amiga 1200
That was un-expectedly great. Very rave ;)

I too used to make rave mixes of TV shows and the like back when I had an Amiga. I even upgraded the RAM to 2mb. Get me.

My claim to fame is that one of my songs appeared on the cover disk of Amiga Format. :D
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 Mb Fast RAM, 2Mb of, erm, other RAM
can't remember what it was now. Chip ram? meh
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a link post Super slow motion video collection
Possible source of inspiration for Spacehog's shiny new camera, and a tune for... whoever it was the other day said they liked it.
"Ooh"s and "aah"s for everyone else.

Message for Spacehog - hows about filming a wine glass being stressed by a high-pitch loudspeaker? Seen this done - it eventually makes it shatter.
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'd like to see an egg
hit the floor
or a face
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yo, I hope you've been waiting around for a reply to that message
slow-egg-slicing
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 7:43, , Reply)
This is a link post Charly is a cunt NSFW
My post below has been there for over three hours now, which has done my head in given it's not that exceptional

The wonderful countvanderhoff made this a while ago, still cracks me up
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay!!!
clicky click.

(may need nsfw)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking awesome

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 4:49, , Reply)
This is a link post Cat Survival Trust I made this!
Spent the afternoon there with a few b3tards, good come down from last night :)

Edit: I suffered no scars this afternoon, despite the evidence: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXih1wrotzo
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post our local zoo just got 3 new baby cats
but they are behind glass so it's rubbish for photographs :(
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get yourself a good polarizer filter
helps with glare on the glass ;)
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post but nothing
erases fingerprints and snot on the glass :-(

damn kids in animal reserves.

Lost many a Lemur picture in Brum cos of mushy prints. And I did have a polariser too :-)

Nice to meet you th'night sir
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise mate :)
I rushed off all of a sudden when I realized how my body can't handle kicking off at 16:00 with Stella, not the youth I used to be. Plus a mirror popping out of one of my £2000 cameras told me it would be wise to go home, and I spotted a black cab. Off to get it repaired tomorrow
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just wonderful

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't feed the b3tards
it only encourages them
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, fast work!
We've only just got in. After we left yours there was an accident that closed the N Circ.

Lisa and I had an awesome day. I can't remember being so completely overwhelmed; just an unbelievable experience.

Cheers fella (and GSTQ).
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bad luck about bumping into all that mate
but i'm glad you both had a lovely afternoon, Terry is simply one of life's gems; in the genuine executive class of worthy people

Just glad you guys got to see it ;)
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed he is.
The world could do with a few more like him.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thank you
t'was a joy to meet you and Mrs damage, cheers for the cheese sandwich, gaz me your address and i'll post you a disc. Also i need my eyes checking do you do mates rates?
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post gazzed :D

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post how's this for timing?
just dumped a load on flickr and thought i'd just send Mr Damage a gaz to say thank you and here you both are
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157618977381523/
if you spot anything in focus let me know and i'll remove it.

lovely stuff as usual Jahled. i told you mum doesn't like that spicy music, btw what is it?
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Dave Pike Set
'Mathar'

You'll know where to find it ;)

And some superb pics Mark, I managed to clear the 10gb mark today; my camera seems to have a very healthy appetite
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post well done that man
i have immense camera envy, that fish eye is just crayzy.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey, I'd better pull my finger out and get something uploaded.
Should be there by the end of the week at the speed I work.

Good to meet you, and cheers for an unforgettable day.
Awesome pics of that grumpy leopard!
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post as you'll see i just go for the quick weed out of the real crap and post
i'm not looking to win any awards.
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here's one:

Click for big
Thanks for the loan of the lens, Jahled :)
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anytime, that is utterly lovely Mate :)
Tis an often overlooked lens the 135mm f/2, capable of beautiful stuff

And you shot that on your mate's 400D! Nuff said


Click for bigger (159 kb)

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I so want the 135/2...
it's a fantastic lump of glass (but not 33% more expensive because of Sterlings's nose dive etc.)
(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 5:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post FANTASTIC!

(, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 9:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Keyboard cat the true story
Saw this don't think its been posted :)
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah this is class :)
Ive seen it before, but it is sooo funny :)
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehehe, that is quite nice :)

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know the Oscars have the orchestra play when people go over their time limit for acceptance speeches?
They should play keyboard cat
(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post They should, but only if they play the video as well

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post And then give him an oscar for Best Sound Editing

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post made me giggle ;)

(, Sun 31 May 2009, 20:35, , Reply)

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