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This is a link post Real UK X-Files
not sure what to make of this.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nick Pope has been doing the rounds of the british UFO-logical community for a few years now
Opinion on him is somehwhat divided, to those who belive he was the British answer to Fox Mulder. And those who think he was a junior teaboy at the MOD who once answered the phone at the "UFO & Cranks desk" and has since been living off it in a walter mitty fashion.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Just read the fortean times, they seem to have rather a strong dislike for the attention whore
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post i have met the guy, and been to one of his "things"
he is an okay guy, but i pretty much thought he was lame and misguided. also, i know people who think he is awesome, and they fall for the "there is something on your shirt" joke... (multiple times!)
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Accident. New Fragrance for Women

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha very clever
I always mutter "fucking cunt" when I see someone on the phone driving
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
Wish I could call the police on them sometimes.
This dumb bint very nearly ran me down at a zebra crossing while she was driving and texting.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post makes me sick.. texting! FFS!
if I get run over an killed I really don't want it to be because some stupid bint couldn't wait to tell their friend "OMG! JST BGHT D GR8EST PR OF UG BTS! MT U @ WTHSPNS 4 DRNKS @7! XxXxXOxoX"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really get the way people
text anyway. I worked for years at a place that didn't allow mobile phones on the premises, so i never got the habit. Now I see people at work texting spouses 10 minutes after they arrive in the morning. It never seems to be anything that couldn't wait until they get home.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just use texts to organise meeting people etc. I dont like to ring incase im interupting something, otherwise like you say, most things can wait till you see them

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yeah, I love those long rambling conversations on the bus that end with - have to hang up now, see you in five minutes dear.
 (Benzyl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do very much like this.
Anything to stop more unnecessary deaths on the road.
 (I helped save b3ta! Bats, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
While at the same time facilitating the necessary ones?
 (I helped save b3ta! IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Motherlover
:D

From saturday night live

edit: if GC i'll remove it
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post people get angry if you delete stuff...
edit- ha this is very funny!
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post if you posted a booby don;t delete.
Edit your post with a strikeout text

Then (possibly) add a link to say sorry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Threadjack
My Mums not that hot, but if you have a 20 to 30 something Mum that needs some lovin' please Gaz me.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh, this bloke just keeps on deleting stuff
¬¬¬¬MUST DEL-ETE-MIN-ATE¬¬¬¬
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Dice-o-matic !
Can you believe he still gets challenged on his randomness?

... hope it's not GC - I did try a search or two.
 (I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Posted..
as long a go as yesterday
 (Dew & Stumplings You aint seen me .. right!?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ah that explains it...
...I wasn't on here yesterday.
 (I helped save b3ta! cronkgarrow I remember when this were all fjords., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post not clicked your link yet
but your witty riposte was tops!
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's Still going to give a normal distribution...
But that doesn't detract from its awesomeness
 (Hill Dog loves planes, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Banana
not only for eating
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was told last week that you should never watch
your mother eat a banana.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well certainly not ^ that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post hehe
anyone see justin timberlake on saturday night live?

after the song dick in a box, i love how he can proper rip himself about his girly voice etc.

but the song about doing each others moms was classic
 (El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well...
... Japan's got talent!
 (I helped save b3ta! lion-cake Bad lion-cake, bad., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a link post Is this the right room for an argument?

(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post *DOES NOT COMPUTE*
For FUCKS sake, it isn't just "one variable", it just so happens that CO2 is one of the leading greenhouse gasses. That doesn't mean it's the only one - teach cows not to fart and that'll be a serious leg-up too - I just don't see it happening.

Denying that a poulation of over 6billion humans destroying large parts of their natural environment - and atmosphere - won't have any affect on the way this planet works is shortsighted and irrational.
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post agree
There are countless ways humankind are destroying the planet. C)2 and global warming is just one part of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post typical....
all i did was offer an opinion or an idea that differs from the "popular - panic sell idea of the month".
Religion is dead and the powers that be need a new "bogeyman" to keeps us in line.
All hail the system *salutes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think climate change is a flavour of the month panic story
It's been a good few decades now.
If you want a debate, then really /talk is the right room for an argument ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post just posting a link
and now backing away - s l o w l y

:)
 (I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's not the panic-sell idea of the month
seeing as it's an issue that's been around for ages now. I don't see how not wanting to destroy the planet is adhering to the system. The system has different ways of causing fear (terrorism laws, war) - this isn't fear, it's common sense, just like climate change does not necessarily mean everywhere gets warmer. Ironically of course, it's the southern hemisphere that gets to experience all the droughts or flashfloods, so we have nothing to worry about in our cosy houses up here.

Even studying a little bit of geography (since, unlike geologists it seems, they actually know something about weather) will show you how some long-established weather patterns are changing or just disappearing.

Also, religion is dead? Have you ever watched the news? There's always at least one thing that is at least related to it...

edit: of course the news is controlled by the powers that be, silly me
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually
it is.

By definition.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do NOT say humanity is "Destroying the planet".
You're talking about minor changes to it's outer layer that may or may not render it uninhabitable for human life. Destroying an entire planet is a completely different kettle of fish, and much, much harder than it sounds.

Here, this may help you get some perspective:
qntm.org/?destroy

For reference, Human-induced "Thermageddon" (IE Global warming) has pretty much been debunked now. Just thought you might like to know.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vaclav Klaus is an utter fucking cunt.
By the way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what system?
I think I speak for most people here when I say the System is frigged adn needs to change.

There is too much evidence about global warming and everything else to make ignoring it sound very silly.

I'm pretty sure there's alot of info out there about the buiness's that pay for the research and the amount of damage that they do to the planet.

Our world is amazingly strong and delicate at the same time. Humans have caused the most damage and changes to the enviroment over all other living things on this planet. If we don't find ways to help our planet live then we're going to reap the consequences.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sum total of human effect on Earth's ecosystem
is infinitesimal compared to the Sun, and negligable to just about any other force or influence, from within or without the planet. To think we as a species have done anything more than create a minor ripple in a very large pond is the height of arrogance. A trait which, I'm sad to say, seems endemic to Humanity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Earth will survive, of course,
but we can easily change the climate enough to make the place uninhabitable for ourselves. The planet would recover of course, but it could be after humans die out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stopping cows from farting wouldn't make a blind bit of difference...
Notably because pretty much all the methane they generate comes out of their mouths. If you're gonna dive headlong into a ranty argument, at least get the basic facts straight, eh? :)
 (I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post He may be totally right, the climate changes don't fall outside the range of natural variability.
Just as if I steal £10,000 of his money, his bank account doesn't fall outside the range of natural variability.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post These "issues" are all answered more-than-comprehensively here:
www.skepticalscience.com/argument.php
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Keyboard cat plays off the indian Train man NSFW
Horrible, don't watch if you're faint of heart since it shows someone most likely dying and then burning.

Has keyboard cat gone too far?
(I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck.
Just.... fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not really horrible for the toasty chap as he would not have felt a thing.
but still a risky avenue for keyboard cat to go down!
 (I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keyboard cat isn't scared
to cover controversial topics
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post ?? Not really horrible??
well apart from him now being dead...yeah I guess not. ffs
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
well it made me laugh. Is this a Darwin 2009 award candidate? If not, he should be.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post do we really need snuff films to laugh at on here?
aren't there enough sites that cater for that?
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well the description is pretty clear
and the thumbnail is of Keyboard cat...
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah they made sure ppl know clearly
it was more a general - 'there has got to be better things to watch on youtube. '

It makes me wonder if I should keep coming here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
chin up! Worst things happen at sea.

People dying from stupidity shouldn't be something to get upset about, imo, unless of course you know the person personally. In this day and age of not having any natural predetors and chavs breeding left right and center, I welcome the occasional stupid person wiping themselves from the gene pool. Then the resources they were using can go to someone more worthy.

That probably makes me sound like a cunt, but heyho!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like Eugenitcs to me...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like natural evolution to me
survival of the fittest.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm, making value judgments on other human being as whether they deserve to live or not?
you make it sound like any one that dies, in any circumstance deserves it. didn't check my tire pressure, spun off the road died, died out of ignorance, didnt deserve to procreate..

That bloke did a silly thing clearly, and it killed him. Being human im prone to making mistakes myself hopefully none as fatal as that.

But im not going to laugh at him.. or feel indifferent to him because of one silly mistake.

1. he shouldn't have climbed up on the roof.. culturaly thats normal in india though, how ever this was electirc, not diesel as theyre used to, so I'm not going to blame him too much for that mistake. 2. he reached up to steady him self.. again silly, but an understandable lapse of thought that turned fatal.

There are more reasons to find this sad, and unfortunate, than hilarious or stupid
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post nope
he decided it was time to go and play on the top of a train, he died.

A car crash is entirely different, and you know that, don't split hairs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post both result in death...both involve a level of ignorance
I dont think its splitting hairs at all..

Your saying if some one dies out of a mistake they have made they are some sort of untermensch and up for ridicule. I'm (edit) NOT going to ridicule this guy..

Were all human, we all make mistakes, some bigger than others.. it doesn't how ever reflect on our value as living beings..

Ive laughed at the Darwin awards..(this case doesnt count in my opinio) I dont think the proposal that they have "taken them selves out of the gene pool" is meant to be taken seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post also, maybe i need to see the run up to this incident
but your asuming he was "playing".. I'm saying its possible due to the fact that its culturaly normal for peolpe to travel on the top of trains in india, that is the reason he thought it was ok to climb on top, and mabe he didnt realise it was electric?

Its very easy for you, being bought up in a country where health safty is paramount to look on this incident with scourne.

Where as ide say him not being aware of the danger he was in isnt reason to ridicule him.

Unless he was aware, and this was a suicide? inwhich case its even more reason to find this very sad...

What do you think he was thinking when he caused his death?
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post The "fittest" doesn't mean the best, it means the most suited to the environment.
Many of the worst people of the last century have used this argument as an excuse for genocide, most have misunderstood it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post who said anything about the "best"?
Noone said anything about genocide too, so don't try putting words into my mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's the way you were using it. "least stupid" then. It's the same mistake.
I also didn't say you were saying anything about genocide. Just pointing out whose arguments you were using.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No it wasn't, bullshit
I said survival of the fittest, it's quite a common term, if you don't understand it or want to intentionally misinterpret it then that's your own problem.

This is all about as natural as it can get.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not a just a common term, it's a commonly misused one.
One which is used to justify terrible things.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post The fittest would be the chavs then...
as they're having the most offspring...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post A good example of how "survival of the fittest" is only one part of natural selection.
And yes, maybe being stupid gives you more chance to pass your genes on right now.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's one thing to read about bizzare stupid deaths in the form of the Darwin Awards
Or hear them on the news. But it's a whole other matter to watch it happen for amusement.

The reason I wonder is I had this conversation last week too www.b3ta.com/links/317732

The main question is not the morality of watching them but are they the right thing to post on the B3ta /links board. If they're being posted under the 'funny' category (as here with a comedy meme association) then I don't think so.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'de prefere not to see snuff on here aswell..
Skimmed that convo you posted there made me remember..

Interestingly it could be argued that our paper's and news obsession with muirder etc. complete saturation when it comes to school shooting etc is due to the old newspaper barons "get me a murder a day!" that kind of thing. One particularly sick sadistic creep.. he used to have a big fish tank with a removable partition. He'd sit and watch one fish on one side getting more upset about the huge pike on the otherside, and if he was bored/pissed off etc, he'de lift the partition and watch the carnage.

Dunno whether people have been conditioned by this historical preference to death and misery, or we're all abit voyeristic etc generaly. But its interesting anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I don't class it as snuff
snuff is when someone kills someone else. This is death caused by stupidity.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post i'm still looking at someone dying
just saying my preference, in the context of this board, is not to see someone dying..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keyboard cat should do this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW5Tqj7Y09I
 (wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs
not sure that that should really be on here.

but still something very darwin awardy about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is just sad
Keyboard cat is supposed to be funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post In this case
Yes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Laughing at people dying is as bad as child porn.
IMHO.
Certainly at least as bad as cat torture too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
what are you? Mother Theresa?

This has got fuck all to do with child porn, so getting those 2 mixed up makes you one sick little puppy IMHO.

If this guy had died from something entirely not of his own fault, then I would agree about it being sick to watch. But it wasn't, he stood on a fucking train and got electrocuted. Doing the math before hand would of saved his life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post What difference does that make?
He made a mistake, doesn't mean he deserved to die. Certainly doesn't mean you have the right to guffaw about it.
Don't think I need to be Mother Theresa to object to snuff, thanks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post But this video in particular...
Features an unfortunate accident where it was the victim's own fault.

I certainly agree that we shouldn't laugh about it - but it's not even faintly comparable to child porn and animal abuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't see what difference it makes if it's his own fault.
Would a video of a suicide be ok?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post As I said, death isn't funny
But it's more that there's an innocent victim of someone else's cruelty in the other examples, be that child or animal - this makes it distinct for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post what the fuck
happened there?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post electrecut
When he touched the wire above the train, he got zapped.
I took me a while to figure out what happened too.

Edit: *electrocuted*
 (cH3$h7846J#7, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well i've just found my line...
and that was waaaay beyond it.

This is pretty much a snuff movie. Would rather see porn in b3ta than snuff.
 (Dijital Flouncing Back!, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 1:40, , Reply)
This is a link post Proof that my gender is insane...
....a chocolate inhaler.

That's an inhaler....for the purpose of inhaling chocolate powder.

Allegedly it's so you don't eat a family sized bar but sweet zombie jeebus.

If you use this in the street you are guaranteed to look like Zammo.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
that would just make me hungrier
 (I helped save b3ta! morrybyte made a subtle namechange at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd give it a go.
At the moment I am drinking gallons of sugar free, low fat hot chocolate (despite it being a million degrees outside) to stop me wanting to eat any actualy chocolate. Needless to say its not working well.

Dieting sucks. So far today I have had a turkey sandwich, a huge bowl of salad, an apple, a satsuma, a nectarine, a big of snackajacks (vom) and a go ahead bar. And some toast. And I'm still hungry :(

ED: Hence my sig.
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post ooh toria - I feel your pain.
Did you watch that thing on Beeb 1 last week about the ten things you need to do to lose weight? It was pretty interesting - have a nosey on Iplayer. Apparently soup and protein is the future.

Skinny Cow hot chocolate is ok by the way....still basically brown water but better than highlights or options. chocolate mini milks are only 35 odd calories too..and nummy :-D

Edit - ooh, and Trident does a chocolate mint sugarfree gum now too. Tastes kind of like After Eights.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mini milks are awesome
I always shove some in the trolly despite my kids not liking them.
Mr Sp@m always thinks they are for them hahaha.

And Toria I agree. I'm down 2 stone now.
Today I have had ......
A banana, a cup of tea and few glasses of water.

I've been to busy to eat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mrs. Spatum, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 stone!
nice one :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going on holiday next week
so wanted to lose a stone. Its not working, I think I might have to chop my arm off or something.

I've even cut down on WINE!
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get rid of the cider!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's my new strategy.
a dry June.....got my best mate's birthday in Cardiff on Saturday too.
Grrrr.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had 4 pints of stongbow yesterday :(
I have just cracked and sent one of my colleagues on a chocolate run.

FAIL
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post if it gets too tough then Primark do really good
magic knickers - dirt cheap and they suck everything in.
They do full body ones too - a bit hot though so a bit of a last resort!
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a chocolate mint herb
it tastes of chocolate mint, but as a herb it must count as a salad...
 (I helped save b3ta! TheAlmightyBeev, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, no, nono no no NONONO!
You're doing it all wrong! You have to split it up between Protein, Carbs and Fibre. You have to have them in a ratio of eleventy/3/a pair of shoes and eat 6 meals a day, unless it's a Thursday when you have to have half a meal instead of the 5th, unless you had a quarter for your pre-breakfast. Any idiot knows that!

Drink nearly only water, have soup more often, stay away from sucrose and more meat, less carbs (especially in the evening. Oh, and get on yer bike!
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post we got all oestrogen-y on /links arse there didn't we :-P
won't happen again...unless the subject of Edward Cullen or Hugh Jackman is brought up.
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post pretty bloody strange
what i don't get is that you would have to cough up chocolatey phlegm to actually enjoy it?
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I heard about an autopsy where they found a man's lung to be packed full of snuff.
wonder if the same thing could happen with cocoa powder?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a link post How the Japanese view America NSFW
GC says maybe or 2 years ago but it made laugh

NSFW due to excessive N word usage
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tokyo Breakfast

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a link post As the EU election is in board vogue
have some of this :)
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love this.
Its done its job though, because even now, whenever I see a Labour ad, I think "L is for LICE."
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a link post A UNION OF PEACE LOVE AND BASS
DJ Trexx sings out about the EU election!





I'm slightly torn on this. Part of me is LOLing at Eurodance anthems about the EU, at thinks that DJ Trexx is a raving loony, and part of me thinks its kinda cool that this may get some E'd-up candy ravers to take part in the democratic process, and that this guy has more passion and interest in democracy and voting than most politicians.

Either way, he's one day going to be president of the EU.
 (Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Billy Brit II - the BNP pamphlet I made this!
He's back for more, folks!

Please link to this or the original if you have a blog, as it greatly increases the chances of either or both ranking highly for searches for 'BNP' in YouTube especially. Oh, and please use the tag #theBNParetwats if you mention this or anything else BNP-related on Teh Twitter
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff :)
Billy Brit sounded a bit Australian in that as well :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a common side-effect
to having an Australian's hand up your bottom. Try it sometime. :o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been there ....
ahem ... ;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post you lie!
once you go outback, you never go... erm...
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Win :D
I've been told by the BNP to fuck off too, which I find heart warming :).

Also, serious question here, is it legal for political signs to be posted on lamposts? I only ask as the BNP have put one up, 10ft up, on the main junction which you need to pass to get to where I live, and I find it objectionable.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure
I'd call the relevant council first and ask
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quicker to go down the road with a tree lopper and clip the buggers down
I don't care if they get crabby about it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah...
...if they complain tell them to fuck off too :)
 (Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is my way of doing that ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep I think it is illegal, I'll have to look up the regs though.
I did a case with a terrorist bloke who was done for putting posters on traffic signs. A bit like doing Al Capone for tax evesion really....
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers, T :)
I'm just horrified by the way the BNP seem to have singled out my town for political advance.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post are they all nazi's where you live then?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Just ignorant.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha, lovely Iain Dale mention at the end ;)

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks :o)
I'm greatly amused by the idea of his laywer charging him for the two minutes and change it'll take to watch this.

(Here, of course, it would be wrong to assume anything about Iain Dale's arrangements with his laywers... I'm just amused at the idea of it is all.)
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've silently followed all of your Iain Dale postings with great interest
after narrowly* escaping him becoming my local MP a few years ago, I need to keeps tabs on him to ensure he doesn't go for a repeat attempt.

*I say narrowly, of course what I actually meant was 'allowed Norman lamb the biggest majority he'd had in years'...

or, as Dale's own wikipedia entry puts it: 'losing spectacularly to the Liberal Democrat incumbent, Norman Lamb'
 (I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
as ever, if I may be so bold
 (I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post BNP in a nutshell:
They say that having foreigners here will cause nothing but tension and conflict. So they set up a group that by definition will cause tension and conflict between two groups - 'us and them'. Except even 'us' doesn't agree who 'them' are.

Basically, fuck off BNP.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post More amazing BNP philosophy
"Foreigners steal our jobs, live off the state and..."

Am I the only one who sees a bit of a contradiction there?
 (kittyfiddler is a freelance gynaecologist, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work!
"Fuck off" is a marvelous political soundbite to quote at the end there. Their PA machine is so slick it's frightening.
 (I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 2 Jun 2009, 0:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post BNP??
Why are morons protest voting for the BNP, when we have a perfectly good Monster Raving Looney Party for such occasions??
 (kittyfiddler is a freelance gynaecologist, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the "Roman Party. Ave!"

(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Hazel Blears?
Ah - nice to see that Blears has a new job already.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post What is it...
... that flickers on the computer screen very very briefly?
 (Bobbykins, Fri 5 Jun 2009, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant stuff
Also the Spitfire on their leaflets is Polish.
 (Cap'n, Sat 6 Jun 2009, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post why
is he ginger
 (mymilkshakebringsallthemongstotheyard poison hearts, poison minds - joining hate, Mon 8 Jun 2009, 20:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Today's FP reminded me of this.
One of the best bus crashes ever!

(Yes I know it's old)
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post silly peepz
hurtling driverless bus is not for standing in front of
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like blokes voice at the beginning:
"I must be off my head if you think I want to do this"

:D
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jesus christ it's a bus, get in the car. They would have been fine but in the last few seconds the bus spotted them and pounced in an enraged wounded fury.
 (Benzyl, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 22:20, , Reply)
This is a link post MACHETE trailer remade using lego stop motion (HQ)
If you saw Planet Terror and Deathproof with the fake trailers in between, you'll love this lego rehash of the Machete trailer, its really accurate!

Imdb says Robert Rodriguez and Q Tarantino are going to finish Machete to be released 2010 :D

should be safe for work, despite some drawn-on boobs half way in
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love that this is being made into a feature length film :D

(I helped save b3ta! applehead herp derp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I can't wait!
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post that was excellent
and lego with tits?? lol!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a link post A New Kind Of Cloud?
The Cloud Appreciation Society says we need to recognise a new cloud.. now come on, these 6 images the BBC have stuck up have *got* to be shopped haven't they?
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think a couple of the more dramatic ones are HDR shots
But to my mind that isn't really "shopping" them just increasing the impact a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm
looks like my pathetic attempts to do stuff on photoshop, just by using the smudge tool..
 (Pesky Young Scamp, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're HDR'd up
Here's some of my photos I HDR'd about with, it makes clouds look very ominous:




 (I helped save b3ta! Just Juan Cornetto will take you to the lo-rider show n' flaunt ya on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've grown to hate HDR
I see it all the time and it's really getting on my fucking nerves.

I've been printing student's portfolios and degree shows lately, and jeeezuzzz it's starting to look old. I really upset one poor chap last week when I quipped, "HDR? How quaint!"
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a link post The Most Terrifying Painting in The World Ever.
Right, so last week I was in a hotel on one of the Orkney islands where I found this piece of pure horror hanging in pride of place on the wall.
Comments and suggestions are welcomed.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
marvellous
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, the duality of cats :)

(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, what the hell.
www.museumofbadart.org/index.php it would fit nicely here.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aaaarrgh it looks possessed!
Did any of your party suffer an unexplained and myserious death while you were there by any chance?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, one of them was found with his limbs torn off and his face inside out...
But it wasn't necessarily related.

It's the scale of the picture that bothers me the most. The two cats in the background look to be of Cloverfield proportions.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post The one at the front left
has seen something which will never be unseen
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post up the
arse corner!! ha
 (I helped save b3ta! awsm! namaste bitches, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you bought it
It's a masterpiece.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I actually quite like that :)
*clicks*
 (I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would never catch a...
nevermind...
 (I helped save b3ta! DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah I didnt notice it at first
then spat coffee all over my screen!
 (I helped save b3ta! Nostrebor can't be everything all the time., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tell me which hotel!

(I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Lynnfield Hotel, Mainland Orkney. Near Kirkwall.
Painting is gracing the wall of the corridor en route to the Gents.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a link post The most amazing tennis rally in the world
did a search, so hopefully not GC.

I give you "the Superman volley". It's frankly amazing.
 (I helped save b3ta! prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post mint

(styxely lurking since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a link post I thought I had dreamt this
but no, it appears it really did happen. Nicko McBrain on The Sooty Show back in the late ninties...
(Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha what was he thinking?
I like Nicko. I bet he did it for his kids or something or perhaps all those years with Iron Maiden had finally blown a fuse.
 (I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post he is just a really mad (in a good way) bloke
there is a boxset of all the early singles of iron maiden where each disc has him telling a story, bloody amusing stuff.
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have that very boxed set

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen With Nicko from the First Ten Years box set...
at the end of every CD he explains bits about where the band were at that stage of their career...and has an "answerphone" message at the end for some reason.
 (Flobbit gave you the horn on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a link post Greasy haired **** stuart

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's a Cornish nationalist aparently
And looks like David Mellor with longer (and no doubt greasier) hair:

www.mebyonkernow.org/?q=node/102

Happy B3taday by the way!

ps "apparently" spelling FAIL, I know..
 (Capo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post RIS?
He? Isn't it a she in that link?

Mind, didn't really understand the first link either... am I missing something?

Too damn hot to think today, must drink more beer.

EDIT: My very bad. Note to self: Read words, don't just look at them.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Read the text :)

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now I get it :oD
Top find mister/missus... it really is genuine?
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I presume so, where I got it from is pretty reliable :)

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post What paper was it in?

(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dick Cole?
Dick Cole???11!one! Now that's a name to be proud of.
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's a Helene with the same surname
Then if you scroll down, Stuart is underneath here (insert suitable joke here)
 (Capo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some of the stuff you get through the letter box aound this time is priceless
I got a tory one this morning that is formatted like an epic poem, but it clearly isn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like your sig...

(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happeee flame day!
You can now officially touch your bits in public without shame today ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahahaha
Did you actually get this or did you find it on tinterweb?
 (I helped save b3ta! t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post tinterweb
someone posted it on another forum, and I thought you people would enjoy it too :)
 (I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post my word! classic
but i thought everyone from camborne was a greasy haired twat.
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahah I live in Camborne and that came through my door
But I didn't notice. :(
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh an he is a greasy hair twat
And Ernie, I am but my wifes not.
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah! touché :)
i do need a bath, but i blame this hot weather...
 (Mendosa cis a unt, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Burny Wax Flame Day!

(I helped save b3ta! redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a link post KFC art
Not the prettiest thing in the world. But it still made me laugh.
 (Mr Torture Oh no! Not the BEEEEEEEEEEES!, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha they're brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 12:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs NSFV?
Not Suitable For Vegetarins? ;o)
 (Capo, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 13:00, , Reply)

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