b3ta.com links
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Links » Archive 8066 (Older | Newer)

This is a link post "There’s a whole genre of 9/11 Truther songs, and they’re insane"
Have to admire the effort put into some of these, especially the last one. Wake up, sheeple!
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post that martin noakes one is brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post i made a song up
tower one is falling down
falling down
falling down
tower one is falling down
on manhattan

tower two is in the poo
in the poo
in the poo
tower two is in the poo
there she topples

get a rag head to fly a plane
fly a plane
fly a plane
get a rag head to fly a plane
watch them topple

this easy i could make a pitance of a living from this
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post WTC Seven was a controlled demolition
Controlled demolition
Controlled demolition

WTC Seven was a controlled demolition,
I saw it all in a dream premonition.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post you had the same dream?
wait, but you're dead!
and you're Hitler!
so... that gremlin on the plane wing was real!
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post We're through the looking glass here, people.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am simultaneously unsurprised and disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this
Feels like I finally know how my parents felt after all these years.

Edit: whoa, there is some actual saying of "wake up, sheeple" in these songs. They are really taking it back to the roots.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they rhyme it with 'people'.
Because they rhyme.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is pretty lazy conspiracy theorying.
Having a conspiracy theory about Judge Judy, or Subway Subs is better. Also makes a more interesting song.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post eurgh, can remember 'truthers' haphazardly campaigning at University
felt like grabbing one and saying 'YOU THINK THE US GOVERNMENT SLAUGHTERED ITS OWN PEOPLE IN A HORRIFIC CONSPIRACY, JUST TO BOMB ARABS. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE VIOLENT ACTION RATHER THAN LAZILY GETTING INTO LITTLE SOCIAL GROUPS AND PRINTING OFF PRETTY PROTEST POSTERS.'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:50, , Reply)
This is a link post see Bradly walsh try and not crack up
what he is looking at will almost certainly totaly underwhelm you and may even make your jaw close with desperation i watched this and was blown away , by a gust of wind because i forgot to shut the door
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Reminds me of that other sportsperson - G. Lasscok

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post get away with you , thats not a real name, never in a million years is that a reral name

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's all staged.

(Leemondus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post They do it with mirrors.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Magnets
 (itilliterate, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Magnets. Always with the magnets.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin magnets, how do they work?

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post and smoke , dont forget the smoke

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post and strings!

(Roger Moore's Right Eyebrow saw your mum on chatroulette on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's actually smoked-glass magnetic mirrors held up with string.

So you're all right. And all wrong.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post and the Illuminati
they're involved
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This^
Some humourless cunt in our office sent this to everyone saying it was hilarious. Sadly, the majority of idiots here agreed (or pretended to agree) with her. I just sat here agog. It's fucking terrible and clearly put-on in an attempt to jump on the Johnners/Aggers bandwagon. This isn't fit to wipe the shit off the shoe of Johnners desperately trying to say "oh do stop it Aggers...he hit the ball over the wicket-keeper's head..."
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Jeez, you're always harping on about these johnners aggers people. TMS is wank. Cricket is wank.
 (itilliterate, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post masturbation is wank

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hilary Swank

(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Barclay's Bank

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only because it was original and genuine. All these other cunts are the fake and gay.
And cricket is the perfect summer sport. You can fall asleep drunk for hours, wake up and you won't have missed a thing! Win! And you can call people Pakis and claim that it's not a racist term.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
These johnners and aggers people were not the first people to ever corpse at an unintentional double entendre you silly boy! Go to your room and write out a hundred times "I will not use the evil racist term Paki to describe those wonderful people who bring so much diversity and vibrancy to our great country".
 (itilliterate, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could always go fuck yourself.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Not sure how I hit a nerve, but thanks for the suggestion.
 (itilliterate, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post from 5am till 11pm every day and 8am till 12pm xmasday
you forgot to add that bit
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha, it's not an evil, racist term when used in certain contexts, you still man.
A lot of people do use the abbreviated version of the name Pakistan to racially abuse people who may or may not be from that country, but I certainly wouldn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post CLUE:
If it was on 'It'll Be Alright On The Night' four years ago, chances are it's extremely glassy and cocky.
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:53, , Reply)
This is a link post One for funny name corner.
Probably quite accurate.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty accurate description of what gets ejected from my body most days

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The crushed corpses of small rodents?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post
corpses hopes
rodents children
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I make my shito without the onemanthousand
so, it is really just delicious and not fishy sauce, and not shito at all.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a link post Zombocom - you can do literally anything here
Incredible stuff
 (I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Literally older than the internet.
Obviously not literally literally.
 (Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Unless I've got this wrong
I can actually do bugger all at Zombo.com, despite all the promises.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post The only limit is yourself
don't blame the site
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post My bad.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I could be wrong..
But this may be older than the cock of glass...
 (I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Secrets!
Unfortunately not everything is possible at zombo.com:
www.zombo.com/join1.htm

Other secrets!
Google site:zombo.com
 (Jellypuff likes this on, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Scientific proof that CaC
The selfish, fishy-breathed, mouse-murdering, thigh-clawing, lawn-shitting CUNTS.
(Leemondus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Proof that dogs are gibbering idiots who panic if you leave the room.

That said, my cat can be sleeping upstairs on a bed but when I get home, he'll run down to say hello. He's still a little cunt, littering the hallway with dead frogs, mice and half-eaten birds, but he's definitely pleased to see me.
 (I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post your argument that dogs are gibbering idiotsif the leaves the room holds no ground
our dog charlie mungus is a total idiot even when we are in the room.

as for cats ? yeaeh there are cnuts
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats see you as a food source, not much else...
A friend of mine worked with a guy who used to be an EMT (paramedic) in the States. He dealt with a number of "there's a funny smell from flat 42, and we haven't seen old man Jones for a few days" cases.

He said that in majority of cases, if a dog was in the flat, they'd be lying, emaciated at his owners' feet, and possibly growl and try to protect him once they got inside.

When cats were in the flat with no way to get out, more often than not, any exposed flesh on the old codgers body would have been eaten.

CaC...
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post All this proves is that cat's a slut.

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post cats i've had always tend to shit on exposed soil
not the middle of the lawn, does your cat make a barking sound?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bark neigh

My dog plants it in hedgerows.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post So Dogs are like stupid vulnerable Babies.
Cats are like normal people and couldn't give a fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normal people do give a fuck.
I'm suspecting you're not a normal person.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post /\ what he said

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post cats are sociopaths and so are their owners

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post No they don't.
Are you saying if your mum leaves the room for five minutes, when she returns you stop watching telly and run over for a hug?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahah
yes he probably does
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post but what was she doing in those five mins?
or should we say who?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post not me
i don't like her hanging around longer than 2 minutes
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post its a stamina thing? isnt it? its ok you know , you can get ointments and things

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brutal, yet harsh and heartless. I like it.

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
I moved out of home.
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post who funds this kind of useless shit?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's cheaper than curing cancer or proving the existence of subatomic particles.
With the conservatives cutting science funding you can expect this to be our new role in the world. Fuck James Maxwell, it's just going to be cat experiments from now on. If we can publish a lot of this shit oxbridge will stay relevant enough to charge foreigners retarded amounts of money, which is what really matters.

The lib-cons are masters at streamlining.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post cat experiments you say?
so we could determine the grip level of , say no nails or other similar product useing sciuence and cats?

i propose a new scale of stickyness to replace the old jizz scale of stickyness, what bthis entails is useing cats glued to the out side of a cetrafuge and spun untill they
a, either fall off
b, come unstuck
c, get flung off leaving there toes behind still glued to the centrafuge.
so a substance that is one cat strong would be minimaly sticky
and so one .

where do i apply for the funding for this?
at a pinch if i cant get a centrafuge then i could possibly manage with a large lorry tire and a steep hill
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could kill two birds with one stone and measure the exact g-force necessary to turn them mentally retarded.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like your thinking, there will be room on the board for creative thinkers to help solve this problem. would you interested in a position?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only if I get to keep all the retarded cats.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like deal

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post they're

(I helped save b3ta! mugwump In summary then, oh no. Chris., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post correcting fbk's spelling is like trying to have sex with a cactus

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 16 Sep 2014, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pack-oriented animal gets anxious when seperated from his pack.
Animal evolved for solo hunting is fine on it's own.

How is this a surprise, and more importantly, what spacker gave these people money to prove something already widely known?
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post How dare you !!!!!
this is science
we will have hushed and awe filled words of good for SCIENCE !
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm all in favour of SCIENCE!
This isn't SCIENCE! though. This is a group of people fucking about with grant money they applied in for as a joke, then actually got.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post bless you
you still hold to all that "pack" stuff - bet you also believe in the 'alpha male' nonsense as well. Tooth fairy hasnt quite left the building either I'll bet.
 (gearanach #wankwankwank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you hate cats, it's likely because cats just hate you.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cats are retarded
If you want them to like you all you have to do is look at them, narrow your eyes and then look away. I don't respect anything that easy to fool.
 (hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post i find a good way to keep at a respectfull distance
is to throw them in a open grave just as the undertaker lowers the coffin, keeps the little bugger a respectfull 6 foot away at least
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not even the Chinese?

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i take issue with that,
my neighbours got a cat, now i'm very much the dog person, but this cat I like, always comes up to me when i'm outside, and offers itself up for some gratuitous stroking... he's really gently and lovely, rolls over and offers up his little fluffy belly for you to scratch, which you do, and he seems to love it rocking his little head back and forth and then,

FUCK SHIT FUCK WHAT ARE YOU BITING AND CLAWING AT MY HAND TEARING AT MY FINGERS YOU SPITEFULL LITTLE CUNT!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Falling over is a submissive thing...
But it doesn't always mean they want a tummy rub.

Most don't and will tolerate it for a bit before giving a warning nip.

Like women.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post and here speakes the voice of experiance

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha. I don't even have to watch that. Your description is priceless.
fishy-breathed, mouse-murdering, thigh-clawing, lawn-shitting CUNTS.

It's accurate, but I still love the cuties.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a link post Man convicted of being gay because he was drinking Baileys.
Not the Daily Mash; real news from Cameroon. Not saying I'm convinced at the quality of the journalism or accuracy of the story...
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did he have a downstairs mix up?

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post He got a mangina...

(swank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I fucking love Bailey's

Maybe I should start a Bailey's Pride March?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just realised I apostrophe failed

Or is it them?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post idnt make the distinction of baiieys the drink or baileys the boyfriend

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
he was drinking it while also noshing off a guy
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post They wouldn't have arrested him
if he had been drinking it in the form of brains.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
'Tinga Tinga Tinga Tinga -aaa- ah... tales from Af-ri-ca.'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was drinking it from another man's bottom.

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post chocolate baileys?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whilst drinking Baileys is in no way homosexual
it is proper fucking gay
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post *flounces*

I drink it by the pint, does that make me more hetero or even more gay?

I'm sorry, but it's undeniable that it is the nectar of the Gods.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer arran gold myself.
but then I'm probably a nonce.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't tried it

...maybe it'll broaden my horizons.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think it makes you fat

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone drink Sainsbury's own-brand lager?
just noticed it today
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Baileys makes your Shreddies AND your first hour of work better

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post My mate swears by faileys (fake Baileys)
I reckon he's a tranny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post the cheap stuff in Tesco for about six quid

Tastes like it should be worth about four quid.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 21:36, , Reply)
This is a link post Mojang officially selling up.
Minecraft is now a Microsoft product, for which they paid TWO POINT FIVE BILLION DOLLARS.
 (I helped save b3ta! Angry Boss Bee I love horses, death to other animals, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Idiots
It's only a fiver on the Play Store
 (I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post yeah but they probably got someing like a corporate licence and not a single pc install licences and stuff
they may have even got the fabled mincraft maggie thatcher edition, you know the one that looks great but refuses to start and ends up trashing everything
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'looks great'?
*shudders*
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Explains why he suddenly agreed to get over facebook buying Oculus
Wonder if Microsoft will re-build it in C++?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post i saw this the other day
terasology.org/
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Of which Notch gets $1.7bn
Well played ya fucker, won't see him for dust.
 (I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hes already said that hes going to quit the industry

(Oswald Mosley (((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post a deal that makes so much sense
for Notch and fuck all for Microsoft. Is there anyone left who doesn't already own a copy?
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post The plan
is to port windows to computers built in minecraft.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post probably not but that misses the point
which is of course that minecraft will be incorporated into an existing product

welcome to the new look interface for Visual Studio 2019

to build that interface you will need a crafting table, several blocks of ruby, some rails ...
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post here is a taste of my awesome twitter account
Minecraft guidebooks read like an API for the components. Kinds play it and learn programming. It is as enabling as #arduino & #raspberrypi
----
I ignored it for ages because it reminded me so much of Saurbraten's level editor sauerbraten.org/docs/editing.html
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a link post I ate soil I made this!
Because I am insane. There is no other reason.
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Waiter!
This coffee tastes of mud!
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was ground
this morning
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
pfft
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post *fetches coat*

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post *felches stoat*

(I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post *stoats vanessa feltz*

(I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
*felts a stove*
 (BombayMick Dogs are better than cats, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post whats the differance between a stoat and a weasle?
one is weasily identifiable and the other is stoately differant


*gets meds heads for dark cupboard.



*ohhh shit tabs been there
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why I otter...

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post be very careful what you say next...

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet it tasted a bit earthy

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post amazing

(I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a photo of me aged 4
in the garden mixing mud, coffee and nescafe to create a mud pie, as I understood it to be.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Proper loony.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's me!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post TAP DAY.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spinal Tap 2 without the crap bits!

(I helped save b3ta! Sheriff John Bunnell https://twitter.com/thewonderfulgam, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post so just the credits then?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh.
The collapsible wine glass justifies its existence alone.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's also really mean to Raxi :(

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leave Raxi alone
(Although, I bet Raxi drinks delicious Pact coffee).
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Raxi is also a thread-deleter.
Is there any way back for him? I'm especially annoyed because my picture went with his thread. I'll post it again here...

 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll click it
again here.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT??
Let's hope Raxi learns from his mistake and deletes his account swiftly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!

Nice metaphor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Scooby Doo?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post If there was anywhere you'd find a goatse
its in Hieronymous Bosch

www.hieronymus-bosch.org/Triptych-of-Garden-of-Earthly-Delights-(right-wing)-(detail-2)-c.-1500.html
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post dammit
copy whole link
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that Alex Salmond?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post climbing the ladder with an arrow up his anus?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. Big bloke gaping his bum with bagpipes on his head.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Well... you fucked that one up.
How do do a really bad job of driving a truck onto a loader.
(I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the kids
crowding around the fuel leak. I know diesel won't go up that easy, but ace parenting skills nonetheless.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meh.
It's America, at a truck racing event. What were they going to grow up to cure ebola?
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because gunning it up the ramp was the right thing to do.
Pretty sure a trailerless rig would comfortably make it up there at a snail's pace. Twats.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post At least the front didn't fall off.

(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is always bad sign when front falls off.

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post If tv has taught me anything this now goes...
pew-BOOM!! (Mushroom cloud)
 (HandmadeLurkage it smells of farts in here, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael Bay fucked Optimus Prime up more than that.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah,
but OP was hard as fuck.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Togaboy The world will end on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the Bay films he's a psychopath who gouges other robot's eyes out after they've begged him for mercy...
And shouts things like "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" whilst doing murders.

Slightly out of character.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That last film was pathetic.

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post you need to have seen the beginning of the clip
While yes, the driver was several beers short of a sixpack for gunning it up the ramp the reason he did it was because he made several attempts and the diff between the two drive axles didnt let him make it up slow.
when the middle axle left the ground and lost traction when the front axle went up the ramp he was just spinning his wheels. so he tried to use momentum to make it up the ramp.
o something like that. google the full length clip. meh.
 (Singularity was tiny but amazingly dense on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Tap you say?

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was this the Thamesmen?
Or the Originals?
Or the New Originals?
 (Tont, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a link post A bigger bunch of tossers than Beta
and they have a world record to prove it
 (I helped save b3ta! MisterPunch did it that way on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post are you allowed to wear shorts or does it have to be a skirt?

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a link post Gimme some money
have some classic tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tappy candles1!!!!!111111

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay and woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post i wanted the musical ones
but they'd sold out.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candles!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post all 3 of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post yay ! fave tap song.
and happy candles
 (I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a shame the drummer didn't last long

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Candle love from my waxy shaft to your glory hole.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's warmer than i thought it'd be...

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candleday dude!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post merry indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post 'Smak My Badger' EP024 | Latest Techno, House & Electro I made this!
A little Techno to ease you into the week, gets a bit crazy in the second hour, not for the faint hearted.
(BadgerSmaker, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a link post Angry birds? Spangy birds!
Birds get fried on high voltage line. Didnt think this could happen... Is it to do with the bird landing on the insulator? Please explain...
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Suicide crow

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brandon Lee!

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fizziks, innit?

(LetsGetDownToIt, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think the bird is sitting on the pole and touches an exposed charge carrying wire.
Circuit completed by avian conductor,
zapp.
 (emptyspace, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooooooh! ta!
was wondering....
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post new style KFC jot wings deliverd direct to your car

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sunroof delivery!!

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Israel's Iron Dome

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a link post GIF Party Dance
Create your own dancefloor full of internet memes
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post This Ice King's dance is distrurbing

(BadgerSmaker, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post that is superb!

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post needs more technoviking

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where's gay spiderman?

(I helped save b3ta! smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post heres mine
j.mp/1qW8NAg
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post they are all the same size, honest
j.mp/X5Z6Ei
 (I helped save b3ta! custard, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://j.mp/ZmzJ2X
I win
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is GC
But I don't care; it made my neice giggle for half an hour.
 (emptyspace, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a link post Charity for charity I made this!
Such a joy to see these people at your door.

Final one of three sketches we shot a couple of weeks ago.
(jurassicpaul, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Badoom Tish

(I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha
i've been enjoying these
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 7:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a lot
We'll hopefully do some more at some stage
 (jurassicpaul, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 8:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 9:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 11:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, bit of a threadjack and I like your previous work
But I had no sound for this one. This has happened before, to about 10% of You Tube vids. It can't be my system, I can hear every other vid on this page.
Anybody explain/help?
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Volume setting maybe?
If you use the up/down arrows on the keyboard to scroll the page as I do, then occasionally you find yourself adjusting the volume of a video instead.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I use the scroll wheel
and I can click on a vid above or below and get instant sound. It has happened a few times in the last two weeks or so.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
 (itilliterate, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't go around turning off the internet.
You lot would go mad!
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sundae forgot to put her earphones on AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post They mess my hair.

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post your not supposed to put them there

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're

(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!
Loved these
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Marek always makes me chuckle.
Good work, all involved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post very good~!

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Tue 16 Sep 2014, 12:44, , Reply)

« Older links | Newer links »