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This is a link post After the shocking news about Bob the Builder today, I thought it was probably time to post this again.
One of the greatest love songs of the 21st Century.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post SLITTENS!
Kittens with sloth faces!
SLITTENS! *asplodes*
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Certified 100% REAL!

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:22, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll be asking for a slitten at my local pet store come the mornin!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I shall be right behind you in the queue

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting the fucking cutest one, YOU CAN FUCK OFF

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post *elbows wheresthefish out the way*

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Cutest? You'll be fine then.
I'm getting the one with the most meat on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm just hugging it with my belly.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 6:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to wait for the Peta demonstration to clear

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck peta
they would only throw the little darlings dead in bins behind asda anyway.
cunts
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:54, Reply)
This is a normal post oh well
another evolutionary cul-de-SaC
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer Slatterns.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Patterns with slag faces?

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Slappers with, er, small sea bird faces. That'll do it.
One good Tern deserves another.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Do slittens die in trees?
Or should you help them down?
 (Roxon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:03, Reply)
This is a link post All together now 1-2-3
4
(#1, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post What is this?

(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Zanger Rinus
check this solid gold classic
 (I helped save b3ta! pemulis, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:18, Reply)
This is a normal post it just goes to my Facebook account

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post No it doesn't.
*whistles*
 (#1, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post now its just showing me a video of your parents

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post only missing a comedy 'up north' Eurotrash voiceover

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I love this stuff!
Konis Hupen is still a firm favourite.
 (pahakyy, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:35, Reply)
This is a link post News from Liverpool...
Former Liverpool schoolboy footballer Dele Adebola has been forced to reassure fans he has not had virus Ebola, despite his surname.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:58, Reply)
This is a normal post What, twice in one day?
(This morning, 04:00 my time)
 (I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)
This is a normal post yea, twice in one day
like ya mamma
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I might just join Twatter to wish him well!
Fuckit... Can't be arsed.
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:21, Reply)
This is a normal post If it's not about Purple Aki
I'm not interested.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a link post The Great Martian War
It's exactly 100 years since the Martians teamed up with Kaiser Frank to invade Buckinghamshire. Never Forget.

(Music's a bit shit, soz)
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Quite liked that!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved the documentary about this war
not sure about the music
prefer One Direction
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been wondering what would be more appropriate for the time and subject matter.
Perhaps some Ondes Martinot. Or some of Edward Artemyev's music for Tarkovsky films.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Nice old fashioned creepy to it
(with the sound off)
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post That was good that was.

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper Dystopian Nightmare without shit music
vimeo.com/16056709
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post needs more compression artefacts though

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
What's with the microwave timer at 6:43?
 (sithemong, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's great, cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Very good, although the music really is dire!
The biplanes are too fast.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved it!
I thought the music was great too...

*waits for deluge of "you're a cunt" replies*
 (I helped save b3ta! Gerbils Awrr Geoffrey, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
This is a link post LFO-Freeze
Mark Bell has died. :( How sad.
I know it's a music link but I'm having lovely warm flashbacks just listening to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post He couldnt have been very old.
Used to like a bit of LFO...or L F Ooooooo
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post he must have only been about 50...
So yeah, a mere *ahem* baby.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Loved UFO!!! Michael Schenker died?

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this^

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)
This is a normal post Alright grandad(s)

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Now I can always put you down in a patronising manner like I would do to a kid!
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:50, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a surprise.
LFO were terrific.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Makes you wonder what Bjork's going to do without him
www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hOoy5sYrc
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully she'll come back and actually fix my TV this time.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=75WFTHpOw8Y
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Mnnnneehhhh!!
I love her voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourites were on Advance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtKcUGRb-hk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azEB6NsqSsk
 (Delay Tactics Intentionally left blank, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Aw, maaaan! :-)
L.F.O. L.F.O Is my go to album when I'm indulging in some creative mayhem... Sads.
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post That's really sad to hear!
Listening to some Speed Jack in his memory...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post tune
Whats wrong with music links, we should have more brother. Thanks for posting, not heard this for a couple of weeks.
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post That's 'sister' to you 'brother'

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post
Sorry sister.
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Nirvana ' Nevermind'
Just been listening to the whole 'nevermind' nirvana cd. Its an amazing album you can listen to from start to finish. A masterpiece.
 (numero uno, spanishfly's mate, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if you're joking

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post He's like a baby coxxy

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 2:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell
You expect prog-rock crusties to die but not someone who made blistering techno tracks. God I'm getting old. Sad loss.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:44, Reply)
This is a link post Pre-Halloween floof alert: Corgi puppy with jack-O'lantern
Split decision, but a nice watch.
(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, that's a pumpkin
MATE
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Nay, oh love. If you look closely, you'll see that they've drawn or gently carved a face on it.

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post don't lanterns emit light
Via some kind of internal cavity containing a candle?
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If you take away the candle but still have light, is it still a jack-O'lantern?
what if you replace the pumpkin with a plastic pumpkin thing?
does it only become a jack-O'lantern when lit, or is it one before it is lit? what is it in that inbetween state when it is both unlit and lit?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Stephen Hawking wrote a brilliant article about this a few years ago.
Trying to find it in my bookmarks.
 (I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
This is a normal post It it doesn't chuck out photons.
It's not a lantern, Jack O' or otherwise. :-)
 (I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:53, Reply)
This is a normal post So, when I turn my electric lantern off, its suddenly not a lantern?
And if I want to buy a lantern, I have to tell the store to switch it on so that it becomes a lantern that I can buy?
You saying this isn't a lantern:
www.remodelista.com/products/feuerhand-lantern

Does this hold the same for lamps?
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:58, Reply)
This is a normal post not hollowed out with a candle in
so clearly still a pumpkin
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post it has been hollowed out with a candle in it
they just haven't cut out the eyes and mouth yet
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, it's gonna take more training than that to get him to bite off where the lines are

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Training and more training

(I helped save b3ta! gunmetal drove slowly in the passing lane on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Aand a really big stick.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post FLLOOOOOFFF!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post shit music put me off
it is a cute puppy though
 (Roxon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:07, Reply)
This is a link post FLARRED argument, compelling presentation
Apparently made in good faith, Matthew clarifies his impressively incoherent argument with his adroit digital penmanship. A little long but worth sticking with.
(alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post TruthfulChristian2!
Obviously the successor to TruthfulChristian1!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Oh, he is already famous! And rightly so.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post was there evolution?
It wasn't by intelligent design
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post good point
Evolution for sure, showing a bad design on the verge of extinction.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Cavewoman minge!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:02, Reply)
This is a normal post always talking about your mum

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
This is a normal post So much stupid in just one short video.
There are so many errors in his reasoning, I thought it was a spoof at first.
Sufficed to say, never trust any one who uses comic sans to do science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean this
Was not a spoof? :(
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post the flarred ribcage is perfectly shaped to fit a surfeit of bananas,
which are in turn perfectly shaped to be neatly stacked in the neanderthal stomach (after being transported by heavenly provenance from the South Pacific to Africa, of course), so the flarred ribcage actually simultaneously disproves evolution and proves intelligent design.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm convinced. Where do I sign up for my halo, or does an Angel bring it to me?

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
This is a normal post evolution says that every generation has to have a beneficial mutation
so why didn't we just evolve our own halos or perhaps angel wings right off the bat?

Game over, atheists.
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I was looking for Jesus
I was hoping that all of his semi-random scribblings would gradually form into a vivid picture of Jesus' mouth wrapped around a cock. Or similar. And the whole video would be a lovely illustration of new information being generated by a natural process devoid of intelligence.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
This is a normal post you were looking for cock
admit it
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I was waiting for Jesus to come over me
Is that what you meant?
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd advise you
to steer clear of fstdt.com then...
 (I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I managed 2 minutes

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:44, Reply)
This is a normal post chimps and other primates have flarred (flared) ribcages, and supposedly live in Africa
.: I've disproved chimps and other primates

imgarcade.com/1/chimpanzee-and-human-skeleton/
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
This is a normal post wait a minute. Most neanderthal bones have been found in Europe and Asia
so his whole discussion of Africa is a load of Pissflap
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Best comment on the video
'So what this spunktrumpet is saying is: neanderthals disprove evolution because their Flared ribcage and layer of hair CONSERVES heat. They would die in Africa. Ok. I'm going to disprove evolution as well, using your theory: If you hoiked a blue whale out onto land it would die within minutes. It's body is adapted to being supported by water and to eating a specific food. It's ribcage would crack under the pressure of it's own body. From this follows that evolution is a lie because blue whales can't live on land. To all you brainwashed creationists who read this and still don't understand: proving that a highly specialised animal can't live in what is literally the opposite of it's natural environment is not proving anything other than your obstinance you learn that NEANDERTHALS NEVER SET FOOT IN AFRICA.

You see, this is another case of twisting facts or "accidentally" mixing up species names. I've watched a few of this guy's vids and he's always doing it: neanderthals lived in Africa, evolutionists believe humans evolved from rocks, and so on and so on. I genuinely want to know what actual arguments creationists have apart from "line X chapter X says that god created the world and anyone who doesn't believe in him will burn in hell. That's why I looked for vids like this, and instead I'm confronted with... This. '
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yes Victoria'sBeard
I like your comments
They are humorous and insightful
You have changed my life for the better - you have touched me
You're so handsome and sound like you're very good in bed
I'd love to ...

....oops, forgot to sign into my sockpuppet account
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I can see two people not going to be raptured

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post its

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post tits

(I helped save b3ta! CysticSpazzGland has just puwked on your mum, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post We are supposedly made in the image of God
we bite our own tongues
your move theists who have an irrational hatred towards the current theory of evolution
The number one idiot spousing this stuff in the Islamic world is this guy, who is particularly dangerous because of the amount he publishes:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adnan_Oktar
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:11, Reply)
This is a normal post err
Am I the only one who doesn't understand the connection between your two statements: made in the image of God, and biting your own tongue?
 (ImAnIdiot .......before anyone else says it, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post its something pointed out by a comedian
'if we're supposedly made in the image of God, and therefore perfect, why do we sometimes end up biting our own tongue?'
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't even need to explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQvXv5NZI9o&list=PLAE2AD2106B9EA0B9#t=566

The clinching argument. I particularly like the tantalising introduction of a 'third option'.
 (alectop, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
This is a normal post GAAAAAAAAAAH!
Just a few seconds of that had me shouting at my monitor a lot. How do these people function in normal life?
*despairs*
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing he would defend to death that an indivisible God is made up of three parts
but the components of a cell existing separately - Goddidit
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
This is a normal post HE SAYS EVERY FUCKING THING TWICE!
He says everything fucking twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's a common tactic for convincing the gullible that you speak the truth
If you want to convince someone gullible that what you say is true, a standard tactic is to repeat it.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post reggae reggae sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, all of a sudden, I find myself liking reggae.
Amazing. And ting.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)
This is a normal post this is exactly how Berlusconi got into all that bunga bunga
(according to his defence lawyers)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Its how Boutros Boutros Ghali gets all the punani

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:00, Reply)
This is a normal post waka waka
to quote Fozzie Bear and Shakira
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post its a traditional rhetorical technique
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repetition_(rhetorical_device)
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I think you'll find this is a joke.

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)
This is a normal post an unintentional joke?

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)
This is a normal post If you're indistinguishable from the real loonies,
you've failed as a satirist.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post aaah! stop saying "ok" every fucking sentence.
Everyone knows the more circles you draw round it, the truer it gets.
 (sithemong, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 8:12, Reply)
This is a link post have some japanese Oasis
It's pretty dire stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post they need my semen.....

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I would seriously do things to her
that are even illegal in Japanese Anime porn
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:24, Reply)
This is a normal post There are things illegal in Anime porn?!

(I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Come here and let me show you.....
*opens door to seedy hotel room*
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes you are right
Oasis are dire in any language or style, scumbag chavs!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post True Manchester icons....
in so much as they fucked off down here to London as soon as the royalty checks started coming in.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I think they've expertly translated the essence of Oasis

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
This is a link post any one fancy a new lamp? that does your eyes and mind in at the same time?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post very nice

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I Love Lamp!

(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
"Because it’s cold to touch its perfect for children’s bedrooms"
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!
Lovely lamp though, for grwon-ups.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know what impresses me the most...
The engineering of said lamp, or your lack of spelling mistakes in describing it.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more impressed they actually found a purpose for tacky
acrylic engravings.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:18, Reply)
This is a link post if at first you don't succeed....
...electrocute the fucker
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone ever seen a cat skeleton up a tree?
No, because they can get down. Fuck em.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post i have actually
seen a dead cat in a tree. i called animal control to get it down, they didn't believe me until they saw it themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:24, Reply)
This is a normal post was it in Florida?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
This is a normal post of course.

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
This is a normal post well that doesnt count
Florida? Probably one of you loons trying to fuck it on bath salts.

No offence love ;)
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
This is a normal post no offence taken.
you are likely to be right.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Never understood how a cat up a tree is a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post cant help feeling that he should have just the rope instead

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this...
what?
 (I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post instead of getting the cat down
just adopting a pet rope
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah this makes perfect sense

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post ha ha ha !
So satisfying.....
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post contrasts nicely with this advice...
www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Cat-out-of-a-Tree
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The pussivator
There's a southern man throwing a rope over a tree branch in a video at the bottom of that page. Wonder where he learned that skill.
 (TheUmpteenth I think I posted something here once..., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post He will get a medal for that

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post he looks like Justin Bieber

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)
This is a normal post That was a cat-astrophy

(Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft
To your room
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post :D :D :D
That is some amazing material right there, gotta love the russians
 (Roxon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Just woke the Mrs up from laughing so hard!
 (Chungo Has been fapping non-stop since, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a cat and he's a great cat, and that clip
still made me wake the office up with lols.
 (mersault, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post We have a cat too
She is a shite cat. We're only feeding her until we find some mad old woman to palm her off onto.
 (Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
This is a link post The humble origin of Chicken Tikka Masala
Glaswegians should rightly feel proud
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Erm...
"The origin of the dish is unclear.... One claim recounts how a chef, Ali Ahmed Aslam (proprietor of the Shish Mahal restaurant in the west end of Glasgow) nvented chicken tikka masala"

Hardly convincing.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
This is a normal post
Are you saying the internet doesn't tell the truth?
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Or even (*aghast!s*) that it uses misleading headlines
as clickbait!?!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The rumour is,
a Glasweigan, pissed up, obviously, asked for a curry with 'fuckin gravy on it' so the chef concocted something. Whether it says that in the link I do not know, but that is the urban myth.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I was told it was invented on Mortimer street
here: in fact : gaylordlondon.com/

Couldn't have been that many Indian restaurants about in the UK circa ~1970
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
or maybe this one. It does have a Scottish name after all -

taste-of-the-taj.co.uk//


.
 (I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
This is a normal post bwahaha
I laugh every time I drive past that
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a good story so why bother with the truth?
Oh okay... roadsandkingdoms.com/2014/who-owns-chicken-tikka-masala/

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8161812.stm
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 15 Oct 2014, 5:19, Reply)
This is a link post Disco Doggeh
Doggeh got the moves...and a respectable afro...
(Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
This is a normal post looks mentally ill
then again so do I when I'm dancing
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post All dogs are mentally ill.....
thats why they're so lovable.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll never understand why people choose to look after these hairy retards
surely no amount of life-affirming dependence and servility can make up for the fact that you have to pick their shit up with your hands. And they will never stop shitting, ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Trumps an indifferent feline fur ball all day long.
At least dogs don't pad shite through the house.
 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post hahahahaha...
Trumps.
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
This is a normal post So true
I mean, say I could have Rear Window era Grace Kelly as my bird. But the deal was that she would hunker down and curl off the most noxious turds imaginable in the street whenever we went out - and that I would have to pick up that shite - then Grace Kelly could pack up her diamonds and gowns and fuck off. Why in the hell would I do for a dog what I wouldn't do for the most beautiful woman that ever lived? It's madness, I tell you.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
This is a normal post 1) The later you are getting home, the happier they are to see you.
2) You can take them into pubs without people muttering "FFS"

Thus, they beat humans.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post My tunnock teacake himself
Gary Spivey!!!


 (Spin Its a thing., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)
This is a link post Smak My Badger EP28 I made this!
Grab seven free tracks and a download of this mix from the links in the video description, if you like newly released Techno, House & Electro that is.
(BadgerSmaker, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:03, Reply)
This is a link post Making an easy job not less difficult
Someone has invented a thing
 (I helped save b3ta! horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post There is something of genius in there...

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:02, Reply)
This is a normal post here's
another new 'gun' invention.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBCpyHHKkeI

i throw money in the air as often as i tape cables to a gym floor
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:06, Reply)
This is a normal post when Ive done carpet fitting at exhibitions,
we use something pretty much the same as that for double sided tape as well as hiding cables, been around years.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll need to see that it works on cat's tails
before shelling out
 (I helped save b3ta! the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent invention for low budget filmmaking!
(bookmarks)
 (CloneRanger is horribly overpriced on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats what interns are for...

(clunk, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 23:45, Reply)
This is a normal post I was going to post this as soon as I saw it somewhere else.
Having been a part time roadie for many years, this would have been a very handy thing to use! I wonder why it took so long to come up with it...
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 5 Nov 2014, 8:13, Reply)
This is a link post Apologies if GC
Glen Campbell last song and video, very moving.
 (mrbridger2010, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I've loved his music since I was a nipper
Love him still. Cheers for the sad link.
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)
This is a link post Tiny fps1000 high-speed camera boasts 18,500fps
"Graham Rowan of Hertfordshire, UK has created a small camera dubbed the "fps1000", and as its name suggests, it is designed solely to record high-frame-rate videos. The goal behind the camera is to open up high-speed shooting to a wider market by offering a relatively inexpensive product that is highly portable."

This looks all very interesting..
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah I'll have the platinum one if you're buying ;)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Terry might buy one to go with his gyrocopter
he can attach one of these to it, and his geiger counter, and film checking cans of baked beans in tesco for radiation in ultra slow motion from the car park in his electric car :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks nice
but kickstarter.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think I'm up to 18,500 faps yet
must be close though
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I know nothing about processing footage like this
the film maker I worked with had to use external HD's with some of his gear, so i'm wondering if your average Joe's home computer is going to be able to make much sense of footage like this
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd love to have one to play with
especially as I could stick my current lenses on it - but I couldn't justify the cost.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Let's hire one then
our's are both Canon mount so we're laughing
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
This is a link post Which one of you did this?

(I helped save b3ta! Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:32, Reply)
This is a normal post They put some effort in.
Not your average CDC.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
A shame they mentioned it. Some wealthy twat would have probably bought that
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer the edited version.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly
legitimate comment.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Police investigating...
...illegal addition to illegal graffiti?
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I smell lawyers
who smell money
 (Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
This is a normal post
lawyers
who smell money
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Artwork is vandalised by art shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Thats exactly what I thought

(Queef In a Jar, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post mural vandalised

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I had a dream last night with Banksy in
he was on TV without his disguise and in reality was an ultra-capitalist obsessed with making money and everyone in the country thought he was a cunt. Also he looked like badly drawn boy.
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post probably not far from the truth

(I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:30, Reply)
This is a normal post actually that's mean, but I mean, still, I bet he does
look like Badly Drawn Boy
 (I helped save b3ta! dysonology "You get an 'ology', you're a scientist!", Mon 13 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I see a patch of magenta in that composition
but it frontally breaks the "3-pubes per ball" rule.
 (Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
This is a link post glass walkway over and around a mountain
no no no no.

2 in a row, but its slow.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ingenious use of such obviously picturesque rock faces
I would be the person asking people loudly whether or not a large crack in the glass floor is meant to be there or not, and other such obviously mundane matters
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post In my imagination it is toughened glass
so it will almost certainly be indestructible and show no signs of damage until it suddenly fails explosively.

In reality it is more likely a toughened glass laminate, so that may happen to a layer but another one will still take the weight of the newly brown trousered pedestrian for long enough to get them off the walkway and get it fixed.
 (DestructoLettuce, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Not forgetting this is China
where all their manufactured goods are renowned the world over for their quality, as is the quality of their labour force
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But rockfaces have frequent rockfalls, and Chinese mountainous regions are often susceptible to earthquakes
However, China needs to invest in stuff to maintain growth. So this kind of thing happens.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
This is a normal post ..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJXYMDu6dpY
 (I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post after that one in America shattered, in the words of Amy Whitehouse 'no no no'

(Victoria'sBeard Different political view? I hate you!, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It didn't shatter.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 14 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Need to organise a russian roulette style
tap dancing session whilst wearing tungsten carbide studs, like these:

www.supatracks.com/best-grip-boot-studs-buy-online-uk.html
 (I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post TDaC?

(DestructoLettuce, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)

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