well, the corpse is probably still warm
if that's your thing.
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if that's your thing.
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eww
on the plus side, once rigger mortis kicks in, at least it should tighten her up a little.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, Share, Reply)
on the plus side, once rigger mortis kicks in, at least it should tighten her up a little.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, Share, Reply)
Well
Rectal sphincters sometimes open wide...
... and the tissue decay means there's a lot of internal pressure.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, Share, Reply)
Rectal sphincters sometimes open wide...
... and the tissue decay means there's a lot of internal pressure.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, Share, Reply)
I Wonder if she knew the date of her death or whether she was blind to it?
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Alas, the flame-plumed Liverbird shall sing no more.
Her voice, nails on a chalkboard
Her teeth, the tombstones that now surround her.
An untimely passing that makes us wonder "What's it all about, Alfie?"
But anyone who had a heart will remember you, without even a recap from Graham.
And yay, we shall all buy a hat.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:28, Share, Reply)
What a lovely epitaph
With the media only interested in what people can write in 140 characters or less, it is nice to read a well thought out tribute that isn't impeded by having an artificial restriction put on it. Nice work. All I can add is RIP in peace.
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With the media only interested in what people can write in 140 characters or less, it is nice to read a well thought out tribute that isn't impeded by having an artificial restriction put on it. Nice work. All I can add is RIP in peace.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:10, Share, Reply)
No I think it means she was on the shitter when she popped it
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Thia wins the internet today
https://twitter.com/mrlizard13/status/627810097738194944
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:32, Share, Reply)
https://twitter.com/mrlizard13/status/627810097738194944
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:32, Share, Reply)
Man updates to Windows 10
Leaves it over night to install. Wakes up to porn.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:55, Share, Reply)
Leaves it over night to install. Wakes up to porn.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:55, Share, Reply)
Only amateurs save their porn in My Pictures.
The rest of us save it in a folder on the desktop.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:09, Share, Reply)
The rest of us save it in a folder on the desktop.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:09, Share, Reply)
I keep some in an empty Ricicles box behind the video.
The good stuff is laminated and displayed around the sex cage in the black room.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:32, Share, Reply)
The good stuff is laminated and displayed around the sex cage in the black room.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:32, Share, Reply)
Amateur
Printed in BW on old newspapers, randomly stuck to walls but with 100% coverage (don't forget the windows, all 10 of them)
The trick is to articulately rip off pieces of the second layer when it's half dry.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:00, Share, Reply)
Printed in BW on old newspapers, randomly stuck to walls but with 100% coverage (don't forget the windows, all 10 of them)
The trick is to articulately rip off pieces of the second layer when it's half dry.
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Fucking idiot.
Too stupid to use a computer, yet probably has a driving licence and is entitled to vote in a general election.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, Share, Reply)
Too stupid to use a computer, yet probably has a driving licence and is entitled to vote in a general election.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, Share, Reply)
Haha!!
excellent, my uncles computer updated yesterday too, I wouldn't put it past him to put porn in "my pictures". Apparently he doesn't need to worry about IT security / stupidity.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
excellent, my uncles computer updated yesterday too, I wouldn't put it past him to put porn in "my pictures". Apparently he doesn't need to worry about IT security / stupidity.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:30, Share, Reply)
Have to call fake on this, by default the slideshow screensaver is not selected.
So for him to leave it updating and not changing to that screensaver it did not happen.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30, Share, Reply)
I have yet to update to 10
but they might be referring to the live view tile for pictures rather than a slideshow
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:07, Share, Reply)
but they might be referring to the live view tile for pictures rather than a slideshow
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:07, Share, Reply)
The evocative smell of audiobooks isn't what it used to be
I made this!
A nostalgic instrumental piece featuring a friend on guitar
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:42, Share, Reply)
A nostalgic instrumental piece featuring a friend on guitar
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:42, Share, Reply)
You can tell from the preview pic that this one's going to hurt
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When you say mad bastard
I thought you meant this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo (gc says no...)
( , Mon 3 Aug 2015, 16:58, Share, Reply)
I thought you meant this one:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo (gc says no...)
( , Mon 3 Aug 2015, 16:58, Share, Reply)
We are closer in size to the size of the universe
as opposed to the size of an atom
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:27, Share, Reply)
as opposed to the size of an atom
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:27, Share, Reply)
We are closer in size to something that is infinite than to something that is measurable?
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I'm guessing they mean the obserable universe.
It doesn't make it any less amazing. I was amazed to find out that not only is a molecule of water far far smaller than I ever imagined, the hydrogen bonds between water molecules have a duration of around 10^-10 seconds. That's fucking insane.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 3:14, Share, Reply)
It doesn't make it any less amazing. I was amazed to find out that not only is a molecule of water far far smaller than I ever imagined, the hydrogen bonds between water molecules have a duration of around 10^-10 seconds. That's fucking insane.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 3:14, Share, Reply)
Interesting stuff. According to Wikipedia:
"at present the entire universe's size is at least 3x1023 times larger than the size of the observable universe. There are also lower estimates claiming that the entire universe is in excess of 250 times larger than the observable universe."
Some range of opinion there!
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:59, Share, Reply)
"at present the entire universe's size is at least 3x1023 times larger than the size of the observable universe. There are also lower estimates claiming that the entire universe is in excess of 250 times larger than the observable universe."
Some range of opinion there!
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:59, Share, Reply)
Been checking the New Testament...
... can't find where he says "otherwise"...
Did that word even exist in 50AC?
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:57, Share, Reply)
... can't find where he says "otherwise"...
Did that word even exist in 50AC?
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:57, Share, Reply)
"Glee"
It's full of prostitutes and massive drugs!
A bit like a Tory Party party.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
It's full of prostitutes and massive drugs!
A bit like a Tory Party party.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:27, Share, Reply)
You actually searched...
...how depressing.
I'm watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHNIUJOzmk
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:47, Share, Reply)
...how depressing.
I'm watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHNIUJOzmk
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:47, Share, Reply)
Sweden invents a word for fanny
"If I see my daughter playing with her vagina, Kosztovics says I should not stop her or even ignore her.
'Just look at her and smile,' she says"
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:52, Share, Reply)
"If I see my daughter playing with her vagina, Kosztovics says I should not stop her or even ignore her.
'Just look at her and smile,' she says"
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:52, Share, Reply)
Maybe it's one for QOTW, but a friend's 6 year old daughter once asked her "mummy, why do you have ham in your pinkle?"
From which we can only conclude that it must look like a badly packed kebab down there.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24, Share, Reply)
From which we can only conclude that it must look like a badly packed kebab down there.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24, Share, Reply)
Hahaha,
Sounds like an excellent end to an even better night!
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, Share, Reply)
Sounds like an excellent end to an even better night!
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, Share, Reply)
Iamokayandonlyhadafewdrinlkefajeokfzedmroooooh I don't feel so good.
I love you!
"Hugs" then "barfs down back of collar"
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:09, Share, Reply)
I love you!
"Hugs" then "barfs down back of collar"
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:09, Share, Reply)
Or a beautifully packed kebab
what is wrong with you internet Kebab haters?!
As if anyone here has ever been handed a kebab and refused it on the grounds of it not being presented well enough.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:36, Share, Reply)
what is wrong with you internet Kebab haters?!
As if anyone here has ever been handed a kebab and refused it on the grounds of it not being presented well enough.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:36, Share, Reply)
<insert dangling modifier joke here>
©kitaro's multilayer pun company, 2015. :)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:04, Share, Reply)
©kitaro's multilayer pun company, 2015. :)
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Feminists complaining that theirs smells of freshly cut roses
Without any third party or double blind test evidence.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, Share, Reply)
Without any third party or double blind test evidence.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, Share, Reply)
I thought they were scared of the shark....but if you say so
you made it after all
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:17, Share, Reply)
you made it after all
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:17, Share, Reply)
Its actually the skin suit pelt of the last person who challenged him.
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how a 14 inch drill bit destroyed an island
catastrophic failure!!!!!!!!!!
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:02, Share, Reply)
catastrophic failure!!!!!!!!!!
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I can't believe I watched that. Actually amazing stuff.
The old toothless man who escaped, just barely. Buys his fish now.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:11, Share, Reply)
The old toothless man who escaped, just barely. Buys his fish now.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:11, Share, Reply)
Sorry - I used your word.
You can have my word though - 'Apodyopsis'
giggles
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:20, Share, Reply)
You can have my word though - 'Apodyopsis'
giggles
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:20, Share, Reply)
I'm sure that if they had used modern fracking techniques, it would have turned out fine.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:48, Share, Reply)
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Its ok they now use the underground salt domes for storing natural gas.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:29, Share, Reply)
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Its nice that Stephen hawking is branching out into more voice over work
=)
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=)
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If only they all had hard shells.
Texas bloke shoots himself in the face with bullet ricocheting of an armadillo.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:37, Share, Reply)
Texas bloke shoots himself in the face with bullet ricocheting of an armadillo.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:37, Share, Reply)
Coventry Cathedral voted UK's third most defining landmark
Shove that up your big man fannies ,Coventry haterz.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:46, Share, Reply)
Shove that up your big man fannies ,Coventry haterz.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:46, Share, Reply)
i thought you of all people would know
that the outcome of votes are more often than not utter shite.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:59, Share, Reply)
that the outcome of votes are more often than not utter shite.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:59, Share, Reply)
Do you mean the General Election?
Or the fact that that Tories appear to have rigged the Labour leadership election?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:25, Share, Reply)
Or the fact that that Tories appear to have rigged the Labour leadership election?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:25, Share, Reply)
You mean Labour wouldn't naturally elect a socialist leader?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:24, Share, Reply)
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Labour ceased to be a socialist party
When they dropped clause IV. Politics 101.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:35, Share, Reply)
When they dropped clause IV. Politics 101.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:35, Share, Reply)
You might want to mention that to your members
when you get elected.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:37, Share, Reply)
when you get elected.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:37, Share, Reply)
http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/50-reasons-stay-away-coventry-9519369
Halfway down that article
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:01, Share, Reply)
Halfway down that article
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:01, Share, Reply)
Well, we wouldn't want a bunch of 'Scumdon' types making their way up here and ruining the ambiance.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:17, Share, Reply)
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Still up there with the Eden project and the Angel of the North.
*smugs*
I'll be having a ,piss up it later on, how is that for cultural reality?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:19, Share, Reply)
*smugs*
I'll be having a ,piss up it later on, how is that for cultural reality?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:19, Share, Reply)
Yeah, 'cos, as a forreigner when I think of Britain
I always think of the Eden project, the angel of the north and Coventry cathedral; rather than red postboxes, Elizabeth tower and Stonehenge.
Who actually voted for those?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:42, Share, Reply)
I always think of the Eden project, the angel of the north and Coventry cathedral; rather than red postboxes, Elizabeth tower and Stonehenge.
Who actually voted for those?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:42, Share, Reply)
Elizabeth Tower?
We all still call it Big Ben you silly forrin. That's a name change that'll never catch on.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:55, Share, Reply)
We all still call it Big Ben you silly forrin. That's a name change that'll never catch on.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:55, Share, Reply)
Oh shit, I agree with wossisname.
Talk to anyone around here about the Brighton Pier, they'll ask you "Which one?" even though the name officially changed fifteen years ago.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:24, Share, Reply)
Talk to anyone around here about the Brighton Pier, they'll ask you "Which one?" even though the name officially changed fifteen years ago.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:24, Share, Reply)
Despite two distinctly dodgy fires and countless storms
the West Pier is unaccountably still standing. Sort of.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:33, Share, Reply)
the West Pier is unaccountably still standing. Sort of.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:33, Share, Reply)
No doubt, it is the best thing about Coventry (the only place North of Watford I've been to where people weren't all that friendly, can't say I blame them)
plus TANGERINE DREAM
(sorry about the size, the dog ate my glasses so I'm now legally blind)
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:40, Share, Reply)
plus TANGERINE DREAM
(sorry about the size, the dog ate my glasses so I'm now legally blind)
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:40, Share, Reply)
Yeah blame the dog
I had to ask NASA to flip the Hubble over and make it smaller. ;)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:26, Share, Reply)
I had to ask NASA to flip the Hubble over and make it smaller. ;)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:26, Share, Reply)
By randomly flapping my hands o nthe keyboard, I have managed to fix it.
(That's 17 hours I'll never get back)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:44, Share, Reply)
(That's 17 hours I'll never get back)
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:44, Share, Reply)
never get tired of this.
I tell them all just to ask for 'Pepsi', and take whatever alternative is offered.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:32, Share, Reply)
I tell them all just to ask for 'Pepsi', and take whatever alternative is offered.
( , Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:32, Share, Reply)
That reminds me of a design prof who would anal-ize the stresses.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:07, Share, Reply)
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First the massive 74c heat wave and now this?
Allah must be royally pissed off with them for signing that nuclear agreement.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:32, Share, Reply)
Allah must be royally pissed off with them for signing that nuclear agreement.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:32, Share, Reply)
Still trying to market your shit blog to the wrong people, eh?
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:38, Share, Reply)
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I don't think anyone else has ever
had the idea of pretending as if the Empire was the goodies.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:38, Share, Reply)
had the idea of pretending as if the Empire was the goodies.
( , Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:38, Share, Reply)
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