Fuck!!
(SpinIts a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:42,
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well, the corpse is probably still warm
if that's your thing.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:44,
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Bit perverted mate!
(Frogbeat, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:50,
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Dont knock it till you tried it.
(SpinIts a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22,
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eww
on the plus side, once rigger mortis kicks in, at least it should tighten her up a little.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52,
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Well
Rectal sphincters sometimes open wide... ... and the tissue decay means there's a lot of internal pressure.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54,
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you had me at rectal sphincters!
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:56,
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Up the Garry Glitter and all sorts.
(SpinIts a thing., Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22,
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I Wonder if she knew the date of her death or whether she was blind to it?
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:46,
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was she hit by a lorra lorry?
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:57,
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Alas, the flame-plumed Liverbird shall sing no more. Her voice, nails on a chalkboard Her teeth, the tombstones that now surround her. An untimely passing that makes us wonder "What's it all about, Alfie?" But anyone who had a heart will remember you, without even a recap from Graham. And yay, we shall all buy a hat.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:28,
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Didn't she shag a Beatle(s)? I should've mentioned
that.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30,
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What a lovely epitaph
With the media only interested in what people can write in 140 characters or less, it is nice to read a well thought out tribute that isn't impeded by having an artificial restriction put on it. Nice work. All I can add is RIP in peace.
(Jeffrey44(User was banned for this post), Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:10,
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That has been his excuse every time since Windows 98.
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57,
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I like how he is refusing to turn it back on
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57,
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'That'll learn it'
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:45,
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I'm surprised he hasn't shot it
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:13,
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well, there's a lesson in there for all of us
(macroscian(1 like), Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:59,
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Only amateurs save their porn in My Pictures.
The rest of us save it in a folder on the desktop.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:09,
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I keep some in an empty Ricicles box behind the video.
The good stuff is laminated and displayed around the sex cage in the black room.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:32,
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Amateur
Printed in BW on old newspapers, randomly stuck to walls but with 100% coverage (don't forget the windows, all 10 of them) The trick is to articulately rip off pieces of the second layer when it's half dry.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:00,
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Fucking idiot.
Too stupid to use a computer, yet probably has a driving licence and is entitled to vote in a general election.
(Bob the Builderkilled Captain Alex, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04,
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The american way!
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:10,
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Haha!!
excellent, my uncles computer updated yesterday too, I wouldn't put it past him to put porn in "my pictures". Apparently he doesn't need to worry about IT security / stupidity.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:30,
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Have to call fake on this, by default the slideshow screensaver is not selected. So for him to leave it updating and not changing to that screensaver it did not happen.
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30,
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I have yet to update to 10
but they might be referring to the live view tile for pictures rather than a slideshow
(A Rory Borealishere under duress, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:07,
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If so I will still call fake.
(Oswald Mosley(((triggering))) right wing cunts on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:00,
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We are closer in size to something that is infinite than to something that is measurable?
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:44,
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I'm guessing they mean the obserable universe.
It doesn't make it any less amazing. I was amazed to find out that not only is a molecule of water far far smaller than I ever imagined, the hydrogen bonds between water molecules have a duration of around 10^-10 seconds. That's fucking insane.
(The Awful Puppy Bakeryis still bored, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 3:14,
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Interesting stuff. According to Wikipedia:
"at present the entire universe's size is at least 3x1023 times larger than the size of the observable universe. There are also lower estimates claiming that the entire universe is in excess of 250 times larger than the observable universe." Some range of opinion there!
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:59,
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Jesus says otherwise.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:24,
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Been checking the New Testament...
... can't find where he says "otherwise"... Did that word even exist in 50AC?
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:57,
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Well that's you off to hell then.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:11,
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"Glee"
It's full of prostitutes and massive drugs!
You ungodly devil!
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:50,
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Spoiler:
They all die - except one.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52,
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Well it's all these barbies.
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:07,
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Sweden invents a word for fanny "If I see my daughter playing with her vagina, Kosztovics says I should not stop her or even ignore her.
'Just look at her and smile,' she says"
(Bob the Builderkilled Captain Alex, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:52,
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Maybe it's one for QOTW, but a friend's 6 year old daughter once asked her "mummy, why do you have ham in your pinkle?"
From which we can only conclude that it must look like a badly packed kebab down there.
(da5id<YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24,
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*Spits coffee over screen*
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:44,
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Hahaha,
Sounds like an excellent end to an even better night!
(JimbuktuSee? Right here, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54,
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Iamokayandonlyhadafewdrinlkefajeokfzedmroooooh I don't feel so good.
I love you!
"Hugs" then "barfs down back of collar"
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:09,
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Or a beautifully packed kebab
what is wrong with you internet Kebab haters?!
As if anyone here has ever been handed a kebab and refused it on the grounds of it not being presented well enough.
(gaijintendoRegular Member, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:36,
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Volvo?
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:21,
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What was wrong with "stench trench"?
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:28,
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Feminists complaining that theirs smells of freshly cut roses
Without any third party or double blind test evidence.
(smellysamlyingcableSeaman on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNd007TqLg
(PhosphorBurnedEyesSwastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 7:33,
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Harsh!
:-D
(GforGermanylooks like some sort of retaining plunger, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:49,
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I can't believe I watched that. Actually amazing stuff.
The old toothless man who escaped, just barely. Buys his fish now.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:11,
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Amazing
just how finely balanced our world is.
(TheSundaeLunchI'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:07,
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Sorry - I used your word.
You can have my word though - 'Apodyopsis' giggles
(zacherynuk@echo off, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:20,
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Amazing
Nice link
(zacherynuk@echo off, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:17,
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I'm sure that if they had used modern fracking techniques, it would have turned out fine.
(MyFrontFellOff; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:48,
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Its ok they now use the underground salt domes for storing natural gas.
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:29,
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Next up:
How my 14 inch drill bit got stuck...
(CockBANNED from /talk, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:48,
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Its nice that Stephen hawking is branching out into more voice over work
=)
(ivesbHighly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:58,
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That's a peninsular not an Island!
(Rebel biscuitstercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:21,
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you're a penisualar!
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:23,
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wow
that's insane! Talk about a bad day at work.
(Firkinfeduplast shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:27,
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If only they all had hard shells.
Texas bloke shoots himself in the face with bullet ricocheting of an armadillo.
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:37,
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Karmadillo.
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:33,
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I've bought people a drink for worst puns than that
bravo
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:42,
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Cheers! *sips* Tastes a bit odd...
*thud*
(JimbotfuBummed in the gob again, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:52,
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i thought you of all people would know
that the outcome of votes are more often than not utter shite.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:59,
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Vis-à-vis the Tory election.
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:18,
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Do you mean the General Election?
Or the fact that that Tories appear to have rigged the Labour leadership election?
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:25,
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Tin foil hat anyone?
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:05,
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You mean Labour wouldn't naturally elect a socialist leader?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:24,
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Labour ceased to be a socialist party
When they dropped clause IV. Politics 101.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:35,
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You might want to mention that to your members
when you get elected.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:37,
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They know,
that's why I'm gonna win.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:23,
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http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/50-reasons-stay-away-coventry-9519369
Halfway down that article
(Fray Brentos*mega-belms*, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:01,
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Well, we wouldn't want a bunch of 'Scumdon' types making their way up here and ruining the ambiance.
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:17,
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Shame about the fantastically ugly photo of it
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:12,
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Still up there with the Eden project and the Angel of the North.
*smugs* I'll be having a ,piss up it later on, how is that for cultural reality?
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:19,
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Yeah, 'cos, as a forreigner when I think of Britain
I always think of the Eden project, the angel of the north and Coventry cathedral; rather than red postboxes, Elizabeth tower and Stonehenge. Who actually voted for those?
(Tuskknows where you live, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:42,
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Elizabeth Tower?
We all still call it Big Ben you silly forrin. That's a name change that'll never catch on.
(PrufrockLucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:55,
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Oh shit, I agree with wossisname.
Talk to anyone around here about the Brighton Pier, they'll ask you "Which one?" even though the name officially changed fifteen years ago.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:24,
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Didn't the other one fall into the sea?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:56,
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Despite two distinctly dodgy fires and countless storms
the West Pier is unaccountably still standing. Sort of.
(wheresthefishPartly filled with wrong, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:33,
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really?.....really?
really?
(Marxist PigBetter Red Than Smeg, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:41,
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No doubt, it is the best thing about Coventry (the only place North of Watford I've been to where people weren't all that friendly, can't say I blame them)
plus TANGERINE DREAM
(sorry about the size, the dog ate my glasses so I'm now legally blind)
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:40,
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Ha! Yes I remember them playing there.
Obvs not there
(SpinIts a thing., Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:14,
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Yeah blame the dog
I had to ask NASA to flip the Hubble over and make it smaller. ;)
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:26,
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By randomly flapping my hands o nthe keyboard, I have managed to fix it.
(That's 17 hours I'll never get back)
(fred zeppelinII: Electric Boogaloo, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:44,
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never get tired of this.
I tell them all just to ask for 'Pepsi', and take whatever alternative is offered.
(FartThroughAWalkieTalkiewished you were dead in ditch on, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:32,
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That reminds me of a design prof who would anal-ize the stresses.
(cowcatBituminous squeegee, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:07,
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2... 2... 2... 2... 2...
(artifusis doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:17,
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oh I love the forrins
(CysticSpazzGlandhas just puwked on your mum, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:23,
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Clearly the work of aliens
(FadgebadgerSweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:34,
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First the massive 74c heat wave and now this?
Allah must be royally pissed off with them for signing that nuclear agreement.
(CerebusSticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:32,
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What hit Iran?
Did I miss something?
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:25,
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i think it was the 21th century that hit them
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:31,
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OOOhhh
Tough break. The 21st century sucks.
(evil_andyStick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:48,
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