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This is a link post well that's come as a surprise surprise
Cilla's dead
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck!!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, the corpse is probably still warm
if that's your thing.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit perverted mate!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dont knock it till you tried it.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post eww
on the plus side, once rigger mortis kicks in, at least it should tighten her up a little.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
Rectal sphincters sometimes open wide...
... and the tissue decay means there's a lot of internal pressure.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post you had me at rectal sphincters!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not "at"
But "up the".
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up the Garry Glitter and all sorts.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I Wonder if she knew the date of her death or whether she was blind to it?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post was she hit by a lorra lorry?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Alas, the flame-plumed Liverbird shall sing no more.
Her voice, nails on a chalkboard
Her teeth, the tombstones that now surround her.
An untimely passing that makes us wonder "What's it all about, Alfie?"
But anyone who had a heart will remember you, without even a recap from Graham.
And yay, we shall all buy a hat.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't she shag a Beatle(s)? I should've mentioned
that.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a lovely epitaph
With the media only interested in what people can write in 140 characters or less, it is nice to read a well thought out tribute that isn't impeded by having an artificial restriction put on it. Nice work. All I can add is RIP in peace.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post An untimely passing?
She was 72.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No I think it means she was on the shitter when she popped it

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thia wins the internet today
https://twitter.com/mrlizard13/status/627810097738194944
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no
A scouse has died. We'll never hear the end of it.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't her fault though
Never fucking is
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Spot the Audi driver

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Man updates to Windows 10
Leaves it over night to install. Wakes up to porn.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has been his excuse every time since Windows 98.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like how he is refusing to turn it back on

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'That'll learn it'

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm surprised he hasn't shot it

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post well, there's a lesson in there for all of us

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only amateurs save their porn in My Pictures.
The rest of us save it in a folder on the desktop.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I keep some in an empty Ricicles box behind the video.
The good stuff is laminated and displayed around the sex cage in the black room.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amateur
Printed in BW on old newspapers, randomly stuck to walls but with 100% coverage (don't forget the windows, all 10 of them)
The trick is to articulately rip off pieces of the second layer when it's half dry.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking idiot.
Too stupid to use a computer, yet probably has a driving licence and is entitled to vote in a general election.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The american way!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!!
excellent, my uncles computer updated yesterday too, I wouldn't put it past him to put porn in "my pictures". Apparently he doesn't need to worry about IT security / stupidity.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Have to call fake on this, by default the slideshow screensaver is not selected.
So for him to leave it updating and not changing to that screensaver it did not happen.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have yet to update to 10
but they might be referring to the live view tile for pictures rather than a slideshow
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If so I will still call fake.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:00, , Reply)
This is a link post The evocative smell of audiobooks isn't what it used to be I made this!
A nostalgic instrumental piece featuring a friend on guitar
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Mad bastard did another video
This one made oi laarff
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can tell from the preview pic that this one's going to hurt

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post That put some sweat on his face, must have been a bad 'un.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post When you say mad bastard
I thought you meant this one:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVzn1pl4nlo (gc says no...)
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a link post We are closer in size to the size of the universe
as opposed to the size of an atom
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post We are closer in size to something that is infinite than to something that is measurable?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing they mean the obserable universe.
It doesn't make it any less amazing. I was amazed to find out that not only is a molecule of water far far smaller than I ever imagined, the hydrogen bonds between water molecules have a duration of around 10^-10 seconds. That's fucking insane.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 3:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting stuff. According to Wikipedia:
"at present the entire universe's size is at least 3x1023 times larger than the size of the observable universe. There are also lower estimates claiming that the entire universe is in excess of 250 times larger than the observable universe."
Some range of opinion there!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus says otherwise.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Been checking the New Testament...
... can't find where he says "otherwise"...
Did that word even exist in 50AC?
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's you off to hell then.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Glee"
It's full of prostitutes and massive drugs!

A bit like a Tory Party party.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Mark+2:21&version=NIV
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You actually searched...
...how depressing.

I'm watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHNIUJOzmk
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post You ungodly devil!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Spoiler:
They all die - except one.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well it's all these barbies.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Sweden invents a word for fanny
"If I see my daughter playing with her vagina, Kosztovics says I should not stop her or even ignore her.

'Just look at her and smile,' she says"

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe it's one for QOTW, but a friend's 6 year old daughter once asked her "mummy, why do you have ham in your pinkle?"
From which we can only conclude that it must look like a badly packed kebab down there.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Spits coffee over screen*

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Regurgitates Kebab over keyboard"

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha,
Sounds like an excellent end to an even better night!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Iamokayandonlyhadafewdrinlkefajeokfzedmroooooh I don't feel so good.
I love you!

"Hugs" then "barfs down back of collar"
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or a beautifully packed kebab
what is wrong with you internet Kebab haters?!

As if anyone here has ever been handed a kebab and refused it on the grounds of it not being presented well enough.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post <insert dangling modifier joke here>
©kitaro's multilayer pun company, 2015. :)
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Volvo?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post What was wrong with "stench trench"?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Feminists complaining that theirs smells of freshly cut roses
Without any third party or double blind test evidence.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJNd007TqLg

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 7:33, , Reply)
This is a link post GO AFRICA I made this!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post HA ha, Outstanding in every way

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post cheers fred

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post and zero lions shot. well done

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor cecil
although 3 lions are drowning in one shot
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought they were scared of the shark....but if you say so
you made it after all
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post said the racist
in the white outfit
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its actually the skin suit pelt of the last person who challenged him.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me likey. Me clicky. Oongowa.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post nkomo!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha!
This is great. Bit too short though.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a link post how a 14 inch drill bit destroyed an island
catastrophic failure!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harsh!
:-D
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe I watched that. Actually amazing stuff.
The old toothless man who escaped, just barely. Buys his fish now.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good grief
Live and learn
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
just how finely balanced our world is.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry - I used your word.
You can have my word though - 'Apodyopsis'
giggles
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing
Nice link
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure that if they had used modern fracking techniques, it would have turned out fine.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its ok they now use the underground salt domes for storing natural gas.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next up:
How my 14 inch drill bit got stuck...
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up something salty?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its nice that Stephen hawking is branching out into more voice over work
=)
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This is a normal post That's a peninsular not an Island!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're a penisualar!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow
that's insane! Talk about a bad day at work.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a link post If only they all had hard shells.
Texas bloke shoots himself in the face with bullet ricocheting of an armadillo.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Karmadillo.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've bought people a drink for worst puns than that
bravo
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers! *sips* Tastes a bit odd...
*thud*
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post *applauds*

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post CANDLES!
happy joy
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post dancles!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy Candle Day

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Danglez!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post \0/

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post This guy....

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post LIKE !
extra points for the seamhorse :)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is astounding

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is spectacular

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking Hell!
That is fantastic!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is super good!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite splendid.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top cool

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 4:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this!
I like this!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 8:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Coventry Cathedral voted UK's third most defining landmark
Shove that up your big man fannies ,Coventry haterz.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought you of all people would know
that the outcome of votes are more often than not utter shite.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Vis-à-vis the Tory election.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Do you mean the General Election?
Or the fact that that Tories appear to have rigged the Labour leadership election?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tin foil hat anyone?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean Labour wouldn't naturally elect a socialist leader?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Labour ceased to be a socialist party
When they dropped clause IV. Politics 101.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You might want to mention that to your members
when you get elected.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post They know,
that's why I'm gonna win.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 1:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/50-reasons-stay-away-coventry-9519369
Halfway down that article
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, we wouldn't want a bunch of 'Scumdon' types making their way up here and ruining the ambiance.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame about the fantastically ugly photo of it

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still up there with the Eden project and the Angel of the North.
*smugs*
I'll be having a ,piss up it later on, how is that for cultural reality?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, 'cos, as a forreigner when I think of Britain
I always think of the Eden project, the angel of the north and Coventry cathedral; rather than red postboxes, Elizabeth tower and Stonehenge.
Who actually voted for those?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Elizabeth Tower?
We all still call it Big Ben you silly forrin. That's a name change that'll never catch on.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, I agree with wossisname.
Talk to anyone around here about the Brighton Pier, they'll ask you "Which one?" even though the name officially changed fifteen years ago.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Didn't the other one fall into the sea?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Despite two distinctly dodgy fires and countless storms
the West Pier is unaccountably still standing. Sort of.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post really?.....really?
really?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post No doubt, it is the best thing about Coventry (the only place North of Watford I've been to where people weren't all that friendly, can't say I blame them)
plus TANGERINE DREAM


(sorry about the size, the dog ate my glasses so I'm now legally blind)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Yes I remember them playing there.
Obvs not there
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah blame the dog
I had to ask NASA to flip the Hubble over and make it smaller. ;)
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post By randomly flapping my hands o nthe keyboard, I have managed to fix it.
(That's 17 hours I'll never get back)
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a link post This woman loves the coke.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha! Ace!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post never get tired of this.
I tell them all just to ask for 'Pepsi', and take whatever alternative is offered.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me of a design prof who would anal-ize the stresses.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2... 2... 2... 2... 2...

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This is a normal post oh I love the forrins

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 0:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post GC
Grass Coke
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post The biggest load of cock'o'glass really.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Dentist shot by Tiger

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a link post meteor
is this what hit Iran?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly the work of aliens

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post First the massive 74c heat wave and now this?
Allah must be royally pissed off with them for signing that nuclear agreement.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What hit Iran?
Did I miss something?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post i think it was the 21th century that hit them

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOOhhh
Tough break. The 21st century sucks.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:48, , Reply)
This is a link post The destruction of Alderaan was deserved I made this!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still trying to market your shit blog to the wrong people, eh?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hate you and your crappy blog.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post psst, its just a kids movie, its not real

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is shit.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think anyone else has ever
had the idea of pretending as if the Empire was the goodies.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:38, , Reply)

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