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This is a link post BBC3 Bodyhack
Who wouldn't get an upgrade if they were an amputee?
At the very least I'd have black glitter prosthesis with a high gloss finish.
(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Happy candle day!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why thank you kindly.

(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a lot of candles to shove in your Virginia!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post She will be pleased!

(I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pro tip: non-lighted end first.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post vultures

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post ChewSpacca
more like!

amirite?
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post don't get it

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because you are sober
Go get a quart of something cheap like the other posters.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chewbacca covered in shit!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 21:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post wouldnt that be Phewbacca?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poobacca.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually very realistic
It looks exactly how I'd expect if Chewbacca got into a fight with a hotmelt glue gun and liquid latex, which is pretty much what happened.
To be fair it's a pretty good effort for a kid.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Chewbacca
the burn victim
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happened....
the day Chewie opened the front door and a dude threw acid in his face for hitting on his lass.
 (WinnieTheTurd, Wed 25 May 2016, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like a Wookie burns victim

(gijoel, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha he looks like a burn victim!

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 24 May 2016, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a link post First Contact
shows a lot of promise this geezer
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha I liked that

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Much better than I expected
Or at least, would have expected if I'd known what it was about. Which I didn't.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was...
hoping for more details about that insurance they mentioned.
 (WinnieTheTurd, Thu 26 May 2016, 2:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol
funny, but spoiled a little by use of 'kilograms'
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 23 May 2016, 19:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post But why?

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's one of them there Metric martyrs

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha.
Muchos LoLlos.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that!

(TSLunch, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha
Well done vid that
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a link post How about some Bev 'n' Bob?
Go on, at least stick it out till 2:25
(felixcoen, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is that what they call "dogging" in the UK?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's so popular in the UK
Centerparcs have setup Dogging Zones so the parents can join in some evening fun while the babysitter fiddles with their kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 21:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Portugal could use a service like that

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
Nicely
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hasn't the "double entendre makes host laugh" joke been run into the ground on this shit programme yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 24 May 2016, 8:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right
Knob gobbler. Bill Murray.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 24 May 2016, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Fine dining at its best

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post wowsers

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh my

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, with all the hipsters demanding expensive free range chicken at the same price, changes had to be made.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post On the bright side
They seem to be meeting fire regulations quite well.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just because they installed a rat size fireman's pole?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post You would love a fireman's pole
You dirty fecker!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see a family sticking together

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's not all bad. Rats will eat scraps and left over food reducing the waste of the restaurant.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post when pixar do it it's adorable
but when I do it as a restaurant owner apparently its disgusting... double standards.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^
Classic Daily Mail type comment
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always trying to keep a brother down

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post those rats are fresh!

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well
at least you know the meat in your curry will be fresh, eh?
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post UB40 will do anything to promote their back catalogue

(Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! And they were careful not to choose an Ian Campbell sung tune.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Portrait mode strangely fitting....

(m.auron, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like rats up a drainpipe

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post A lesser-known hit by The Members
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyH_LGs9Tso
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a link post The Present
Delightful short animation.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post good idea
time to get legless.
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What will we do with a legless poster?
What will we do with a legless poster?
Woody ain't hardening!

Wait, hey and up it rises,
Wait, hey and up it rises,
...
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're Paul McCartney
AICMFP
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does the crutch stand up?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:36, , Reply)
This is a link post True story of sourcing generators for airborne WW2 radar
is straight out of a Biggles book
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post We did have a rather spiffing lunch
but got a tad lost on the way home. Algie managed to get the crate down and we picked up a jolly fine bird for dinner. Then we showed those bally Bosh what for.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it was the excellent lunch in the Managing Director's dining room that made them late
rather than the calculations
 (I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Tue 24 May 2016, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Top hole
Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper's and caught his can in the Bertie.
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP Leslie Nielsen :(

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of teh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post He died fucking ages ago
2010 to be precise.
 (I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bullshit is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy down my list
of things to fuck.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are not David Truscott
AICMFP

www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.b3ta.com/links/1383493
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 May 2016, 1:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2016 is a terrible year rip leslie

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post who next?
Tony Hart?
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Princess Diana?

(I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Tue 24 May 2016, 11:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Charlemagne
4eva in are hartz
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 24 May 2016, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can't stop dying

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck you 2016
fuck you
 (I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the worst millennium
for celebrity deaths ever.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh no, i loved him in police cops

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not even in my top ten celebrity deaths

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post was he driving that plane?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or pulling it?
www.fine-tools.com/takakatsu.html
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley it cant be true

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post wtf
I thought he died a few years ago!!
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have heard of "rebirth"?
Well, this is "redeath". A new trend where famous people die multiple time for PR purposes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually yes
I remember something about Charlton Heston ages ago. Seriously did think he was dead though.
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post He even made film about comming back - I think.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post trying to recall if I watched him in anything nice

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 23 May 2016, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was Danny DeVito, easy mistake to make

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post i thought it was Arnold schwarzenigger in that and Danny Devito was in I now what you did next thursday.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 24 May 2016, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Forbidden Planet

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 24 May 2016, 6:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post He died fucking years ago.
The date on the article is 2010, ffs. This is still the third time I've seen this posted somewhere recently, mind.
 (Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liar.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a link post What a weekend !!
Car Seat Headrest - "Vincent"
(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that. Cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
not a fan of the tune but the bass player earned his keep.
 (cescpistol, Tue 24 May 2016, 0:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Vitalic, something about fitness and fat people.
And E's.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post vitalic is batshit mental
I have one of his albums somewhere

chicken lady is another one spaz mental
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:11, , Reply)
This is a link post shark film
gc?
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post 127 hours on a wet rock
Also out soon "When Hogwarts cleaners went on strike - The Movie" www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38r-SAnTWM
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon it could be ok
... wtf? do we really need another beauty and the beast film? *pukes
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Disney haven't done anything good since Steamboat Willy.
Always the same scenario, just a change of characters and/or environment.
"I hope no one will notice"
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks a lot, David Geffen.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post ANd let me tell you about Mermaid Princeses with swell tits
Forget them.
No pelvis, lady bits with scales and no bloody access.
Fucking waste of time.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a DomSez film review.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
He stalks single women driving cars.
Films it.
Comments his filming.

Frankly, as shit as that is, it sure would be a good start to a police/horror flic.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking a mermaid is like managing a football team
Best to aim for a top half finish
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 May 2016, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah but fucking a mermaid would be interesting.
They'd have a cloaca, so it would be like taking them up the wrong-un at the same time as the nipsy.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cinderella - Mother Dead
Beauty and the Beast - Mother Dead
Snow White - Mother Dead
Aladin - Mother Dead
Little Mermaid - Mother Dead
Bambi - Mother Dead
Finding Nemo - Mother Dead

Why do they hate mothers so much!
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Freudian
That probably makes them all arseholes.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post most people don't know this
but Freud's mother was actually really amazingly hot
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post FMIWF

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 17:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post no way
https://youtu.be/wbAF1EExpek?t=1m31s
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Mon 23 May 2016, 16:19, , Reply)
This is a link post Camel tears off owner's head
after being tied up in the heat all day
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was one pissed off animal
"It took 25 villagers and six hours to calm the animal down
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post one of those 150 man-hour projects

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post HR will be pissed

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Took the hump at something.

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Mon 23 May 2016, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno if it's the same story embellished by bullshitters but here's video of one throwing a bloke:
[Edit]:Never mind. You can search YouTube yourself if you want to see it. Turns out the guy survives the throw, but closer inspecton reveals him starting out slitting the throat of the tied-up camel. Nasty.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "...the Times of India reported."
reported
made up
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:16, , Reply)
This is a link post see, my, vest
a modern day classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Ya What Skiddlyboop, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Star Trek Beyond/Star Trek 3
Great mash up of Start Trek Beyond trailer with footage from Star Trek 3!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor Will
everyone firing at him the whole time.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed
b3ta.com/board/10680204
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same guy did this aswel!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg6Sj8-b2w8
 (I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Woman on the verge of a panic attack.

(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Roll on virtual reality shopping

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It needs a panic button
to realize kittens playing on the lawn. I think restricting swinging combative arms might be unpleasant for both the participant and the person trying to help. Well, no bruises this time, apparently.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Mon 23 May 2016, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't think that would work
they seem to be incapable of just closing their eyes to it, let alone pressing a button.
Maybe a safe-word, such as "Yeeeeeeeek! Arrrrgh! Eeeeeek!"
 (I helped save b3ta! ferret -> twitter.com/syfyautocorrect <-, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right,
but I was thinking of it more for the person not wearing blinkers, who seems already to have a supervisory job.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Tue 24 May 2016, 4:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post of course
she could just close her eyes.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 23 May 2016, 15:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post she sounds a bit like R2D2 at 0:18

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 23 May 2016, 15:53, , Reply)
This is a link post Barry Owl Tweets NSFW
Insouciantly puerile, but strangely mesmerising...


Not sure if NSFW or not, so ticking just in case.
 (ccc, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's bizarrely wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see a poo and vomit theme developing
This is relevant to my interests
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post as is
#TheLiquidiestBlowOffInTheWorld
 (ccc, Mon 23 May 2016, 11:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post might be funny
if it wasnt the same "ate too mcnug and shat myself/puked" gag over and over again
 (I helped save b3ta! Reme Philips laid an epic dump on, Mon 23 May 2016, 20:56, , Reply)
This is a link post For all your river pebble sorting needs
Jller is part of an ongoing research project in the fields of industrial automation and historical geology. It is an apparatus, that sorts pebbles from a specific river by their geologic age. The stones were taken from the stream bed of the German river Jller, shortly before it merges with the Danube, close to the city of Ulm. The machine and its performance is the first manifestation of this research.
A set of pebbles from the Jller are placed on the 2x4 meter platform of the machine, which automatically analyzes the stones in order to then sort them. The sorting process happens in two steps: Intermediate, pre-sorted patterns are formed first, to make space for the final, ordered alignment of stones, defined by type and age. Starting from an arbitrary set of stones, this process renders the inherent history of the river visible.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post and any way that one 3rd row from the back just to left of the brown one is in the wrong place
but what about the stones inevertibaly thrown in by kids adults nazis on holiday or ballast from barges run off from roads or spoil from trenches and shallow graves fossilised mud etc
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post But it does the work of half a dozen autistic toddlers!
Also, intermediate sorting stage looks like a fish
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 23 May 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will never look at a river pebble in the same light again

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 May 2016, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's something musical about all that
There's some lovely sounds, tones and overtones... quite melancholic and haunting.

Almost as if the machine is pondering on the futility of existence... let's face it, being made just to sort stones wouldget anyone down.
 (I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 23 May 2016, 13:53, , Reply)
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the sound more than anything was striking --
very eeire
 (whosebooze, Mon 23 May 2016, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a link post The Virus Song I made this!
Morning, campers! Here is the latest song from a series of campfire songs about The Internets produced in conjunction with Koit. This one is about viruses/malware. Don't try to read all of the text in the first sitting: you may hurt your brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 23 May 2016, 9:51, , Reply)

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