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This is a link post Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea. I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a link post good summary of recent events

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a patronising load of old shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post i dont think it's patronising as it explicitly and repeatedly calls them all thick
I'd go with sneering
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post The trouble is, most people seem to be so dumb, that even now, they still haven't quite fathomed how fucked we are
Fair enough, most people never studied economics, but in simple terms - we've just closed down our financial services industry. An industry that provides 18% of our GDP.

Even if we actually did save £350M a week, that doesn't even come close to covering the difference.

The thing that winds me up is that there will be people wringing their hands thinking that they've done the world a favour by sticking it to the 'wanker bankers', when all they've done is forced them to move back into other European countries who will enjoy the huge amounts of tax that they pay (regardless of whether you think it's a 'fair' amount).
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 0:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we could you know, start making stuff again and exporting it round the world?
In hindsight maybe it wasn't the best thing in the world to concentrate our countries wealth creation in the city and trust it to a bunch of professional gamblers pissing in their own pool.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win if you lose and lose if you win.
Know what I mean guv?
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brexshit innit?

(I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a link post SAVAGES, IDIOTS!!!
FUCKING LEAVERS
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post BoJo 4 Prez.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:02, , Reply)
This is a link post George Carlin summarising the leave campaign and voters NSFW
in my opinion, at least...
NSFW for swears
(emptyspace, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stanhope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_iBOEDb7PM
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a link post Democracy wins!

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:56, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Hilarious but fake.Apparently it's his sister playig a character.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:30, , Reply)
This is a link post How much power is too much?
The answer turns out to be about 2500hp.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That was worth a watch.

Ta
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post do people really care about bad language on TV anymore?

(I helped save b3ta! JamTallons, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 8:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's only one way to find out, Harvey.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post To the Batmobile!

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kay Burley live on air and passers-by are calling someone else a cunt
I think that gives you some idea of the scale of this crisis
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - comment of the week

(I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Say what you like about the guy
He's just shown you an absolute masterclass on political manoeuvring. Beneath the bumbling surface he's a really shrewd operator and even after he was London's mayor for so long I think people are only just noticing that.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sure it was a masterclass when he clearly expected the vote to go the other way

(I helped save b3ta! rofl harris, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This ^^^
He expected to lose, narrowly and then take over from Cameron in a years time. He now faces a situation were he has to deliver all the bollocks he promised during the campaign. Should be amusing when Cornwall, the North East and Wales realise that the money he guaranteed they would still get doesn't appear. Yay for democracy!
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:42, , Reply)
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So if he lost, he'd have got in. If he won, he'd have got in.

You're right he's a bit rubbish at this.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post The problem he now has is thus
If he had narrowly lost he wouldn't have to deliver all the bollocks they made up in the pub. He now does and that will not go down well with voters in 4 years time when a general election comes around and they have had time to realise it was all bollocks. A masterstroke indeed.
 (I helped save b3ta! slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boris is a cunt that's what he is
And as far as his "electorate" is concerned I'm not sure who's worse - the racists or the protest voters.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post You read it here first
The EU elite are shitting themselves as the contagion spreads.

Boris is the new PM

EU invite Boris over for a chat

"Sweeping changes" regarding immigration are put forward

Boris comes back saying this is a game changer so before implementing article 50 we will have another referendum

Everyone is happy again and the UK remains as the UK with the sweatys cursing their luck
 (Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this seems likely

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hopefully it wouldn't cost us another 100 million to do so.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It will cost a lot more if they don't

(Dr_Goats Stop staring at me, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been thinking this

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post just seen this, now I dont know what I want

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they be sent of in droves to die in the Sudan in their tens of thousands of illness and savages for the Khedivate of Egypt?
You know, like last time the UK was great and truly independent.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post When Boris said the result would not mean "pulling up the drawbridge"."
He assumes the hinge is on our side.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or that we don't have a can of fuel and a lighter handy
on the continent.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post he tossed a coin and lucked out
He hasnt got a clue what to do now - does anyone?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post A nice cup of tea would be a good start.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sadness in her eyes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post lol

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Jurgen Schmidhuber NSFW
dw that, but this guy has really interesting ideas in the other
fields /reading his papers now/ and awful personal site, that
must count for something.

sorry for tedx though
(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 1:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anyone who wears a hat indoors.
cannot be, and should not be, taken seriously.
 (I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's balding. Peculiar guy.
scholar.google.com/citations?user=gLnCTgIAAAAJ

With his ideas of simplicity you should expect his
personal site would be not redundant mess of self
referenting links, but that's not the case...
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Meanwhile in Japan, a Mazda with 4rotor, twin turbo, 1000Hp BREEPeBREEPeBREEPeBREEPe etc
Driven by a loon.

(Just to change the subject from the rats leaving a ship that just needs new curtains)
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 23:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I still can't fathom the appeal of 'drifting'

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 0:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's pointless "dancing with cars"
Going fast sideways.
The idea is showing absolute control not being 0.01 second faster per lap.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 6:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup.
In my day, it was called 'doing a skid'.

*Pipe*
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It looks silly from the outside
but it's great fun on the inside.

A bit like your mum
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post She flips to the side and makes a lot of noise?
Then has a smoke?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, it's the incredible noise while doing it.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read the tag line and thought to my self
That sounds like mad mikes car.

That s fucking savage!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 0:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post his brows lead quite an independent life

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 1:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gake!
This is not sponsored by Red Bull.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a link post Graphic Video of an Asian eating a live Dog. NSFW
Sickening!
 (Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shame that 404'd
I'm going to miss the official 'leave campaign' website.
 (WiggZ, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Try it this way
img.izismile.com//img/img9/20160624/1000/daily_gifdump_16.gif

IF YOU DARE!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post What does "500 Internal Server Error" mean?

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Errors starting with a 5 mean the problem is at their end. Ones with a 4 mean it's at your end.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a link post Think like an octopus.
Something to lighten the mood. (Polarised, but not coloured, light.)
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 20:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that
If only there was a button I could press to indicate as such.
 (An Inflatable Bearded Whumpus, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post huh

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 1:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh Cephalopod Week!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 9:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me posty an Old Boy link...
Dem suckers keep on sucking...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a link post A drop of Tism in your ear

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post The3 world needs more of this type of thing

(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sat 25 Jun 2016, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Greatest
artists Australia has ever produced. bar none.
 (Turgidtank willing to learn since, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 2:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utter nonsense

(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Visit Cornwall!
please...
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't it full of cockneys?

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't know about that but the security alarm at Hayle Asda is going off constantly.
Last day today, been ok and got to shout at a seagul.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post george?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dave?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, but your mum is!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 18:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tab Hunter @ 1min

(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post scrolled down to type just that!

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh fucking lol
I hope you both get tit cancer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 17:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I won't miss something I have not had in years
Pay frozen for years, rent up and up, Commuting by rail now £25 a day for a 30 mile journey etc
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 20:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post can you afford a day out at the London bash?

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post as a Pole it's a shame I didn't visit you while it lasted lol

(I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 1:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dude
You have 2 years to rinse the fuck out of us!
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Sat 25 Jun 2016, 8:32, , Reply)
This is a link post The cats
are on their own now
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Sun 26 Jun 2016, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post What else need be said today?

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think this needs to be said:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRJby3PCfbo
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking more along the lines of
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbmWs6Jf5dc
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 18:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Farrage get the fuck of the EU
And can't return that German wife of yours anymore.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCK YOU GERMANY
perhaps?
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Up yours Delors?

(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Hey U! This song is in E. EU? Get it? I made this!
What Murdoch says is right, I believe is wrong,
The news today is shite, I have made a song...
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is everyone forgetting this happened?
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/17/eu-referendum-the-times-the-sun-brexit
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post oh..
Maybe it says a lot about the people I work with that I saw half a dozen copies of the sun yesterday around the staff room with its Independance Day front page, but did not see The Times.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Southern belle touches snakes tail to determine if he's a good'un or a bad'un.
Does the Brexit involve you taking a few states in the US south? If not, can we issue Change Request?
(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 16:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post A prime example
of the phenomenon I like to call "And what exactly the fuck did you think was going to happen, there?".

Re. taking some Southern states, they do have an appetite for secession in some cases, don't they? There was an artilce in the Guardian the other day about how Texan secessionists are taking comfort from the success of the leave campaign in the UK.

Texit 2017? You should probably try not to have a Civil War this time....
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems the UK was pretty involved the last time around. How well do you speak Texan?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_and_the_American_Civil_War
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not read a lot about the American Civil War
but from what I have read the UK government tried to hedge their bets a little bit and whilst they believed the Union would win, they didn't want to burn bridges with Southern States.

Don't really know any Texans. The only Americans I've ever really got to know were all Californians or from the East Coast. Only Southerner I've ever really known was a lady from Louisiana who worked in London, who had just about the sexiest accent I've ever heard.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 17:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some southern accents are fantastic, like from Nashville, or around Atlanta. Some sound like their fellating a vacuum clearn.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 18:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watch "Gettysburg"
Multihour epic with marvelous accents all round.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hL82JEQhYAo
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a Rat Snake apparently, which means it is a constrictor.
As seen, they can be aggressive but have a non-venomous bite.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 24 Jun 2016, 19:39, , Reply)

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