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This is a link post *grunts*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post LAWD Jesus, there's a fire!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Did people have their hair cut like him in those days or can he just not be arsed to change his hair style in anything he's in?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have to say, loving Taboo.
The location they use for his house is literally next to where I work.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm annoyed by some of the continuity errors.
The slogan on the wall in Bedlam simply doesn't make sense: it should be anima sana or mens sana in corpore sano, not "dano", which isn't a word.

And the first case of cholera in London was reported in 1831.

There's a couple of other little annoyances like that.

But it's good otherwise, yeah.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah! thought the quotation was wrong, but I was across the room and couldn't be arsed freezing the screen and checking!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're not continuity errors.
Factual errors and anachronisms, innit.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
I realised that after I hit return.
(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Romanes eunt domus?!?!?!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post How many Romans??

(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 9:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like it when he said mmmmmeaaayhhh!

(, Thu 23 Feb 2017, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Just 2 Polish guys complaining about smog caused by the Empire

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed. fuckin beets.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Everyone loves glory holes, right?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It looks like a balloon knot up close. Not that I've seen up close
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Research leads me to believe that ladies have them too
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would that be the
Goatse memorial waterway?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who proms night
The earlier post made me want to watch this again.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I went to see the "Doctor Who Live Experience" at Wembley.
It was an orchestra playing music from the show whilst people dressed as monsters stomped around the arena, presented by Neil from the Young Ones.

It was...surreal.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post What exactly were you expecting?
A kitchen sink drama?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Doctor Whom

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Skagra?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That moment when the love eggs kick in...
youtu.be/jI4r6KUvRdk?t=308
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:41, , Reply)
This is a link post Just add sound.... I made this!
Needed more peril I think.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bravo!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post \•/

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Normally that would mean nothing to me
but today I am up on topical news items, and so had a chuckle.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't worry...
...the nearest primary school was a mere 17 miles away, and I'm quite sure that ensuing fireball would have engulfed it in seconds.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Played around a bit with Google Maps to see what the view on approach would have been
and I can see how the confusion could occur.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post It's Cyclists vs Motorists midweek mayhem!
Who is at fault? You decide! Click 'I like this!' if you think the cyclist is to blame. If you think the motorist is to blame, click 'I like this!'.
EDIT: If you are ambivalent, or wish to abstain from the vote, click 'I like this!'.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm reserving judgement on this until I've heard Dom's opinion.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Car, absolutely. Far too close.
ukcyclelaws.blogspot.co.uk/p/overtaking-cyclists.html

*gets kebab and red wine*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post barely touched him/her
looked like they were making a meal of it too what with all the hobbling and all that...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clip in pedals mean that he may have twisted his knee/ ankle, and reduce the ability to fall away from the bike and have a better landing.
Why you won't catch me using them. (Well, that and the fact my bike has an 800cc engine and isn't pedal powered!)
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post he can enjoy getting the bus then.
much more fun.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never had a problem with clip in pedals.
Every crash I've had they just seem to pop out fine.
Yes ideally the car should have given him more room but being slightly in the right doesn't mend his broken wrist.
Riding defensively - ie moving over to the left when he could - might have helped.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Barely" pushing a handlebar with a vehicle
will mean you suddenly stop going forward because of the 20 degree or so immediate change in angle, and the lack of any turning balance. Makes no difference if you are clipped in.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Neither
There is a groove in the road, it caught his thin road tyre and he was pushed into the car. It's an accident without blame.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, No.
The reason the recommended room is the same as a car is precisely this - cyclists wobble, and may have to swerve out suddenly for potholes etc.
The cyclist was NOT given the same room as a car would have been given, so the fault lies entirely with the driver. QED
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bollocks
Cyclist fell into car.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post On further thinking
Both parties should go and have a long think about what they've done and that'll keep both the liabilities off the road for a while.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like the car moved towards the cyclist to me.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Totally this
Car fails to drive in a straight line and at no point is giving the cyclist any options except to ride into the nearest ditch.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clearly staged you dozy cunt!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wise words.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if the driver saw the rear cyclist turn
and didn't really clock the one in front.
Bleary-eyed morning fuck up. At least he didn't scarper.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post If only the driver had spent an hour watching this.
Going on the YouTube
(, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a link post entertaining and horrifying drawing app
doodle some lines and it fills in the rest

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait til Pedro gets his hand on that...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love it!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something wrong with my cat...


Click for bigger (79 kb)

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post fucking amazing stuff

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post my try
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would totally cuddle that.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really enjoyed that

Except my house looks like something out of a war zone
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post mine looked like something Giger would have done.
was pleased.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a link post I Love Horses
Best of all the glass blown animals.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:20, , Reply)
This is a link post That scoundrel Vlad

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I guess he's trying to create a division between UK and US by having a right wing nutter there and a left wing nutter here?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I recently ate at a KFC on the outskirts of Stoke
and i'm pretty sure the person that served me was Russian. Without wanting to jump to any conclusions I think this is evidence that the Russians are influencing the outcome of the election. This was Putin's plan all along. It starts by blackmailing Trump, then getting him elected as US President. Trump then uses his powers as president to put pressure on KFC. The boss of KFC calls up Sanjay (surname redacted) the duty manager of KFC Stoke north and says that unless they hire this Russian mole, they cannot guarantee future deliveries of corn on the cob. The Russian mole is hired and starts her campaign under deep cover, of delivering subliminal messages to the customers. Whilst time has passed I am pretty sure she said to me "would you like to go large on the meal? and vote UKIP".




It might have been KFC Stafford.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Feeling tyred this morning? Have some artz1

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post these are wheely good.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you starting a puncture thread?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post just getting in the groove is all

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Certainly a well balanced argument.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's about time someone spoke up on these matters
and castor opinion
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rimming

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like a good year

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe jack it in now?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, we're starting to retread old ground.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like the horse.
Crafty.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post You love horses?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of all the lasagnes

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
this
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post obvs

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those look kinda familiar...
some italian artist [whose name escapes me] abandoned this menagerie near shoreditch station.





click potatographs to embiggen
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking flytippers...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Japanese zoo culls 57 snow monkeys
with invasive alien DNA
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post That damn youth in Asia
They Killed my Nan as well.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay for ethnic cleansing!

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Doctor Who Theme (Orchestral Cover)
This fills me with so much glee...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice arrangement!
I like this because I do.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's good, but in the sweeping epicness stakes it can't beat this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyX5qk-56d0&app=desktop
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that was a joke but apparently not...

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds a bit Krafkwerky.
Can't say I'm a fan.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fab'
I thought it was just going to be the percussion and strings to start, then they pulled out a brass section and a 200-voice choir!

Love the way the credits feature "celli" - if that's not really the plural of cello, it bloody should be.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Either cellos or celli is acceptable, apparently.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't have cause to use it all that frequently,
but it's "celli" for me from now on.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer octopodes.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a link post A bit of golden morning sun....
The Bee Gees sing Do Re Mi
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I thought Kunt and the Gang retired.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They teamed up with Trevor Leonard Ward-Davies.
Now they're called Dozy Kunt on Stage.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 13:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that's a supergroup.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 16:53, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm convinced this is fake, but the tabloids are lapping it up.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 7:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Complete scum....
Parking in a disabled bay without displaying a permit.
*tuts*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to agree with you

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably nicked it to do her makeup.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post obviously the guys in the van are cunts


But my question would be, what started that episode? I imagine she got in their way or something. But who knows? She may have been cycling like a fuckwitt, which catalysed this.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can clearly see the van aggressively pulling up to her at a red light.
Are you automatically blaming her because she's a woman or because she's a cyclist?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Both are equally valid

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well fake or not...
...it's 100 quid and 3 points for encroaching past the advanced stop line onto the cycle area (section 36 of the Road Traffic Act defines passing the ASL as failing to observe a stop sign). ofc we can't see whether the light was at red when they did, but it'd be a giggle if some production company and their three actors got a notification to declare the driver off the back of this vid...
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post They've moved into the space at the lights reserved for cyclists encroaching on her space.
She's reacted to the threat by hitting the wing mirror.
Add "bantz" and simmer for a minute.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's blatantly staged you dozy cunts.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, why obscure the number plate if it's genuine?
Surely that would add to the sweet, sweet internet justice.

Someone buy that lady a Honda Accord.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post What really did it for me was the bantz.
So trite, hackneyed and clichéd. That's how Eastenders scriptwriters and the plummy accented moped rider imagine a cockney or white van man speaks. They don't.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Was a grey van. Completely different demographic.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Correct.
They all speak Polish.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Isn't the mirror housing bolted to the frame? Thor Bjornsson couldn't rip that off without breaking the housing and leaving the bolts visibly behind, which they don't appear to be.
(, Fri 24 Feb 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a link post Can you guess what I saw at the cinema last night?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 6:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rugrats in Paris?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 7:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A 2 for 1 offer on natchos?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 7:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gesundheit

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 7:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post A suspicious wet patch from the previous screening of 50 shades?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A generic looking member of a boy band in a sleeveless top getting covered in a bucket of Donald Trump`s piss?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Other people going in?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post 2 Girls 1 cup?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 10:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post A fat cunt waiting for 27 seconds that never came?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a link post When your mom wakes up in the morning NSFW
Checked nsfw for a couple of swears
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 6:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Get ajob and move out you freeloading twat

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post He has, the twat that reuploaded it hasn't.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO6cfJsPO60
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck off Limmy.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a link post Not gay, apparently...
(do sound fairly drunk though, if one was to be critical)
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now the handicapped are ganging up on poor Milo?

(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you mean
Now the vegetables are ganging up on the poor fruit?
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 23:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post poor alan :(
youtu.be/OydP343QxxI?t=264
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 23:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears that the ghost of Saville was sitting on the podium during his presser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5iY7H1s2Ws
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post pizza anyone?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPcDREaxsu8
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post This really deserves its own thread.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmm. MailonLine logo on the mike.
They picked up Piers from the gutter. They gave Isabel Oakshott a job after she threw her source under a bus. Milo - editor at large? maybe Femail deputy ed?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was sadly, and inexplicably, nowhere near the gutter.
Tell us about the time you met him. Did you recommend Viglen to him?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post He'd been sacked as editor of the mirror for publishing fake picutres
He was still under investigation by what was then laughingly called the DTI. He was - and is- in the gutter.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was long time ago. 2004? 2005?
Then he had Britain's Got Talent, America's Got Talent, The Apprentice (USA), took over from Larry King Live on CNN, Piers Morgan's Life Stories, a column in GQ, a Daily Mail motoring column prior to being made editor at large (whatever the fuck that means). All that just from memory, no googling. So in the gutter morally he may be, but he's certainly looking at the stars, and making a shit load of cash while he's at it. His career has been on a steady upward trajectory since leaving the Mirror. Sadly and inexplicably.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post What did the Eye call it?
Department of timidity and inaction?
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post >All that just from memory, no googling.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 3:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'the mike' - logo on one of at least six visible mics in the first ten seconds of vid
expand your horizons
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where did all the comments go?

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 0:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody put you on ignore?
There's loads up there.
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 9:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe I ticked off a Tyler Oakley fan.

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just logged in & all the comments disappeared too, so you're in good company.
I think it's "Prufrock", who 'ignored' me from the word go.
*he types without comment*
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 11:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post hahhaha
I feel bad laughing at that
(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a link post Goat climb a tree !!!!!!
He's way too confident, if you ask me. Pride goat before a fall.
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually, in terms of goats, I'd recommend this video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhqHpiT1QUY
(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post *creeps toward tree with balloon and pin*

(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Goats akimbo

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post *gets Darwin award*

(, Wed 22 Feb 2017, 1:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Afroman. Because I goat high.

(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more yelling

(, Tue 21 Feb 2017, 22:16, , Reply)

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