Draw cats, buildings and shoes with a neural network
Turn your doodles into art. Art I said.
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Turn your doodles into art. Art I said.
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The whole board totally did not fuck around with this 24 hours ago...
Doing neural network pussies and glass cocks.
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Doing neural network pussies and glass cocks.
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It's a proglogue apparently, more info www.empireonline.com/people/michael-fassbender/alien-covenant-prologue-short-hits/
Far more entertaining than the trailer was, mind.
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5 minutes?!
i'm not sure i want to watch that to be honest
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i'm not sure i want to watch that to be honest
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awkward dialogue, weird sound levels and edits
and wasn't even sure it was a real clip at first, thought it might break in to a comedy sketch. very odd
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and wasn't even sure it was a real clip at first, thought it might break in to a comedy sketch. very odd
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Feels just like a warmup to get the actors working together rather than a polished bit of cinema
So now we know there's going to be a false alarm John Hurt chest buster scene?
Glad that's no longer a surprise! I might have been scared / entertained.
The doctors sounding very clinical is he a secret android? My guess is that there's misdirection and it's the main lady girl.
I want to like this but sorry, but since Alien / Aliens I can't get excited for the series anymore.
Alien 3 was ok because of it's style direction and 4 for Ron Perlman but both a little meh compared to their mommy and daddy films.
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So now we know there's going to be a false alarm John Hurt chest buster scene?
Glad that's no longer a surprise! I might have been scared / entertained.
The doctors sounding very clinical is he a secret android? My guess is that there's misdirection and it's the main lady girl.
I want to like this but sorry, but since Alien / Aliens I can't get excited for the series anymore.
Alien 3 was ok because of it's style direction and 4 for Ron Perlman but both a little meh compared to their mommy and daddy films.
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Don't talk soft, man
3 & 4 were amazing. Not as good as 1 & 2, obviously, but a shitload better than anything that'll be in a theatre near you any time soon.
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3 & 4 were amazing. Not as good as 1 & 2, obviously, but a shitload better than anything that'll be in a theatre near you any time soon.
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The Android is the same actor as the one in Prometheus.
Same android, different name.
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Same android, different name.
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Ah I saw that once but was drunk.
And by the end drunker, bored and angry so much have blocked it out.
He'll proberbly be the human model the android gets based on.
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And by the end drunker, bored and angry so much have blocked it out.
He'll proberbly be the human model the android gets based on.
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I think I read Fassbender is both robot and human in this one
but would assume that was his robot there
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but would assume that was his robot there
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Ah so maybe a switch and bate jobbie then...
Goes through all the medicals and stuff as a human and then swapped out for an android.
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Goes through all the medicals and stuff as a human and then swapped out for an android.
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2 androids, same model.
The one he was in Prometheus is on this planet they are heading to.
Give it another watch.
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The one he was in Prometheus is on this planet they are heading to.
Give it another watch.
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Hang on, they're heading back to the Prometheus planet?
*Bails*
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*Bails*
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Int that the Alien planet?
I thought that's what the whole shebang was leading up to?
Maybe not... Whichever planet they are heading to, has that Android on, anyway.
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I thought that's what the whole shebang was leading up to?
Maybe not... Whichever planet they are heading to, has that Android on, anyway.
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"Bound for a remote planet on the far side of the galaxy, the crew of the colony ship Covenant, which includes Walter, a rebuild of the android David, a survivor of the doomed Prometheus expedition, find what they believe to be an uncharted paradise. However, said 'paradise' soon reveals itself to be nothing but a terrifyingly dangerous and hellish world inhabited by the original David, and monstrous creatures that start to hunt them"
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"You go for it, guys; you can't POSSIBLY makee a worse film than Prometheus."
"WE'LL be the judge of that!"
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"WE'LL be the judge of that!"
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I remember that I've liked some parts of Prometheus. I wonder if I've coerced myself to do so at that time.
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I drove past Bradford a couple of years ago.
It looked dreadful.
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It looked dreadful.
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I went there a few years ago and can tell you that you're completely wrong about the place
It's much worse
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It's much worse
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Awful cast. Can't believe they gave one a cowboy hat. "ohh space cowboy". Alien and Blade Runner are in my top 5 but I think of Scott as an old twat now.
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Let the Blood Run Free
Anarchist humour. If you liked the Young Ones etc, and for those who watched it here in Oz so many years ago. Enjoy. (An Aussie comedy from the very early 90's)
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Anarchist humour. If you liked the Young Ones etc, and for those who watched it here in Oz so many years ago. Enjoy. (An Aussie comedy from the very early 90's)
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They used to show it in the UK on Channel4 after chucking out time. :D
I had a major hard-on for Matron Conniving-Bitch.
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I had a major hard-on for Matron Conniving-Bitch.
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I just want to feel your hairy thing
looking at Bee Gee's post earlier, found this.
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looking at Bee Gee's post earlier, found this.
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There is some excellent stuff on there...
Like their Mr. T Ice-T With Ice Cubes T-Shirt
And Cat Face balaclavas.
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Like their Mr. T Ice-T With Ice Cubes T-Shirt
And Cat Face balaclavas.
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Remember that ugly Arabian fake hypercar? Devel Sixteen?
Barely moving around, yet claiming V16 with quad
turbo and 5000HP? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgwuiWUrQHI
Well, they've commissioned an engine now.
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Barely moving around, yet claiming V16 with quad
turbo and 5000HP? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgwuiWUrQHI
Well, they've commissioned an engine now.
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It looks like my dream of owning my own jet pack is one step closer.
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I genuinely like it. Great conversation piece.
Typeface is ugly, but that's hardly his fault.
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Typeface is ugly, but that's hardly his fault.
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"My bank account has more millions than my dick has mm..."
Sidesteps
"...proof."
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Sidesteps
"...proof."
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Oh the cardboard car, yes. I was speaking about the engine.
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So how are they getting five times the output of a Veyron
with the same number of cylinders?
How big will the driveshaft have to be to deliver that ?
Ditto clutch?
Ditto gearbox?
Won't it just shred its tyres?
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with the same number of cylinders?
How big will the driveshaft have to be to deliver that ?
Ditto clutch?
Ditto gearbox?
Won't it just shred its tyres?
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That kind of power in aircraft usually requires contra rotating props.
So contra rotating tires obviously.
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So contra rotating tires obviously.
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Nah, the A400M gives 10,000hp per engine
That has a habit of mincing its gearbox though.
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That has a habit of mincing its gearbox though.
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These apparently were stock on a C5 Corvette though, so you know they are serious.
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By designing an engine that lasts 1/10th as long as a veyron
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The sound of that engine...
Sounds like you could get around 250 miles from it before it fell apart.
The fact it`s still under constant development to gain power says to me that there has been almost zero development on longevity.
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Sounds like you could get around 250 miles from it before it fell apart.
The fact it`s still under constant development to gain power says to me that there has been almost zero development on longevity.
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You're looking at similar power output to high-end dragsters
And they typically run at full power 4-5 times for about 10 seconds before needing a strip-down and rebuild.
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And they typically run at full power 4-5 times for about 10 seconds before needing a strip-down and rebuild.
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So much wank
Yet still not even close to 50 year British tech (when Brtitain was still great):
youtube.com/watch?v=Nf6NkZHCyF8
I present you the Napier Sabre, 24 cylinders of goodness.
(Can't find a vid of the engine running, that's a Lion above)
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Yet still not even close to 50 year British tech (when Brtitain was still great):
youtube.com/watch?v=Nf6NkZHCyF8
I present you the Napier Sabre, 24 cylinders of goodness.
(Can't find a vid of the engine running, that's a Lion above)
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Spot on, yeah. I bet it can do a few good dyno runs, a couple of 1/4 miles and then need a rebuilt
sounded like a bag of spanners being thrown down a metal tube.
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sounded like a bag of spanners being thrown down a metal tube.
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Don't want to be too much of a nerd...
But if you put two V8's end to end, should'nt the crank of the second engine be rotated 45° to avoid too many explosions at the same time, but doing so would destroy the balance of the V8 by introducing a shitload of harmonics?
AKA, there is probably a good reason WW2 aero V and H engines were V12 or H24.
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But if you put two V8's end to end, should'nt the crank of the second engine be rotated 45° to avoid too many explosions at the same time, but doing so would destroy the balance of the V8 by introducing a shitload of harmonics?
AKA, there is probably a good reason WW2 aero V and H engines were V12 or H24.
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Oh look, it's the trump car
lots of promises, but ultimately a load of shit.
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lots of promises, but ultimately a load of shit.
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Which one of you, etc.: woman posts video of rom with pooch on social media
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Not guilty.
Though my trick for getting dogs to swallow my man-goo is coming on a treat.
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Though my trick for getting dogs to swallow my man-goo is coming on a treat.
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A variation on Milo's "playtime"?
And the neighbors dog desperately tries to shag my leg every time I see it.
Am I a victim or a criminal?
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And the neighbors dog desperately tries to shag my leg every time I see it.
Am I a victim or a criminal?
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I think a lot depends on how you voted in the last election.
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i googled solar tractor pull out of curiosity:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5PHIe572E
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq5PHIe572E
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when I was a boy
you couldn't drive out into the country without getting stuck in an enormous traffic jam caused by steam engines on their way to steam traction rallies.
Where are they now? Gone. Gone like white dog shit and spangles.
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you couldn't drive out into the country without getting stuck in an enormous traffic jam caused by steam engines on their way to steam traction rallies.
Where are they now? Gone. Gone like white dog shit and spangles.
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The people who drove them have died and
their progeny were already bored by age twelve.
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their progeny were already bored by age twelve.
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That`s because it took them until they were twelve to get to the first job in that thing.
They were twenty four by the time they got home from their first day of work.
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They were twenty four by the time they got home from their first day of work.
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Annual steam rally not far from me. In the week running up to this there are plenty of steam engines clogging up the roads
www.spanglefish.com/mashamsteamrally/
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www.spanglefish.com/mashamsteamrally/
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I went to an event like this
In the middle of Kansas - over 100 steam and early diesel powered tractors, thrashers, and stationary engines!
Quite interesting hobby...
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 0:24, Share, Reply)
In the middle of Kansas - over 100 steam and early diesel powered tractors, thrashers, and stationary engines!
Quite interesting hobby...
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Thought I'd add to the cyclist hysteria today
It's all kicking off in Newcastle!
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It's all kicking off in Newcastle!
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You often see that kid about Jesmond.
In his defence, he does at least signal when he turns. Fuck knows how he actually turns though.
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In his defence, he does at least signal when he turns. Fuck knows how he actually turns though.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:37, Share, Reply)
Meh
it's a kid, I smashed my head open a good 4 times on a bike, never done me any harm... *twitch twitch*
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 9:54, Share, Reply)
it's a kid, I smashed my head open a good 4 times on a bike, never done me any harm... *twitch twitch*
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is osborne road still full of toffs?
it was nearly 20 years ago
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it was nearly 20 years ago
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Eeee, when I were a lad, that was the only way to ride yer bike
using hands were fer softies
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using hands were fer softies
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Same here, raised up north, had to learn to ride no hands and give kroggies too.
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Splat!
Crash testing pet carriers. Actual crash testing starts around the 1.30 mark.
Conclusion: If you're going to carry pets in your car, don't have an accident.
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Crash testing pet carriers. Actual crash testing starts around the 1.30 mark.
Conclusion: If you're going to carry pets in your car, don't have an accident.
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Safest way to transport them is to attach suction cups to their paws and stick them on the window like a Garfield
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Why did they dress up their dachshund like a gimp?
Seriously, all in black shiny latex? Just needs a gimp mask.
(Around 2:05)
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Seriously, all in black shiny latex? Just needs a gimp mask.
(Around 2:05)
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this needs the 2001: space odity music :D
(I now find that it's called "The Blue Danube" :D )
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(I now find that it's called "The Blue Danube" :D )
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Poetman
NSFW
I made this!
NSFW because I'm taking the mic out of Grime music which contains drugs violence and profanity
Sorry about vertical video... Its the first time I've paid £2 to facebook...
Any B3tans near Leicester? I'm doing a Pay What You Want show this sunday from 5pm
Poetman - Righting Wrongs By Writing Songs
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NSFW because I'm taking the mic out of Grime music which contains drugs violence and profanity
Sorry about vertical video... Its the first time I've paid £2 to facebook...
Any B3tans near Leicester? I'm doing a Pay What You Want show this sunday from 5pm
Poetman - Righting Wrongs By Writing Songs
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 19:39, Share, Reply)
Can you get microphone shield
that has your hair and beard?
That would be cute.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 22:08, Share, Reply)
that has your hair and beard?
That would be cute.
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I make home made props but I've got no textile skills to recreate hair and beard. I'm literally attached to my hair and beard and I'm not willing to sacrifice them.
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if you want some constructive feedback I'd say
you really nailed the grime mc part. it seemed authentic.
having done that, the content seemed a bit tame. yes grime mcs are a bit sexist and your virtue signalling might win a few "right ons" from PCish people, but I'd have liked you to be a bit braver than just illustrate why you're better than them. put a twist in or some anger or something that suggests theres parts grime you envy. it just seems a bit of wasted opportunity given how well you mimic them
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 7:48, Share, Reply)
you really nailed the grime mc part. it seemed authentic.
having done that, the content seemed a bit tame. yes grime mcs are a bit sexist and your virtue signalling might win a few "right ons" from PCish people, but I'd have liked you to be a bit braver than just illustrate why you're better than them. put a twist in or some anger or something that suggests theres parts grime you envy. it just seems a bit of wasted opportunity given how well you mimic them
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 7:48, Share, Reply)
Cheers for you're feedback!
Well I guess I don't think I'm better than them. I envy their freedom I guess, this is about how there are some options I refuse to consider that others use as routine, without caring for consequences.
I'm not brave enough to go fully honest with people. A lot of my stuff is me attacking high status men. I've written about Kanye West, Simon Cowell, Trump, Jeremy Kyle. In a world where trump is president and farage is on fox, and the sun has headlines about drug dealers pleading for leniency because he's got 27 kids to support, I am not better than the alpha males I'm attacking all the time, in the long game I'm losing out. Fact is that Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, the Pharoahs proved it is possible for a single man to become very successful by combining brutal and ruthless behaviour. I envy the fearlessness they show, I envy taking pride in cruelty as well then I guess where I feel shame at memories of loosing my temper instead of glory.
I'll write some more Its only a short song and its new, I can swap verses in and out at my upcoming shows.
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That was actually much better than I was expecting.
Try and sort out the vertical video next time though.
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Try and sort out the vertical video next time though.
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b3ta.com/links/1425399
So they found seven approximately Earth-sized planets orbiting a star 40ly away. Some of which are undoubtedly in the Goldilocks zone.
spaceflightnow.com/2017/02/22/star-found-with-record-seven-earth-size-planets/
Disappointingly it's a young red dwarf, so the planets at the right temperature will orbit close in and they'll be in an interesting radiation environment.
"Whatever the mechanisms at play, it is clear that these planets are subject to X-ray and EUV irradiation that is many-times higher than experienced by the present-day Earth and that is sufficient to significantly alter their primary and any secondary atmospheres."
www.centauri-dreams.org/?p=37199
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I think it might be because exoplanets have been discovered before
But what we really need is a way to reach them.
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But what we really need is a way to reach them.
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What I want is a NASA conference to say
"We've discovered seven new Earth-like planets. We're launching in an hour to go and have a look."
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:55, Share, Reply)
"We've discovered seven new Earth-like planets. We're launching in an hour to go and have a look."
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with so many new planets being discovered
it's only a matter of time before we discover some fuckable aliens
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it's only a matter of time before we discover some fuckable aliens
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How It Is Made: High Quality Sex Dolls
NSFW
NSFW (duh!) and not very sexy!
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NSFW (duh!) and not very sexy!
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I'll wait until I see the lovely Maddie Moate cover the subject.
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"Milo joins such luminaries as two clowns in a bar fight, a piss-covered wolf gnawing its own leg & Piers Morgan on our exciting non-list"
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Mensez Feminine Lip-stick
is a natural, colorless combination of amino acids and oils in a lipstick applicator. For most women, use begins one day prior to their normal period and continues as long as there is discharge. Mensez is a personal hygiene product and should not be shared with others.
Brought to mind by a misreading of the Tom Hardy video title as Cunt Grouter.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:32, Share, Reply)
is a natural, colorless combination of amino acids and oils in a lipstick applicator. For most women, use begins one day prior to their normal period and continues as long as there is discharge. Mensez is a personal hygiene product and should not be shared with others.
Brought to mind by a misreading of the Tom Hardy video title as Cunt Grouter.
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Not being au fait with lady parts can someone please explain what it's actually for?
I'm working on the assumption it's "lip" stick.
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I'm working on the assumption it's "lip" stick.
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I had to poke around site, but apparently it's a glue (!!)
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Glues fanny lips together "naturally"
All the ickiness is washed away when she urinates. Re-apply as necessary. It's all natural and replaces protective natural compounds that get washed away by modern unnatural chemical cleaning products.
Totally developed by someone with a thorough knowledge of biology, hygiene and m'ladyparts.
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All the ickiness is washed away when she urinates. Re-apply as necessary. It's all natural and replaces protective natural compounds that get washed away by modern unnatural chemical cleaning products.
Totally developed by someone with a thorough knowledge of biology, hygiene and m'ladyparts.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 20:45, Share, Reply)
I'm going to regret asking this, I know.
But why would you even want to glue them together?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:44, Share, Reply)
But why would you even want to glue them together?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:44, Share, Reply)
So a woman doesn't need pads or tampons during menstruation
She simply glues her fanny lips together temporarily. Then when she pees, the menses (menstrual discharge) is simply flushed away in the toilet. Then she reapplies the fanny glue and she's good to go, no leakage, all natural.
Product still under development.
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 8:36, Share, Reply)
She simply glues her fanny lips together temporarily. Then when she pees, the menses (menstrual discharge) is simply flushed away in the toilet. Then she reapplies the fanny glue and she's good to go, no leakage, all natural.
Product still under development.
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Transgender-bashing part-time blacktivist gets all upset when someone decides to mock him based on his physical appearance.
Oh the sweet irony.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:30, Share, Reply)
Oh the sweet irony.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:30, Share, Reply)
Yeah wtf
Where does it say anything about them mocking him on his appearance?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:31, Share, Reply)
Where does it say anything about them mocking him on his appearance?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:31, Share, Reply)
Racial slurs are usually instigated by skin colour
Or physical appearance.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:35, Share, Reply)
Or physical appearance.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:35, Share, Reply)
That article doesn't contain
anywhere near enough information for me to form an opinion to be honest, you seem to be reading between the lines. It doesn't even say they said anything to him, it said he was there. Anyway, what's being a "Blacktivist" got to do with anything? Are you saying he is racist toward white people a lot?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:50, Share, Reply)
anywhere near enough information for me to form an opinion to be honest, you seem to be reading between the lines. It doesn't even say they said anything to him, it said he was there. Anyway, what's being a "Blacktivist" got to do with anything? Are you saying he is racist toward white people a lot?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:50, Share, Reply)
Two wrongs apparently DO make a right on new /links v2.0
Also: Is "part-time blacktivist" intended as pejorative?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:44, Share, Reply)
Also: Is "part-time blacktivist" intended as pejorative?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 14:44, Share, Reply)
I hope so.
Cos if it is I've found a new way to make Liberals cry.
:D
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:20, Share, Reply)
Cos if it is I've found a new way to make Liberals cry.
:D
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:20, Share, Reply)
Oh, you mean with joy.
No, I wouldn't want to do that to the bedwetting do-gooders. Why reward them for their wrongness?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:36, Share, Reply)
No, I wouldn't want to do that to the bedwetting do-gooders. Why reward them for their wrongness?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:36, Share, Reply)
But will Trump stop using him as his main source of information?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:03, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:03, Share, Reply)
I thought his main source of information was a book that he read somewhere once.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:29, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:29, Share, Reply)
The most outrageous thing about the whole article is that Hollywood thinks Little John was black
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:14, Share, Reply)
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:14, Share, Reply)
Richard Littlejohn IS black, you fool.
He's also a gay transvestite crippled single mum.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:21, Share, Reply)
He's also a gay transvestite crippled single mum.
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:21, Share, Reply)
Green eggs and Ham comes from the forgotten man that was put in Fema camps by Obama after he took away their guns so Hillary could enslave children for prostitution?
By Dr. SuesAlot
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:26, Share, Reply)
By Dr. SuesAlot
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 18:26, Share, Reply)
I don't believe it... ANOTHER Robin fucking Hood film?
Unless you're going to reanimate the corpse of Alan Rickman why bother?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:14, Share, Reply)
Unless you're going to reanimate the corpse of Alan Rickman why bother?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:14, Share, Reply)
you know robin hood was just a retelling
of the popular steal from the rich story telling trope... so people retelling that story will continue to the end of time?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:29, Share, Reply)
of the popular steal from the rich story telling trope... so people retelling that story will continue to the end of time?
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:29, Share, Reply)
The original robin hoode story was an invention of midlands cloth merchants
It goes into great detail about the quality of the fabric and great colours (dyes) everyone was wearing, in order to advertise their wares
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:37, Share, Reply)
It goes into great detail about the quality of the fabric and great colours (dyes) everyone was wearing, in order to advertise their wares
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 21:37, Share, Reply)
Gary Stretch should have battered
the self important prick
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:53, Share, Reply)
the self important prick
( , Wed 22 Feb 2017, 15:53, Share, Reply)
IT'S.............
ba dam da diddly bam bah da de dat da dee dah dum......
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 1:00, Share, Reply)
ba dam da diddly bam bah da de dat da dee dah dum......
( , Thu 23 Feb 2017, 1:00, Share, Reply)
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