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This is a link post Karma?
Nah, that's Hindus, or Bhudda, or some such.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 6:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.usatoday.com/staff/1754/john-bacon/

A bit like when The Times used to give all the Catholic priest child abuse stories to Roger Boyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:28, , Reply)
This is a link post 31337-level hacking skillz...
(aka 'bet you never knew youtube cats could be weaponised...')
(I helped save b3ta! Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 3:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm glad you used 31337
Instead of the more commonly shortened version 1337 - as the short version isn't a prime number, so is deeply unsatisfying.
 (I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aah, but...
The only other divisors of 1337 other than itself and one are both prime numbers (7 and 191) so that might cheer you up a bit.
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOGWASH FOR THE NERD

(I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a link post GTA SAPDFR - hookers
Apparently there are people who play a version of GTA 5 with "real life" rules. Long but oddly compelling.
(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did a little lol at 7:30-8:00

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 1:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post This game's nearly 4 years old at this point and it's still interesting.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got a PS4 in November with GTA V

Last one I played was the original.

For anyone who's not played it, I implore you to do so. It's mind-bogglingly deep.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had it on the PS3... is it worth getting again for PS4 you think?
Is there more stuff to do?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never played the PS3 version

I believe it's got better resolution and first person mode, probably loads a little faster although it still takes done time. I'm guessing no, although it's twenty five quid now, so could be worth a punt?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post All of the groovy new content
For GTA online is PS4 only. I'm seriously thinking of buying a 4 just for playing online. If you get smart on your time zones so you avoid the squeakers you can have seriously good fun. I did all of heists with some guy from Tennessee and his mates we had a fucking ball although our playing while drunk was badly out of phase.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't even thought about online yet

Too much to keep me going in the game. It's insane. I get about an hour if I'm lucky after put my daughter to bed at night. I've the last few days, I've robbed an FBI building and killed dozens of cops, then I'm going through therapy with my family, then I'm hunting elk. Such a vast game!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Online is the dog's
the game is great, for sure.
But online is just brilliant - millions of missions, player v player death match, races, heists in co-op with other players, setting up a corporation and smuggling, counterfeiting and robbing your way to wealth with other players. Be in a motorbike gang. Or just roam around having random encounters with people.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 18:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post My little brain can barely comprehend the standard mode

I'll investigate once I've done the missions. VI will be insane, I'm sure.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah, it's lost the charm of Vice City and San Andreas
The engine is great and the world is big, but the content is shallow. You quickly work out how the cars spawn (behind you is basically the trick) what spawns in what area and the organic feel goes.

The real thing it's missing is a sense of overlaying yourself on the main protagonists = They're mapped out and concrete with backstories; I don't want to watch a film, I'm playing a computer game.

GTA 4 and 5 are technically super but their soul is missing. Uhm like Lambourghini after Audi took them over..?
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this man gets it
Vice City and San Andreas were an absolute joy to get lost in for an evening. The player characters were likeable and relatable,, surrounded by a cast of interesting and fun people, and you got a sense of accomplishment by improving their lives by completing the story missions.

The player characters in GTA4 and 5 were thoroughly unlikeable, surrounded by utter shitbags, and completing missions felt like a grind. The worlds were pretty, but the fun was gone.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is the last dance of Lance Vance!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a link post Zak The Alien (Rowan Atkinson)
A sketch from Not The Nine O'clock News.
 (cescpistol, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am disappoint.
I thought it was a documentary about the unlikely and unmerited return of Zac Goldsmith.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a link post The greatest TV intro, ever?
Perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed!
still sends a tingle down my spine
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 6 Million Dollars
seems like quite the bargain price.

Edit: Is this thread inspired by fluffybunnykiller?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hell
that's probably half of what Fluffy Bunny Killers recent operation cost.
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope FBK kept the bones
They'd have made an amazing basis for a prosthetic.
#GWSFBK
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 10:00, , Reply)
This is a link post Please don't go TimChuma
TimChuma come back
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post When the 80s became the 90s.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a link post I'm no connoisseur of French language or culture,
but I suspect this might be the finest "Ooh La La" ever spoken by a French citizen.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Prefer this ooh la la
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_xwnb3cymc
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or some En Esch nonsense
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQg5hn8Xv1c
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Meow la la
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H25ve3qts4
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post FaC

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sweden.
(you can tell by the number plate)
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post also why were they filming a van?
why did the kid put his foot down before crashing?

And it's lucky that the website on the van is nice and visible in the video.
 (I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, probably a set up
but I enjoyed it nonetheless for that
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 21:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or there's the opening Ooh La La from this classic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post This video has everything.

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post They dropped their real
and picked up a big bag of set-the-fuck-up.
 (I helped save b3ta! PooPants, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a link post One for the music nerds

Jacob Collier (I think some of his music's been posted on here before) talks music theory.

I understand the majority of what he's saying, only I could do with slowing him down 50%.

Some interesting thoughts. Well, I found them interesting. Need sleep now, only four hours last night. Weak.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bit rude
to be asking complicated questions when he is obviously bursting for a pee.
 (roysin, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post superbly informative with a touch of synesthesia

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 8:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like the symmetry idea
and played those chords on my guitar over here. Nice

But am i thinking the Eb is actually half flat, which is a quarter tone?
 (I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wouldn't have thought so as it wouldn't be equidistant

I'll have a look and get back to you...
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Behind the scenes of 25 photosessions.
Smoke and mirrors!


 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post You wouldn't catch a hipster with his feet on fire for a photo. He/she would just add a filter, Shirley?

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some clever stuff in there

(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post No. 6 is taken at Allerton Castle between Harrogate and York.
www.allertoncastle.co.uk/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Number 4 won't forget his zoom lens again.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Jeans with mud for 400+ euros
Somebody just sent me this link and now I have to cry.


 (I helped save b3ta! kingjay umpfh, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post No need to brag

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sexy sexy hipsters

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post So that's santorum on the jeans, not mud.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post High fashion mate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3mCTyZK59Y
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can someone stop the World, please? I'd like to get off.

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post *stops world*
Go on then. Fuck off
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Gladly leaps into the Void©*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post *Melts*

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post SHARP UTILITY VIBE

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post *facepalms*

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post the price has gone up $40 since I first checked that today
like feckin airline tickets
 (I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:10, , Reply)
This is a link post British Kebab
magazine.
 (I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hi Dom

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOT to be!

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post you'd be a courageous politician to snub
British Kebab magazine.
I'd like to have seen what Alan Clark would have written back to them.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/obituaries/7623889/Alan-Clark.html
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite Alan Clark insult: on Hesletine
"A spiv who had to buy his own furniture."

Given how much IKEA furniture I own, I don't know why this amuses me so much, but it does. I think it's because it is a very economic way of communicating a great deal about the insulter and insultee.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not actually AC, but quoted in his Diaries.
"Snobby, but cutting" was, I recall, his opinion.*

I like the bit where he fantasises about urinating on the plebs from his Whitehall window.

*[EDIT - I see it was Michael Joplin: en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Michael_Jopling]
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post What a charmer
Old school Tory who at least didn't give a shit about vocalising his contempt of everyone beneath his social standing.

Now we just get vacuous comments about making a fairer society for everyone where everyone can achieve to be what they want to be, but still inside they don't give a shit about the great unwashed and don't understand.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He was a bastard but he was funny bastard
Bastards spans the political divide (in case you haven't met any of the total fucking charmers surrounding JC).
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/apr/08/margaret-thatcher-death-party-brixton-glasgow
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post "I can only properly enjoy carol services is I am having an affair with a member of the congregation"
And this fucking gem:
John Pilger: I read that you were a vegetarian and you are seriously concerned about the way animals are killed.
Alan Clark: Yeah.
John Pilger: Doesn’t that concern extend to the way humans, albeit foreigners, are killed?
Alan Clark: Curiously not.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post The last time I really enjoyed a carol service
I was in a cathedral and we sang O Come All Ye Faithfull in Latin.

All together now:

Adeste fideles...
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post DO NOT
tell us who you were shagging
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know how you hate name dropping.
I SHAGGED THOMAS à BECKET.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post interestingly
it was was from what was one day to be AC's house that Beckett's assassins set off.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just can't help yourself can you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post flounce

(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just delete the thread mate,
nobody ever notices, and it's never brought up again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's just Thomas Becket actually...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 5:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post He did have a bucket though.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post perhaps you're desperate to be accepted by a social class that despises you

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Perhaps
you don't play well with others
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're confusing me with James Delingpole.
I'm happy with all your 'classes'. I like people that are interesting and funny. Two adjectives that I'd never ascribe to you. Benny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dawn Butler MP:
"At least kebab shops pay their taxes unlike that beardy cunt from Kentucky"
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they'd asked someone from B3ta
then tribute could have been paid to their vital roles in promoting post-pub violence and the sexual grooming of vulnerable girls.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh? And just what is so wrong with in-pub violence may I ask?
Too good to be rolling around on a piss soaked toilet floor pulling someone's hair are we?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post A gentleman
waits until he has reached the car park. (always remembering to have picked up a pool ball as you hold the door for your opponent).
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post All too plausible

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That reminds me, I need to tweet from the twitter account​
I registered years ago to heckle people whilst pretending to be the local kebab shop.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Well that's the end of those little piggies I made this!

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you conscious already?
Don't try to walk, er, for a couple of reasons.

Hope all is well.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes already done the biscuits and tea thing
Been moved to the ward with a few who like there on there last legs and ready to go.
And a nice philipeno nurse to look after me
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is Philip
Brian's brother? Happy Leg Loss Day, may you have many more. I've not thought this through.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Propofol?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
Nerve block and spinal block is all so far.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I salute you sir!
All the best with your recovery.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's what I had when I had both me foot operations
Excellent stuff.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes please!
Maybe some diazepam beforehand and df118s for later.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you still feel it?
GHOSTFOOT!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not yet but if feel goodies during the night then it's either ghosts or wondering hands

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like those little non slip red socks - they usually let you keep them too
be sure to ask for the other to take home before they kick you out, always good to carry a spare. good luck, man - best foot forward an' all that. x
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post
b3ta.com/links/1435889
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep your chin up
The world is full of possibilities...

 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good job they got the right one
Geddit? Sigh
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay! You'll be back on your feet in no time!
Well, foot anyway.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post blimey, that was quick
how is your mind coping with the absence?
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do believe my mind is having a sulk at the present time due to political differences and the refusal to follow the party line

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
follow toe
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post sounds like drugs time to me
Nurse!
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Did someone call for a nurse?
b3ta.com/links/1435889
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of an extreme way to lose weight, innit?
Sorry but that's the best I can come up with - only usually make sick jokes behind people's backs.

Though it does remind me of a chap I knew who had a prosphetic leg after he lost one of his birth legs in a motorcycle accident. He continued to ride like a mad thing, and he told the tale of once when he managed to throw his bike down the road on the way to work. He slid down the road, and caught the prosthetic on a lamppost as he passed on his back at 50mph. The leg got whipped off, and bounced through a group of people at a bus stop. As two fainted and one threw up, he's back on his foot, pogoing after it shouting 'stop my leg'......

I have serious doubts whether it was true, but I heard hhim tell it several times and it always had us crying with laughter.

So there is a sunny side!

Good luck with the healing.
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post So when do you start entering are kicking contests?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alright stumpy?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I smiled adoringly at all the messages that had been written on the old bugger before he got tossed.
People who work in hospitals love patients with attitudes like yours!
 (I helped save b3ta! clockworkrat has nice pants, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go on. Get a pirate-style peg leg.
Wishing you lots of luck.
 (I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is your real name "Simon"
Must start calling you Simon Peg?

On a more serious note: youtube.com/watch?v=SpS3eFqhxSQ
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 2:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post B3ta stands behind you!
Taking shifty glances at your arse
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck with everything buddy

(I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
I held my breath until you posted again.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 28 Apr 2017, 14:13, , Reply)
This is a link post Considerably better than the last remake
Put on your silk dressing gown to watch this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would buy someone stole mine
when they left at dawn without even waking me to say goodbye.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm betting they left a little present on
their side of the bed.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post On their bunk you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aww! Did you have sleepover?
Midnight feast and reading by torch-light?
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well done TP
I made a self deprecating joke and you spelt it out for all the slower children.
You are a very clever boy.
Gaz me for a pat on your head.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Patronised by prufrock
I feel like I've arrived
 (I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You reap what you sow.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ace.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post And what's more the guys who made are from Kettering
Not hitherto suspected as a hub for any art other than outsider
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was really rather good
In fact, jolly good....
 (Anthony Burgess' Chocolate Orange, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a link post Predator begins slow consumption of prey NSFW

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice Handbag

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post "MUMMMM! There's a thing on me!"

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you pick a pear with a paw
Next time, beware! Better use the claw,
But you don't need to use the claw
If you pick a pear from the big Pawpaw.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Swinging!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now when you pick a paw-paw, or a prickly pear
And you prick a raw paw, well next time, beware!
Don't pick the prickly pear with the paw;
When you pick a pear, try to use the claw.
But you don't need
To use the claw
When you pick a pair of the big paw-paw.
Have I given you a clue?
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't watched that film for at least 45 years.
Blockbusters want their copy back from you.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have never watched that film from beginning to end!
I just have a CD in the car.
Shaggy doing Under the Sea is a particular highlight!
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best song is definitely the one with King Louis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maRanuCqY64
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 17:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bloody hell that's a BIG seagull.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right!
Throw it a fuckton of chips and run away quick!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yep that 100% delivers my daily requirement of Guinea Pigs on Bikes

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still not fast enough to escape Richard Gere.
:(
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Computer says- Japanese

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've watched this four times now
Only possible improvement could be ocelots on mini-bikes
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:57, , Reply)
This is a link post Kingsman 2
Can't beat a bit of Sinatra.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, that's quite a cast, but I didn't see the first one.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must see the first one!
Excellent film.
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure it's not my kind of thing.
But I have a thing for Julianne Moore and she's in this one so maybe.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's ok, massively overhyped but still enjoyable
like a modern version of Niven's Casino Royale but with awkward anal sex jokes
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post There's nothing awkward about anal sex jokes HT!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post indeed, if done right
but it was so misjudged, it made me go "wtf?" not "haha, brilliant"
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is there much more to
it that the fights, stunts and special effects though?
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a bond film with swears
some good fight sequences I recall but it irritated me for some reason
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, you really can't beat a paedophile mafia-scumbag if you want to advertise a film that looks even shitter than the first one.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post STOP GIVING AWAY PLOT TWISTS IN TRAILERS!

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only film I've seen recently in the cinema is Get Out
and the trailer for that was brilliant. Apart from spoiling the scene that gives the film it's name a bit, it did what a trailer should do: get you interested and tell you almost nothing about what's going to happen.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 19:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post The first was based on the excellent comics by Mark Millar and Dave Gibbons.
This I suspect will not be..
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 5:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
idly link jumping searching granny porn
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I should have known better than to try to find an amusing pic to reply with.
That is not an image search I ever want to repeat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAhahahaahahahaha








*Googles*
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post DON'T!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post You missed.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, I was aiming for your tits.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Now feels old ^

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post tbf, if you can remember Valerie Singleton on Blue Peter
then you are.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I managed to crack one out in my young bollock tingle days .....
...of her in the Blue Peter annual dressed up in a 18th century court costume

I am old but not finished yet. (reaches for old Littlewoods Catalogue for saucy underwear)
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post New QOTW idea

...What's the strangest image you've cracked one off to? Real or imaginary?

Answers on a postcard please.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post It appears QOTW deceased recently
And for some bizarre reason was why many visited this place. Many are now few and we tread our weary path into the unknown waiting for a Newsletter which will never appear.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post For many years I only frequented QOTW until I discovered the links tab

I think it needed to die as it was becoming insular and boring.

As for the Newsletter though, WTF?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post One day the newsletter will appear
And the world will end
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post From Valerie Singleton to the end of world
Must be some Internet law to explain this.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was a links whore for years
Then followed QOTW but just sort of lost interest with it really.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 26 Apr 2017, 7:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Sh*t to sing along to when you're drunk. I made this!
Our tribute to Harvey Kietel's drunken scene in Mean Streets.
(chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Un-subscribe service unroll.me
Scans your emails for unsuscribe links but then hilariously sells the data it discovers back to those companies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post When a product or service of free
*you* are the product.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm very much aware of that
hence I would be wary of a third party product that you give full access to your email / social accounts to.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, I'm totally cool with it.
I always fill everything in with the details of someone I don't like.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Bill Nye the "Science Guy" addresses science behind gender.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post too painful to watch

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then you fail the class
Enjoy being a sheet metal worker.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still would

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post THINKS MEME MACROS ARE FOR CUNTS
THINKS YOU'RE A CUNT
 (I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inside voice, please Mufassa.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post IT'S TOO LATE FOR THAT NOW

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not invalid or unfair criticism.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're alright, many people use meme generators, you just used one in a way that offended him.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, he's right, these meme macros are for cunts.
But every now and then, they do hit the bullseye.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wtf whinging tosser.
I don't know who was worse, the people on tv or the parody.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post fuck me
that was a whole new level of shitballs, shitballs and shitarse, complete with shitlegs.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pretty sure THAT was more painful
than childbirth.
 (I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, we really do need a 'I DON'T like this' button.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post It might seem awkward to us
But think of the rednecks and muslims watching who've just radically reordered their worldview.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 20:12, , Reply)

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