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This is a link post nearly time to say good bye sorry couldn't get it ti embed I made this!
Last chance to escape the knife
In pre op waiting for the good stuff to happen best of luck
See you on the other side of the op.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck old bean.
Good bye leg, hello Long John Fluffybunnykiller :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post May have to rethink my name

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post StumpyFluffyBunnyKiller

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Flopsy?
Good luck matey!
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post When they fit your new leg change it to Lieutenant Dan

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weve got a three legged cat and he does fine.
Just think of the arse kicking contests youve got out of.
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
and if it all goes tits up, just remember you can buy axes nice and cheap at B&Q.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck!
Keep feasting on the clitoris of life.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post break a leg
...or something.
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! wideeye slightly pickled, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bye Bye Biped...
Hello Hop-along!

May your prosthesis be packed with boundless gadgetry!
 (I helped save b3ta! e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck, Mr Spigot

(I helped save b3ta! admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post good luck young man!
see you on the other side!
 (I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope you come back bigger, faster and fluffier
Gl.
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are still sending me the foot right?

(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been holding off posting in case there were further details, but as usual, you are ALL so inconsiderate
By the way, those sexy feelings you have toward your nurses post operation are real. So is all the nurse porn out there. She really does want you to touch her bum and bosomses - it will be the doorway to a bacchanalian romp.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post what a fevered imagination you have

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post What on earth do you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you saying that The LOVELY Broken Coccyx is some sort of escapee from QOTW?
That he's the type of person that would fib on the internet?
Shame on you. Shame. On. You.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post You just reminded me of this for some reason
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsuRgxsd6bk
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Surgery socks. I've got a pair of those.
Good luck!
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post best of luck fluffy!
look forward to seeing you back here soon. :)
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post GOOD LUCK MONOPOD-CHAN!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much your bmi will change...

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best dude :o)

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a link post RIP RP :(
2017 claims another. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance probably did change my life more than most, over the years. I'm such a fucking hippy.
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Rather sad
Enjoyed the book immensely. Will dig it out for a re-read.
 (Captain Ignorant what does this button do..., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a poster of his "quality" quotes
From when I was QA manager and trying to be dead philosophical.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post In the words of Sterling Archer:
PHRASING...
 (CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:59, , Reply)
This is a link post Iron Man by Black Sabbath on Harps
The Sanfillipo foundation looks pretty good too
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know much about music
in the grand scheme of things, but I do know that's the worse instrument for that tune, a fucking kazoo would sound better.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:25, , Reply)
This is a link post ICYMI - London Bash this Summer
Just been reading the comments on the calendar and they're all HORRIBLE. If you don't like it or can't be bothered to travel south of the river, stay at home in your mental hospital cell or something, yeah?!

If you're not whinging, HOORAY! Hopefully we'll have a quiz and some prizes and stuff to make it all worth your while giving up your Saturday to drink in the company of a bunch of desperately unfunny sex-cases. It's FUN!!

I remain &c.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stay strong Fray if only for the flids

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post So you INSIST on organising it,
and then moan about people having their own ideas?

WOT
A
CNUT.
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 14:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Secret links reply forum

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 May 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post hi

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 10 May 2017, 21:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is not the place to slag off other members' work. If you don't like it, don't say anything, and don't click "I like this".

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 May 2017, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't "like this".

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 May 2017, 20:32, , Reply)
This is a link post nerdy blokes gifted with the strength of a normal person for a day

Warhammer 40k advertising thing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Teeny Tiny Monsters!
Microscopic photography brings out the cute side of these real creatures!
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting a Tardigrade.
Best of all the microscopic animals.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post That about covers it.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can they be ......
never mind
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post *clink*

(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 23:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Advice for Young People
Oops, he says fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 4:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post If William Burroughs is a man fit to give advice, then may God have mercy on us all.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post How about advice for hipster bebop junkies?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVpBHnBG2kM
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Turtle power.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Experience = wisdom?
Anyway:
https://youtu.be/s0u3ZeDb60I
Groovier!
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 6:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't work out how to embed stuff, but ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aia3b1AFcTU

Edit: Thanks tubaman
 (annexia, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't realize how many covers of his talk there are.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Delete the s from https
And you will get the URL as a link.
 (I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I listened to this (and "Spare") so many times during the 1990s. Great memories.
Sad to see that Robert M Pirsig passed on yesterday. Are any of the Beats still alive?

Shine on Old Bull Lee, you crazy motherfucker. May you reside in some dingy otherworld Eastside brownstone, wiping yen pox off your shoe and arguing with HST, TL, KK, JK, AG, and all you mental bastards.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a link post Probably hard core

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This shit is wild
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIgeBjTBfNc
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 4:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best motorcycle crash ever
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLK7pt0qF8g

It's motorcycle night sheeple
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post V8 Tank slapper.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post When did Northampton go all Mad Max?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 6:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm guessing you've never had a night out there then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You guess wrong
Only the one though, that was enough.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is like hell on Earth

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:30, , Reply)
This is a link post Miss me much? Miss you more!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post word

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 2:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bit early for the tributes mate.
Fluffybunnypenis isn't dead yet.
 (I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Ebichu, the Housekeeping Hamster NSFW
So, it was suggested above that I should introduce you all to this.

This is what Japanese animation looks like when targeting 20-something female office-workers...

It's long-been a favourite of mine!
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ok, I made it about as far as the opening credits before realising that it needs more Death Railway.
And Rape Of Nanking.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Rape of Nankingcole

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 2:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tentacle rape or GTFO

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post "My hamster and the useless bum"

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post actually, that says 'master', then it makes much more sense

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a link post Bring Me the Head of Charlie Brown
Student film from the early 80s by Jim Reardon, later Simpsons writer and co-writer of Wall-E.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post :(

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post *this* is why I support (and work in) the Arts!

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I, too, work in The Sector.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 5:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post
liar
 (Slacker, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't remember seeing you at the parties

(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post There was a party?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post fab =)

(macroscian (1 like), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that, as they say, escalated quickly

(I helped save b3ta! GneissRocks and slatey cleavage, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a link post VFX Games - The Art of Compositing
vimeo link
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post is that why he has a very obvious fuzzy halo throughout?

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post harsh

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 7:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like that

(Sherbs, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a link post Have we done this yet? GO CANADA! GO STEVE!

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:02, , Reply)
This is a link post Entire U.S. Senate to go to White House for North Korea briefing
I'm sure it's nothing
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post micropenis

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fits in his hands.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe he wants to brief them on the latest ratings of The Apprentice?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post He wants to share responsibility out before the fan is started and the shit thrown?

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Will be a big pizza order

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read the man takes his steak well done with ketchup.
*shudders and goes into snobbery overdrive*
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ.... what a complete monster.
How is someone scared of a little beef blood going to win a war?
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Myoglobin is not blood. There is no blood in steak.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mebbs its's just a invite to play board games?

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 0:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post
board video.
SHALL. WE. PLAY. A. GAME?
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 25 Apr 2017, 1:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well so far it's been posturing to scare the chinese into doing something about their mental mate.
Every president is given the same advice apparently.
If you bomb N Korea, 1000's of south koreans will be killed within hours.
They're also told that they're getting closer to having the bomb and means to deliver it.

So they go for the soft option of sanctions which don't provoke the shelling of Seoul. Problem is you can tell by lil kims chubby chops sanctions don't really affect him personally.

Also trumps been told by the end of his first term n korea will proberbly be able to launch a nuclear strike on the US.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post he'll give them all cigars and then toss one of them into a shark tank

(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post
a shark tank his mouth
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give? Give?!
The only thing Trump has ever given away for free was sexually transmitted.

He's like Arkwright, but with a less humorous speech impediment.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:42, , Reply)
This is a link post You could programme your robotic arm to play with trains
Or you could programme it to do this.
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a robowank...
*am disappoint*
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^This.
What's the point of even having a robot hand if you're not going to use it for robowanks. Or EVIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Evil robowanks
Like being tossed off by Hitler...such arm extensions!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Wolfenstein secret ending.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post
secret happy
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post here you go stuj - some autism has made your dream cum true for you:
www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/comments/67gynu/my_brothers_creation_in_robotics_class/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Faster!

(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bishop springs to mind

(Sherbs, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post could be interesting if the stop button's on the other side of the room

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post As much as I loved the earlier LOG stuff,
it unfortunately became a franchise that followed the law of diminishing returns.

Some of the subsequent projects by those involved haven't convinced me that this will turn out well...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Inside Number 9 is very hit and miss,
But it's good to see the television play format being given a small revival and a bit of risk taking by the writers and commissioning editor.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed,
but I think that the strengths of earlier incarnations of that format were that they generally weren't all written, directed and acted by the same people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aye.
I thought the one about the restaurant bill was good though. The one about the crossword was almost good. The karaoke one was bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like inside number 9

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dolescum

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Are you asking me out on a date?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post And Psychoville?
Don't get me wrong, I really like the guys, I just think they demonstrate the limitations of their abilities all too often.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Psychoville series 1 was superb
except for the last episode, which really felt like it had been rewritten hastily when they were given a second series.
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they ran out of pens.
Paulines pens
 (I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post If they don't work you shake 'em...
If they still don't work you CHUCK 'EM AWAY! BIN THEM!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not a fan of the second series?
I don't really remember a drop in quality.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the gags were there with interesting characters but I don't think that the story really held its own.
That said, I really do like the majority of what they do, happy to forgive any occasional lapses, and this is good news in my eyes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am and I agree, series 2 was excellent and I'm glad there was one
it's just that end episode of series 1 just felt like such a fumble its what annoyingly sticks in my head.
I should probably watch it again and change my mind completely
 (I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Worst Jim Carrey cosplay ever!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I resent Gatiss
for casting himself as Moriarty. He's a horrible ham. Whenever I hear him say "brother mine", a violent rage comes upon me.

Inside No 9, however, is fucking excellent: best thing any of them have done.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post He plays Mycroft, you Philistine.

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
Moriarty was almost as annoying though. "Did you miss me?". Absolutely fucking not.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post And you don't resent all the rest of it,
for being utter pap?

Why can't people leave Doyle alone?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Anyone want to invest in some amazing paintings that will DEFINITELY increase in value.
Definitely not the daubs of a fucking lunatic. Serious offers only.
Sozzers for FB link.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was expecting nude pictures pat butcher.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Me too.
:(
sadtimes
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I appear to have more to be sozzers about.
Sozzers about that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some times it's hard for us in America to understand you French people.
I'll keep trying.
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just you think about what you've done young man!

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post He done a young man?
In the pooper?
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oliver's most assiduous student

(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Painted by foot

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post By jove!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Endless Toy Train Loop

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post couldn't quite manage it with 3 pieces of track!

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy shit where did you manage to get hold of Southern Rails secret upgrade plans?
I bet share values will rise based on this leaked info
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post As a parent, I can attest
That building a robot is cheaper than buying four more curved Brio track pieces.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post The TRUTH

(macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wallace and gromit
Did it better.but i love robots
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The best of all the mechanical automata.

(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 13:42, , Reply)
This is a link post Well folks this time tomorrow I should be fast asleep
Either getting my right leglopped off or getting bummed by the only gay consultant in the theater.
So tonight we are getting the family round to take the piss and generally be rude and obnoxious to my manky ankle hence known as we call it the mankle.

My daughter has first dibs on painting my toe nails.
And after that there will be a few choice words write on the bloody useless piece of flesh.

I will update you all over the next few days as and when possible.
So its goodbye corby and hello Northampton hospital for the next week
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best, Mr Bunnykiller.
And think of the savings on shoe purchases!
 (I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I was just thinking of kicking the display shoe from out side the shoe shop and then legging it.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if there's a particular side that shoe shops generally favour when putting out single shoes.
Maybe you could undertake a study.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg!
And best of luck
 (dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best!
Remember to write "do not touch" on your gentlemens area.
 (I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Make sure you write on the dodgy foot "THIS ONE!"
or not, for comedy gold.

PS
All the best.
 (SpangoTheWonderBadger is brewing beer, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck.
Don't forget to insist that your robot foot has a setting for EVIL.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I find you quite humorous. Disturbing, but humorous.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Puntastic!
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post and apart fromThe evil setting there should be
Marked live on the other side of the switch and a USB charging port for my phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like a hi-tech Swiss Army Foot.
:D
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post yup eacly like that
can you or any one else rcomend what else the NHS should attach to my new Swiss army leg when i get it?
we have already got the easily confussed evil live switch and a charging port but there is space for more items that would be helpfull.
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Coffee machine. Oneof them posh ones like george Clooney advertses.
and a 60 inch plasma flatscreen telly so you can watch porn while you're recuperating.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pity you're not a Yank...
you've seen Planet Terror, right...?

Maybe one of those 'hoverboards', so you don't have to walk everywhere like us bipedal suckers...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Built in up-skirt camera

(I helped save b3ta! Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck, don't die!

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I will do my best to not die.

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post If you do,
Come back here and tell us if Elvis is a cunt.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post hope you've got
the aquarium set up on your mantelpiece and filled with formaldehyde.
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had that all set up
And then my Russian friend came round last night and drank the lot.

Let's just say that when he left he was totally pickled
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post :)
Good luck!
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post You should pickle it, then stick a broom stick in the end
and make Monty Python intro videos.
 (I helped save b3ta! HoratioFellatio Taking the the out of psychotherapist, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best Answer

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best wishes for that, hope all goes well.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this just because your porn career has gone stale and you're hoping a stint in German amputee porn will give you that retirement you've always dreamed of?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I told you before that was OUR dirty little secret
And know the the whole world knows .
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Honey, there are scores of people who know who we are.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post
save me a bit
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tomorrow we feast on manflesh!
I call dibs on the big toe!
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck, sir.
Do come along to the London bash so we can all call you names.
xx
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post be brave!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
Do you get to keep the Mankle for your Mantle?
 (I helped save b3ta! SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best Bunny
Hop you get well soon.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mr Mann I love pigs, best of all the animals, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pistorious time!
And best wishes
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0wNl66tT3Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 16:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Keep the bones
and have them cast in a transparent prosthetic limb.
That would look SOO COOL.
All the best!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Break a leg.
A smelly, festering leg. You've painted such a vivid, awful picture of the thing in your last few posts, glad you're getting shot of it. All the best.
 (I helped save b3ta! George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck dude.

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Mon 24 Apr 2017, 17:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good luck
No pun...make sure the good one is well marked though.
 (I helped save b3ta! bane, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you keep the bits they cut off? Asking for a friend.
So farewell then foot
You weren't the right one
More an Achilles heel
Now all the piggies have ran home

E.J. Thribb (17 1/2 feet)
 (I helped save b3ta! Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 18:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hop it all goes well for you
And wish you a speedy recovery :)
 (I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best of luck
I think Rolf Harris has a spare one that he doesn't use much anymore.
 (I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 20:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post From what I understand,
It was his "extra leg" that got him in trouble in the first place...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best foot forward and all that
Take care and you are lucky to be out of Corby.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really know you, but I wish you well anyway.
Hope your surgery goes a bit better than mine did last year; three months stuck in Freeman's in Newcastle with a handful of sportsgits led me to think that expiring was the easy way out.

Keep your chin up, and just look on the bright side - you should be able to shoplift shoes from about 50% of shoe stores, on average.

Best of British to you.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 22:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post All the best
And make a speedy recovery.. make sure they don't turn u into a mermaid
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 23:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Good luck, I wish you well
 (Beadlesdiddyhand, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 3:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post I missed all the well wishing...
I hope everything is/has gone ok and speedy recovery. #Legxit
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You terrible cunt!
I've beered all over my keyboard.
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope all goes well and hope that the consultant is a gentle lover

(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post 5 Squid he gets bummed.
All the best chap
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:37, , Reply)
This is a link post I think this ad beats Col's post below
Not sure what the "Mouse" is that they are advertising, but TBH I don't really care.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post click

(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Mon 24 Apr 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Kwaii!
Lovely cat too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 24 Apr 2017, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post +1 click for kemonomimi
That is far more catchy than it deserves to be. Would recommend for newsletter if we had those anymore ;-)
 (_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 22:59, , Reply)

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