when road saftey campaigns collide I made this!
me plus boredom equals this
( mutated monty, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:01, Reply)

bloody ace work
as usual.
( monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Correct me if I am wrong
But the required response would be woo yay?

Most excellent.
( redazril is a paranoid coke addict, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:03, Reply)

Hahahahaha!!
Watch out for kids travelling over 30mph!
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:03, Reply)

i think i love you...
that was effin brilliant.
( MrGomez lets rename the front page "HAPPY TOAST PAGE" ffs, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:04, Reply)

hahha
aaaaaaaaah

sigh..
(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:04, Reply)

ha ha ha
Why are you so brilliant? It's not fair!
( WebmasterFF has nothing to do but write this post on, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:04, Reply)

hahaha, inspired

( The Great Architect has Wii: has aching arm, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:05, Reply)

why can't we put video on teh front page???

( MrGomez lets rename the front page "HAPPY TOAST PAGE" ffs, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:06, Reply)

^this^

( Wildyles R.I.P Humph!, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:10, Reply)

Because we are the dirty bastard child of B3ta

( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:13, Reply)

filthy child
back to the attic with you!
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:18, Reply)

I only crept out because I smelt food!
*Scurries off*
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:20, Reply)

that'll be delia
cooking smash.
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:23, Reply)

"Cooking?"
Reheating, shirley?

I was told off for ranting while watching that lazy excuse for a Delia Smith PR Exercise Programme by mrs P...

_{*Goes off to rant*}
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:27, Reply)

Personally I don't watch delia
she unnerves me (I have no idea why), creeps me out.
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:36, Reply)

Probably because she's like a granny trying to be hip and on the pulse.
Using frozen potatoes. LOTS of frozen potatoes.
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:39, Reply)

oI.
Less of the Delia bashing. She is a legend.

Edit- spelling. Naughty step.
( t0ria does not like ill informed judgemental wankers, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Leg end more like ;)

( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Sos, I know you're a fan
But there's no excuse for that, especially when she has used child poverty while justifying it.

Sorry T *hugs*
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:46, Reply)

I know.
I'm not watching the new series. But she was a very nice lady when I met her, so nuh.

*accepts hug anyway*
( t0ria does not like ill informed judgemental wankers, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:51, Reply)

I feel guilty know
You said she was a legend...


( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:11, Reply)

It was crap wasn't it.
She seemed very defensive throughout the whole thing.
( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:39, Reply)

Probably because she knows that it's crap.
Yep, anyone who cooks "cheats", but this isn't cheating, it's assembly.

How does this teach anyone how to fend for themselves in a kitchen?

Teach people techniques, they can do their own stuff, teach them to open a packet they're going to spend more and learn NOTHING.

*RANT*
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:17, Reply)

though I haven't seen the offending piece (see above)
I tend to agree.

There is no inherent difficulty boiling, baking or nuking a spud. Why does such an operation need to be made less complex?
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:28, Reply)

It was when she pulled out a bag of pre-chopped
Veg that I really got annoyed....
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:30, Reply)

Tinned mince....


*gags*
( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:40, Reply)

*voms*

( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:41, Reply)

tinned mince??
You've got to be kidding me
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:54, Reply)

'fraid not.

( blackdogmanguitar www.justgiving.com/nicklegge, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:06, Reply)

*googles
tinned mince!

Well there is a war on...
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:08, Reply)

SEE!
It's not just me.
( Monty Propps has fecking man 'flu, bastard shitty shit cakes, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 15:37, Reply)

you can scale the youtube player to 280px...

(gaijintendo_ _MOOOOORNIGHT!_, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:20, Reply)

Hahaha
the original scares the crap out of me though.
( moogy boobles, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:06, Reply)

You talented arsehole!
Bloody good work.
( Wildyles R.I.P Humph!, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:10, Reply)

I do not have a superlative for how good that is
Therefore I'll say it's just superlative!
( pobblepop wants to be a Freeman, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:12, Reply)

ace
absolute class
(The Goat www.thinkfree.ca, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:13, Reply)

rubbish!
needs tunes!
( war3n3xt one two three four five six, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:19, Reply)

wonderful!
hahaha :)
( masakatsu ^^vv<><>BA, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:20, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha!
Just fantastic!
( Smallbrainfield staying in San Andreas for the time being., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:28, Reply)

Hahaha
super
( DogHorse is writing songs about stuff and that, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:29, Reply)

splendididid did

( Awallafashagba is wanting ice cream, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:34, Reply)

Bwuahahha!

( Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Wed 12 Mar 2008, 13:51, Reply)

Fucking great stuff :)

( Tyronne will be carbon neutral-has stopped using pencils., Wed 12 Mar 2008, 14:33, Reply)

I really REALLY like that!

(Ornsack, Thu 13 Mar 2008, 13:49, Reply)

superb

( god save the queen calling down the thunder, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:23, Reply)

That is the best thing I've seen today.
And I've seen jesus.
( Wildheart Baby check your lucky numbers, t.m.m.c.d.y.u., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 17:25, Reply)

Today?
(Baj Techniques are better than jokes, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:34, Reply)

hahah! mental
by the way, i showed "MOO" to my friend when she was on shrooms and very nearly gave her a bad trip. She was actually in tears of fright.

don't worry, we saved her with a colorful pillow that understood her.

also she looked at it again when she was sober and absolutely loved it
( Agent Muu http://www.b3ta.com/links/187129, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 19:51, Reply)

"Why are you ripping off cyriak's work?"
Ace!
( Roland E O'Dorant likes Steam Trains, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 20:28, Reply)

WIN AHOY!
Fantastic work as usual, you talented cretin.
(oshi_ Norma Stits? NORMA STITS?!, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:16, Reply)

Good to see the girl got revenge.
Top notch as always.
( Butters remembers when nostalgia used to be good., Fri 14 Mar 2008, 21:43, Reply)

top
stuff
( kahuna is performing a quirkafleeg, Fri 14 Mar 2008, 22:09, Reply)

hahahahahahahaha *mindfuck*!
..........


*drools*
( c_kick ™ just discovered The Bird & The Bee: wow, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 12:23, Reply)

Shit
that's good.
( durbster really should update his website, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 19:45, Reply)

great piece of work, please get bored more often :)
(theholefiller theholefiller, Sat 15 Mar 2008, 20:51, Reply)

nice tits
(Drewcifer66 won't kiss you for a dollar, Sun 16 Mar 2008, 22:32, Reply)