Coming soon (probably): an endoscope.

For reasons I have no idea how to explain, I often get a strong urge to know what my ears look like on the inside. So it's only a matter of time before an endoscope arrives at the door...
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:56, 18 replies)

pervert

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:23, closed)

Well yes, but I don't see how that was apparent from the post...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:24, closed)

ear ... yeah ... deffo for your ear ... mmm hmmm ... yup

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:26, closed)

I reckon the people who make them know that people want to use them to look up their winkies, otherwise why would they be the same diameter as the jap's eye?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:29, closed)

^voice of much experience^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 12:30, closed)

I remember when vibrating dildos were called therapeutic massage devices and
came in a package that showed a woman soothing her tense neck muscles.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 13:44, closed)

Plain brown envelope.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 16 Apr 2014, 13:56, closed)

Therapeutic cream enclosed.

(SlantedScience, Thu 17 Apr 2014, 3:22, closed)

I assume you have a smart phone and if you do it is a half decent one. You know there are
various lens attachments available and there are ones that would happily look inside ears, noses and throats. There are even some fairly cool ones for examination of the fundus.

Not sure if anything is on the horizon for the other cavities and orifice of the body.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 13:55, closed)

Dark, I imagine

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:39, closed)

You've spelt arse wrong.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Wed 16 Apr 2014, 14:48, closed)

And the prize for the most succinct comeback goes to...

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:18, closed)

Another example of why replies should be able to win.
/ac
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 20:40, closed)

Your poor dog.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:37, closed)

Honest officer, I was checking for worms

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:38, closed)

Ban this sick filth!
On that subject, this guy was arrested for "innappropriate behaviour" with his Pit Bull terrier (!):



www.theregister.co.uk/2014/03/10/florida_pitbull_outrage/

Love the eyes! Anyone care to 'shop it...?
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:01, closed)

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 16:15, closed)

jez north?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 17:10, closed)