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Sports day, did you excel or fail like the corpulent flids you are?

Alt: I have a wet croth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 16:33, 88 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

What have you had a stroke of recently?
www.independent.co.uk/video/?videoid=3634045956001
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 14:50, 133 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

HEY GUYS!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 14:32, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

One hour of work left. Two punters all morning. Not bad at all.
What's not bad in yourday ?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 10:55, 96 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

So this weekend I am driving down to Bridlington for a surprise 30th birthday party
Have you ever had a surprise party? Best/worst party?

Work nights out. Last night I skipped one being hosted by the bosses' bosses' boss as a thank you for all our hard work. It consisted of missing the England match (in hindsight not a bad thing) and going to some shit cheap all you can eat place. No doubt some kind of speech happened too. Tales of work nights out gone good/bad?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 9:40, 54 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hi gang!
I'm on the road to 'glasto'!
I can't wait to 'get high' in the 'healing tents' whilst watching 'the mumford family'.
How are you getting 'high' today?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 25 Jun 2014, 7:41, 98 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've been to the pub.
I'm back now though. Beat that!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 21:29, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've seen a Jensen Interceptor. WANT.
When did you last really want something expensive and frivolous that you have no need for?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 15:50, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Yer innit, yer.
What food would you never try? Sporto said insects and Im going with Oysters.

alt. www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10070991/Pope-Francis-performs-first-exorcism.html
Old news but this was a bit dramatic.
Why wasn't the Pope arrested for battering a spacker?

altalt. What's your jam at the minute?
I'm still loving this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fwyA7L9NYg
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 13:50, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Last three things you bought?
Next three things you will buy?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 10:35, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning. Have an a x-ray of a fat person:

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 8:11, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright.
Here's a film we all need to see.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shart:_The_Challenge
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 24 Jun 2014, 6:58, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

anyone got an extension lead I can borrow?
Evening scholars and gentlemen I am enjoying the last of the sunshine in my jardin with some vino whilst pinging off some emails that are a bit lastminute.com!

whotcha up to?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 19:34, 149 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

My boss just came in with a load of ice pops for everyone
what's the last thing your boss gave you?

alt. link a local news tale.
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/salford-quays-bridge-jump-watch-7311711

altalt. alright.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 16:30, 92 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Based on today I think I'm going to take the rest of the week off
Slept in this morning, no coffee, then get to work to have 4 hours of pain with spastic cunts upstairs in development. Now I'm trying to explain to a customer that I actually really did upgreade their systems on Friday - they dont believe me and are complaining that their older version doesnt work any more

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHMBULANCE

How is your week shaping up? I have 200' of fence to chop up tonight for my wood burner and the football to watch tomorrow, though I am missing out on a free meal to do so
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 14:58, 192 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning my fellow internetters
How was your weekend? Was it walking in the woods, or did the wheels come off?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 9:42, 159 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Goodmorning, oft topic!
I hbve towork full_time at my surgery now; bloobloo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-27913238 nhs news linj i putan 's' in to make sure it doesnt work :)
thoughts??
alt: best speling misteak

Best Wishe's, Doctor Beast Roll
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 7:46, 58 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Well that one died on its arse.
What's likely to die on its arse for you today?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Jun 2014, 7:46, Reply)

Elderberries? Wanker.
I had a blow-out on the A1 this afternoon. What have you been up to that sounds like you've been spending time with Jaysum?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 21:46, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Morning fools
So how are you piss ants doing?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 22 Jun 2014, 7:47, 18 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nursey has died. No more 'lovely udders'.
So that's two Blackadder actors dead in two weeks.

Who will be next?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 20:59, 15 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright?
How's your Saturday panning out?
I've had a couple joints and am off to the bank in the sunshine.
Out for drinks later too. Hurrah!

Alt. Don't care though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 11:46, 78 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Early night benders.
Imma 12 hours good!

Alt: shit, call me an ambulance!!!

Se'sly
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sat 21 Jun 2014, 1:34, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)