up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 21:29, 36 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's the juicer decorated for Halloween, Poundland have done us proud with a load of tat.
Do you take part in pointless celebrations, Easter, Christmas, Eid, the Jewish one etc? Or are you above such crap?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:17, 121 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm like the genie in your lamp and face on your stamp
The hip-hop rocket, the microphone champ

Have we covered boobs and booze? I like both boobs AND booze.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:42, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

where is everyone? hands off cocks, on socks
i've pulled my neck/shoulder and i didn't sleep well and i can't do anything without pain, it's so fucking annoying. what's making you grumpy?

alt: what's making you happy?

altalt: would you get embarrassed buying a sex toy or medical treatment for something a bit dodgy or tampax for the mrs?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:18, 77 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

morning

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 8:18, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Tell ya what.
This place is so much better since I ignored that Hartley Hare poster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:10, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

2.0 thread..............answer and I'll 2.0 you

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 19:05, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Nowt interesting in that last thread. Let's talk about tits and beer.
I like tits. I like beer.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 14:26, 163 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I'm sure there's tons of intersting stuff in that last thread but I can't be arsed reading it
What can't you be arsed with?

alt if you take stuff into work with you, like sarnies or anti-retardation pills, at what point is it unacceptable to use a rucksack and when should you really be using a briefcase instead? Or is an Aldi bag alright?

alt2 What annual would you like for Xmas this year?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 12:44, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Cadburys are no longer to produce chocolate coins according to the metro, this saddens people. Are you sad about anything?
Alt, best chocolate stuff ever?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:02, 168 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

up yer bum

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 7:41, 96 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 17:35, 133 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Remember Space Sentinels? I always wanted to be the black chick.
What short-lived 1970s cartoon character did you etc etc blah blah?

Because you all look like Thelma from Scooby Doo.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 15:56, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hallowqueen
After the Sexy Ebola Nurse outfit in the papers yesterday, what's the best costume you've seen?
Imma say this
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/p526x296/10622952_677522662317096_5313444980461683386_n.jpg?oh=241b7699bf90f3092283e7b94bbda26a&oe=54DF51B6&__gda__=1420443472_b9b68a21e529f98e3bc846fda24b34bd
That's a man btw.

Are you one for giving sweets/money to trick or treaters or do you hide away?

Alt. Best halloween films. I watch The Exorcist every year.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 11:56, 117 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

meaty

( $$ ✅, Tue 28 Oct 2014, 7:10, 154 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

(⊙＿⊙)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 22:40, 15 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where is everyone?
A successful evening. But tiring. Why is being late on a Monday so much more tiring than a Friday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 21:40, 16 replies, latest was 10 years ago)