that currymuncher bird on bbc3 right now
Would.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 20:50, 34 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

I love how territorial people are on this website.
People on /Links slagging off OT. People on OT slagging off everyone. /talk doing another "morning" thread.
What are you possessive about? What are you defensive about?

alt. Alright?
altalt. Evening food plans or general plans.
alaltalt. Wee Wee Tapir.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 18:44, 59 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

That was certainly a thread.
I hope somebody starts a new one soon.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 16:29, 79 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

dweeb-free thread
anybody who talks shop gets taken outside and called mean names

Sand or pebbles? Salt or fresh? Sharks or jellyfish? Hooning about on the water or slobbing around on the beach like a cunt?
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 11:52, 182 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

FFS
If anyone is actually here, what are your comforts? Food? Drink? Films? Music?

Alt:
School trips
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:27, 167 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Alright The Internet
I'm just winding down for my holiday now, tidying up a few bits at work. I'm cultivating a pretty chilled out vibe right here. What's going on in your dull suburban lives? Anything, y'know,........'nice' happening?

Alt:
I'm just winding down for my holiday now, tidying up a few bits at work. I'm cultivating a pretty fucking bored vibe right here. What's going on in your dull suburban lives? Anything, y'know,........'fucking shit' happening?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 7:52, 152 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Last thread is dead.
Good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 21:42, 30 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

You know how Doctor Who is shit and for kids
what do you like that's shit and for kids?

And you can't say "my penis", baggyfrock.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 18:21, 85 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

You're the devil in disguise
Just now A few days ago I saw about 8 teenage kids all sharing one tiny joint whilst trying to look like a gang. It was laughable

Tell me of your teenage ways. Were you a right little cunt or a goody-two-shoes?

Alt:
Movember. Shite or shite?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:49, 161 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

So there was me and me two other older caveman brothers
and we were walking through the woods, starving, when we saw a cave. Through that cave we saw a loaf of sliced berad, it was the best loaf of bread I ever did see, but we had to go into a big scary cave to get it.

My oldest brother went in, and as he stepped up to the peddistole that had the bread, he heard a ghost, this is what happened.

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

He ran out, and went to the my second oldest brother "Don't go in there bruv', theres a ghost". Well, second oldest caveman brother thought it was bullshitting so he went in .....

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'
       `':          `.
         `:.          `.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

And then he done a runner too, up to me. Well, I ain't no pussyole, I ran in grabbed the bread, and wolfed it all down.

    .'``'.      ...
     :o  o `....'`  ; WOOO I am the ghost that guards the toast
     `. O         :'   I warned you once.
       `':          `.       I warned you twice
         `:.          `.        I wiped my bottom on every slice.
          : `.         `.
         `..'`...       `.
                 `...     `.
                     ``...  `.
                          `````.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 12:39, 61 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

seems about right
www.gq-magazine.co.uk/entertainment/articles/2014-11/01/shoreditch-wildlife-hoxton-mini-press-east-london-zoo
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 0:04, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Sunday?
I painted some walls and made friends with some lesbians.
Did you have fun?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Nov 2014, 18:50, 41 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

If there was a Premier League club
Called Aardvark United, they would be top of the league before the season started based purely on listing teams in alphabetical order.

Alt. Saturday night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 20:32, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

If Bristol City, Barnsley and Bradford get promoted from League 1;
And Brighton, Blackpool, Bolton and Birmingham all avoid relegation from the Championship;
and Burnley get relegated and Bournemouth fail to get promoted;


THEN 11 out of 24 teams in the Championship would start with "B".

Isn't that AMAZING?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 19:32, 5 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

well I'm certainly enjoying this Saturday morning drizzle.
Who wants to play Monopoly and drink milkshake in our pyjamas?
(old man river possible lesbian, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 8:55, 81 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Wooooo ghosts!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 23:30, 11 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

up yours, dickface

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 19:54, 3 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

boom! chippy tea

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 18:48, 55 replies, latest was 9 years ago)