(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 19:55, 19 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Have you been asked if you changed your clocks today at all? We have, several times, it was bloody irritating.
Do the great British public ever really annoy the fuck out of you? For small, insignificant things like the above? They've all been cunts today.
Alt, interesting food ideas please.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 17:23, 198 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Should have known better...
Regale the board with tales of your stupidity. I recently plugged in the power for a tape drive...into a running server. Large bang and no server...

Alt:
Top three/bottom three foodstuffs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 14:29, 162 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Im feeling a bit rough today, to be fair.
Newcastle killed me.
How wild do you go on a night out? I was still doing shots when we hit the club :(

alt. Share a regaling tale from your weekend.
altalt lunch/food/pricks
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 12:41, 115 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

It's socially acceptable to put someone's genitals in your mouth
but you eat ONE crisp you find under the sofa and you're some kind of gross sicko.

What else is a shocking societal double standard?

ALT: How much exercise do you do a week? I've started jogging in the morning before work and walking home from work.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 10:40, 192 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Back to work today* after a pretty good weekend
So! How does changing the clocks affect you? For me it fucks up my sleeping/eating patterns for about a week, even causes mild nausea at times. Do you really think it's relevant any more or should we just stay on GMT all year?
Alt: Best new music you've heard in the last couple of months? I quite like that new 'Royal blood' beat combo that all the young folks are 'grooving to' nowadays.

*After today I have the rest of the week off - woo!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 Oct 2014, 7:30, 40 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Evening.
How are we?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 17:46, 23 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright you idle gits
I've put a load of washing in, been for a run and had a shower all before 8am on a Sunday. Dunno how that happened. Might sit motionless for the rest of the day.

What have you done?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Oct 2014, 7:52, 17 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening

(Good evening Good evening, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 21:53, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

As it sat'day ahm 'avin bred unt drippin fur tea
Alright?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 19:14, 54 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Where the fuck is everyone?
Waiting for family to arrive. Had to buy everything from nuit st George to variety pack cereal. Frog has been cleaned and brushed. Exhausted already. What are you lot lurking at?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 25 Oct 2014, 11:41, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

#cornershopwine

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 21:35, 9 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Staying in.
#sofacans #musicbinge #loner #snailonthemat #pooplops
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 24 Oct 2014, 19:15, 28 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Someone did a delete.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 15:22, 176 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good morning internet fatties, trolls, sockpuppets, druggies, wasters, losers, idiots and weirdos
How are you this fine Friday, its Friday pay day for me (and I expect others) double cause for celebration. What are your weekend plans? Me I'm just looking forward to a bit of a rest to be honest, its been a hard week what with all the interesting topics to reply to and work avoidance techniques I have had to utilise to do so.

Alt. Tell me a tale about the stupidest person you know.
( Peej, Fri 24 Oct 2014, 8:17, 334 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alright?
tgeres a big one on the lotto tomo, £150m.... I'd love that, next week I'm going Brighton and if I had that kind of money, I would buy myself some sushi
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:34, 129 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

If any of you London types
Are around on the 15th November, I'm making plans for beer with McBeef.

As you were.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 16:38, 116 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Mind, fresh coffee goes right through me.
What goes right through you?

alt. LOOK at this building that plays music when it rains. who said all Germans were doom and gloom, eh?
www.barnorama.com/a-building-that-plays-music-when-it-rains/
what would your ideal house do/ look like?
I'd be happy in a Bungalow with a bay window tbh.

altalt. alright? Good week/bad week.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 11:47, 244 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Early morning thread.
Why are you an arsehole? What do you do, that you know singles you out as a bit of a prick, either at work or home? I make sure I get all the easy bits of a job that I'm running, and give the next best to the engineers I like instead of fairly distributing work load.

Alt: got pulled over by the police on the way home. Didn't do nuffing. You ever get in trouble?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 7:23, 172 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

All tucked up in bed? Or actually talking to 'real' people?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 21:05, 21 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 18:10, 75 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I like your Halloween costume
is it the fat zombie from Dawn of the Dead?
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 22 Oct 2014, 15:30, 160 replies, latest was 10 years ago)