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Was there nowhere closer to London to get this done?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:43,
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Could be worse, you could have a head like a bullock.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:22,
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pwnd(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:26,
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Oh man the bad news just keeps on comingOn the plus side its only Pierre so does anyone really care.
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You could visit the Brick and Tile Museum(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:37,
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Ah, not open on Fridayswww.somerset.gov.uk/libraries-and-heritage/museums/somerset-brick-and-tile-museum/
Sorry to get your hopes up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:44,
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Why is it that whenever I need a wee in a public convenience, somebody does for a forest first? I was just about to get up and some old guy went in. I can't be sure, obviously, buthe took ages and when he came out he looked knackered. Imma give it a minute
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Kroney, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:40,
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Fuck this, I'm off to Aldi'sAnyone need anything?
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:47,
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Some of their excellent cold meats and very good value vegetables and fruit please.(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
You dont have the Stones for that(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:34,
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I eated too much cake and now feel a bit sick :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:49,
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I ate too much cake last night. And then I didn't get any sleep so I feel rotten today.(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:50, Reply)
Kids are shit, aren't they(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:52,
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What is the fucking point in them, they just leach off you for years and then they leave and keep leaching off you.
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Train them to get cans from the fridge(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:54,
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She's not even a metre highshe can't even reach the top of the freezer.
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Put the cans lower down thenSheesh, do I have to think of EVERYTHING?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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Doesn't stop Battered, etc etc etc, try the veal.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:12,
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I do enjoy a good leech when I visit my parents though(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:02,
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Me too.I intend to leech some money off them when I move house. Hey, it's not my fault, I didn't task ask to be born!
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WOAH. Careful, I was there a few weeks ago and I died.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 11:59,
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That's me, sharp as a knife. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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Too full for lunch :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:11,
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Cold pizza for breakfast this morning!(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:12,
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I find it very hard to resist eating all the pizza, so I very rarely have this.(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Bastard colleague has abandoned me to go buy a PS4We were meant to be going to the chippy for lunch, and he's let me down.
Boo.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:24,
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Wo wants to buy my house then?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:32,
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bit shit that the 2% stamp duty on 250 to 300k didn't happen innit(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I see.Can you not just rent it out again or is it unlikely to hit 300k?
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I want the equity by Feb/Mar next year so dont want to get a new tenant in(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:42,
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Didn't want the fuck on of new tenants TBHSell it then keep the cash
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:47,
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so you'll opt out of capital appreciation plus rental yield just for less hassle?Seems legit.
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Its at the top of its value. If I can sell now and my tenants are moving out I can get rent on a property I dont even own any more
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:52,
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Hopefully not too longWe bought ours in less than 6 weeks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:55,
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Subthread of the year right here(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:57,
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also yeahWait for the ISA limit to go up to 15k in July, bang 15k of the equity in a stocks & shares ISA and the balance in the same funds via an OEIC.
Keep until Feb/March, job done, in the correct funds you'd be looking at minimum 10% growth in a year, even with 5% over the 9 months or so you''ve pissed all over inflation.
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That I might well doI'll drop you a gaz should we sell for some ideas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 12:59,
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the value of an investment, and any income from it, can go down as well as up and you may not get back the amount investedPast performance is not a guide to future performance.
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Have you got any advice regarding pensions?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:07,
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pay in as much as you can so that you max out the tax reliefAnd as a rough rule of thumb your contribution as a percentage of your income should be half your age.
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Really?Fuck, that means I'm woefully underfunding my pension pot.
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I'm in my lounge.Or living room, if you're common. About to LUNCH. Or dinner, if you're common.
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I'm in my "work chair"I'm farting
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:15,
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I have to go to a meeting in Newcastle next month.That will be fun I have no doubt
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Shout up if you fancy a pint(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:21,
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im still not meeting you tomorrow, yeah?Haha! Imma be on a proper crawl starting in The Gate and ending at Digital.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:43,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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I've crossed out the word 'at' and replaced it with 'with several', then I've crossed out the last part of the word 'digital' and replaced it with an 's' and some other wordsPerfectly clear
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:02,
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its the at bit Im not gettingAh who cares
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:06,
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FFS jaysum...starting in The Gate and ending with several Digits up my bum
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:08,
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Jokes are always funnier if you have to explain them(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:09,
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May well do mate,it seems to be near (ish) Metro central (not that that means anything to me)
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?The Metro Centre or Central Metro?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:59,
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There's a rather good bar there called The CenturionReally cool Victorian tiles. It used to be the first class lounge at the station but was boarded up for years and forgotten about
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:03,
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interesting I have to say I have no idea where I am going in Newcastle,
been years since I was last there, and even then the inlaws drove us in.
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so we're on our way to heathrow, to pick up a hire carmy friend thought I'd booked it and I thought she'd booked it, so here we all are, toddling off to heathrow, and no car is waiting for us....
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:19,
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I know, imagine being cool enough to have a big gang of friends to go away with you probably can't
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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Also, why are you going to Heathrow to get a hire car?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:23,
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Its the area of Greater Heathrow.Or Slough, as it used to be.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:28,
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im logged in on my mobile and stupid property chat has fucked up the screenThere should be a proper app
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:44,
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who am I leaving my property to when I die alone?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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I also like the freedom of being able to move as I please(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:48,
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I'll have my parents house then. or at least the moneyI could go council or I could die.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:51,
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Your parents will have sold the house and gone on a round the world bucket list by then(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:01, Reply)
nah Dads already said its mine. Im the last in my family. What a legacy im leaving behind!
*cue rory*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:04,
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Thats the point... lulling you in to a false sense of security then WHAMOO no inheritance, house has been on lease back and they have spunked all the money on drugs and wrinkly swinging
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"That'll teach wor jayus f'deprivin' us of w'grandkids, hinny"(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:11,
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As a northerner his father will be genetically predisposed to dislike "the gays"(, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 14:16, Reply)
Are you still there?(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Mar 2014, 13:51,
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