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Following on from earlier comments, what's for dinner
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33, 144 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
cottage pie
taking into account some of the suggestions from earlier.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)
taking into account some of the suggestions from earlier.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:53, Reply)
Something that will help me get some decent sleep, probably a pasta dish of some sort.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57, Reply)
well yeah
that's what happens to plums when they never ever get drained due to a chronic lack of sex. and no, your shameless bory bumming doesn't count.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43, Reply)
that's what happens to plums when they never ever get drained due to a chronic lack of sex. and no, your shameless bory bumming doesn't count.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43, Reply)
I don't often need to go to my GP but I've just tried to get an appointment this afternoon
Earliest is Wednesday morning.
Frankly I'd be jolly cross if I discovered that my GP was SBT. If I was a hypochondriac pensioner I'd be fucking livid.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Earliest is Wednesday morning.
Frankly I'd be jolly cross if I discovered that my GP was SBT. If I was a hypochondriac pensioner I'd be fucking livid.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:25, Reply)
You'd be alright if you were an alky though, get a sympathetic ear and all that, no judgemental prick fresh out of med school
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:31, Reply)
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Good for you, shows a sense of commitment, something the kids today all lack
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:46, Reply)
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This comes across as a messianic message
Billy Graham sort of stuff...
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Billy Graham sort of stuff...
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04, Reply)
I saw Dipso at Invest. They were shit if you weren't a pierced prick full of Ecstasy.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59, Reply)
I'm pleased to read that
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.
Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.
Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20, Reply)
So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local council
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23, Reply)
It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43, Reply)
I fucking cracked my shin a right one on the coffee table saturday night when I got back
still hurts. :(
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)
still hurts. :(
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29, Reply)
So when are you seeing her again? Gonna try to muck up inside her this time?
Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35, Reply)
Well, did she mention the job early in the date,
Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13, Reply)
All that means is that she was looking for a get out clause early on.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Put it this way, i felt so sorry for your physical appearance I sponsored you to try and impove yourself.
18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.
PROGRESS!!!
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.
PROGRESS!!!
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23, Reply)
And whom have you found???
Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37, Reply)
there is a good kebab van down the road,
good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44, Reply)
My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo,
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58, Reply)
My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the park
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Fuck off about my dogs.
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08, Reply)
One of mine, on the command - CHILL
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14, Reply)
The other one is deaf
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22, Reply)
A doner kebab could easily be my death row meal. If rib of beef or a rack of lamb wasn't available.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48, Reply)
My sinuses are fucked again
I feel like I've got bricks up my nose.
Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.
You're a GP.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)
I feel like I've got bricks up my nose.
Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.
You're a GP.
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Organic lean beef mince and cracked black pepper and cheddar cottage pie in the oven
Amphibian in the shower
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Amphibian in the shower
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04, Reply)
So, Malaysia airlines mh370,
Really good April fools prank or tragedy?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
Really good April fools prank or tragedy?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06, Reply)
You man it soldiered on for ages despite difficulties before the weakest member getting jettisoned?
( , Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:25, Reply)
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