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Following on from earlier comments, what's for dinner
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:33,
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YM, YD and YK
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:46,
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cottage pie
taking into account some of the suggestions from earlier.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:53,
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Fucked if I know.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:54,
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6 litres of strong cider.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:55,
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Probably some bickering too.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57,
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In a pub in Kensington?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:01,
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No.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:02,
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Ah. Pizza Express then.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:07,
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Yawn.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:07,
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How's your home brew coming along?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:08,
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Yeah wicked mate, have a nice evening.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:12,
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Don't forget your voucher!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:13,
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with free prosecco!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:08,
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Something that will help me get some decent sleep, probably a pasta dish of some sort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57,
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how about an overdose of paracetamol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:42,
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^ upset ^
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:47,
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fifteen pickles and a purple plum
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:57,
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+dozer
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 17:58,
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well yeah
that's what happens to plums when they never ever get drained due to a chronic lack of sex. and no, your shameless bory bumming doesn't count.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:43,
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you had psychochomp's cock in your mouth
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:52,
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haven't we all no wait what
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:29,
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Fajitas
I'll be eating lightly due to steak at lunch.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 18:23,
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I don't often need to go to my GP but I've just tried to get an appointment this afternoon
Earliest is Wednesday morning.
Frankly I'd be jolly cross if I discovered that my GP was SBT. If I was a hypochondriac pensioner I'd be fucking livid.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:25,
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You'd be alright if you were an alky though, get a sympathetic ear and all that, no judgemental prick fresh out of med school
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:31,
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Rory will pop up very soon and point out that I AM an alky.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:34,
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Good for you, shows a sense of commitment, something the kids today all lack
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:46,
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A man needs a hobby
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:49,
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Well, I got a new friend. His name is 'sobriety'.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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Nobody needs a friend like that.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00,
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This comes across as a messianic message
Billy Graham sort of stuff...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:04,
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Melvins innit
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:08,
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you're a dipso prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:51,
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more music snobbery
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:57,
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I saw Dipso at Invest. They were shit if you weren't a pierced prick full of Ecstasy.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 19:59,
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ecstasy at a rock gig is ecstasy wasted
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:00,
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Wouldn't know. Never tried it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:02,
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Neither has Dozer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:05,
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yeah I've never done any drugs ever
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:12,
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I'm pleased to read that
You have the ability, if you believe it, to be a brave young man and forget your past.
Accept yourself and be accepted into our lord - because shortly he'll give you a bank holiday due to being hammered onto a cross.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:20,
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So he produced a load of wine from somewhere, knocked some tables over and pissed off the local council
and THEN he got hammered? I think they've got it all backward
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:23,
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It's fair to say that he was a miscreant and deserved all he got.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Fuck I was there!
Took loads of drugs and advised people.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:06,
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alright dr gonzo
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:10,
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Beans on toast
king of the piss-easy dinners
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:24,
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You still cunt-struck from yesterday?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:26,
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I fucking cracked my shin a right one on the coffee table saturday night when I got back
still hurts. :(
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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So when are you seeing her again? Gonna try to muck up inside her this time?
Probably best to not suggest anal yet.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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Never too early to suggest the ringpiece.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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Can I put my willy in your bum?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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No
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:15,
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dunno yet
she's out of the country for a bit for her job.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:05,
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That's what she's told you.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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that's what my crippling anxiety thinks too
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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Well, did she mention the job early in the date,
Or just drop it in the conversation about an hour in?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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early, so fingers crossed on that one
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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All that means is that she was looking for a get out clause early on.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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Just because YOU'RE a horrid little man that nobody likes
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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Put it this way, i felt so sorry for your physical appearance I sponsored you to try and impove yourself.
18 months later you've stepped away from drunken late night online poker and found someone who didn't run away from you in the first 3 minutes.
PROGRESS!!!
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:23,
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And whom have you found???
Wanking off in the toilets at the soft play area doesn't count, btw
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:37,
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You're a saint
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:39,
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alright lighto
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:29,
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evening
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:11,
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i heard you went on a date and it was good.
That is good news.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:45,
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Not so much for the girl though
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:01,
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Rude.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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well I never
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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PIZZA AND CHIPS!!!!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:35,
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Good lad,
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:37,
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i made a pie as well,
but i'm saving that for tomorrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:43,
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Needs moar doner kebab meat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:38,
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there is a good kebab van down the road,
good enough to eat sober, but ladypig is always so down on kebabs when sober. I always get a super big one drun just so i can have it for breakfast.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:44,
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Doners are fucking excellent.
Our dog is a big fan.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:46,
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your dog has excellent taste.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:51,
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He has.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:53,
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My dogs only eat kibble and their own poo,
And absolutely anything on the floor in the park and slippers.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:58,
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My friend's stupid dog nearly killed itself trying to get a tasty scrap in the park
It was a fucking dried up teabag. Greedy bastard. Still, less bent than your dogs, I think
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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Fuck off about my dogs.
They're small, and daft, but they're ace. I've got one of them to lie down when I shout bang. Now I've got to get her to do it while running and it will be ace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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One of mine, on the command - CHILL
Rolls on his back and plays dead.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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That's a good one.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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The other one is deaf
But he understands hand signals intuitively. I can point and signal at 100 yards and he knows what I mean.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:22,
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I'm only teasing you
They were proper cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:27,
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I'll bring em down to London one day.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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yESss!!!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:35,
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A doner kebab could easily be my death row meal. If rib of beef or a rack of lamb wasn't available.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:48,
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Can I have all three?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 20:54,
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Anything for you sweety
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:00,
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My sinuses are fucked again
I feel like I've got bricks up my nose.
Mr Pharmacist says see your GP.
You're a GP.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:03,
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Man up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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I usually do
But I'm needing real advice here.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251373
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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I wonder if that nice Craig Colclough could help?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:10,
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Kill yourself.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:07,
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That would solve the problem, but I need a less dramatic answer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2251364
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:09,
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Organic lean beef mince and cracked black pepper and cheddar cottage pie in the oven
Amphibian in the shower
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:04,
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So, Malaysia airlines mh370,
Really good April fools prank or tragedy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:06,
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It went down like a marriage to an angry little dwarf
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:24,
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You man it soldiered on for ages despite difficulties before the weakest member getting jettisoned?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:25,
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Doomed from the outset to crash and burn, but still v expensive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:26,
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Nice.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:33,
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Fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:08,
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that Nige Farage eh?
What a dick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:13,
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Did you watch the programme earlier on C4?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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it's on now. C4+1
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:18,
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I haven't seen it, but he's dreamy
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:14,
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I would.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 31 Mar 2014, 21:17,
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