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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So, how are you?

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Not bad, ta. You?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:11, Reply)
Pretty good.
I'm filthy. Working in a paint factory. My shoes look like something Geordiejay might wear to a parade.
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Working in a paint factory. My shoes look like something Geordiejay might wear to a parade.

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)

. Working in a paint factory. My shoes look
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:25, Reply)
Very good thanks. 10 hours sleep last night, which means I am being very productive (so far) today.
How are you? Wedding plans started?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Yeah, getting some ideas together.
Still figuring out budgets really.
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£100k minimum

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
plus the closure of the Forth bridges

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
Avoid a bullshitting father-in-law if you can.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Her dad is broke. And a cunt. And quite possibly not invited.

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I didn't invite my parents to mine.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Who would guard the mine if you had

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
How are you?
I've seen QI.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:14, Reply)
I'm well..
I've seen it too.
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Hungry now. Haslet and salad butties for lunch.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
What's Haslet?
I had a sandwich and a yoghurt.
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haslet it for the true epicurean. It is cows bumholes and eyelids, perhaps with a tiny bit of hoof.

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Haslet is 'fucking shit'.
My dog likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Spicy pork meatloaf thingy. Very nice.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
It's 2-1 against you currently.

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3-1
sorry dr
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
d.r. and grinch was being sarcastic, then?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
It's meat flavoured straw.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:33, Reply)
haslet is v nice and spicy but suspiciously generic
so if you just go on taste it's a thumbs up, but if a graphic description of ground-up innards isn't your thing, steer clear.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Bit peckish.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
All good, trying to decide whether to eat my Mars bar now,
Or save it for it I get caught in traffic on the way home.
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Life is full of these difficult decisions.
Look into your heart, you will find the answer within
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
Thanks tanger

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Yer, alright.
Had the day off work yesterday to invigilate at the gallery. Nothing was done in my absence, so very busy.

How are you, Windy Pig?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:15, Reply)
I looked after a gallery of a while
The council let us have an empty shop until someone took on the lease as long as we paid the insurance. 6 friends filled it with art, was quite fun for a couple months.
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thinking about a houmous salad from itsu for lunch, if i'm honest

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
"To be honest"
What - are you not honest normally?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
^lawyer

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
poo/food
Typical Gill!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:16, Reply)
dear tom
please try to say something interesting, at least once in a while?

yours sincerely

THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:18, Reply)
yer the joke is to deliberately misspell the name, thus poking fun at dyslexia

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
i don't think you get jokes
or humour
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I'm one of the UK's leading satirists.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
'Shatire'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
'shiterature'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
This is some kind of food, right?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:17, Reply)
yes
it's a big box with a flat bread and harissa houmous, beans, peas and other such green salady things piled on top of it.

www.itsu.com/menus/sandwiches_and_salads/hip,-humble-and-houmous_uk25.html
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:19, Reply)
needs more sausage.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:21, Reply)
oooh yeah
needs more unidentified meat stuffs scraped off the floor of the slaughterhouse and tied into skin
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Wow
Getting someone to pay that much for the floor scrapings from the local market, on bread, is genius.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
^ no, it doesn't really have sausage in it ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
Itsu is nice I guess.

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Itsu not so bad

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Shuddupa your face.

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:(

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Too slow vege scum.

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Ah shaddap you face

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Hungry.
Trying to decide whether to have a late breakfast or an early lunch.
First world problems.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Have you considered 'brunch'?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
Brinner

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
No, because I'm not a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:25, Reply)
^ lies on the internet ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:35, Reply)
BOTH

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:22, Reply)
^ fat cunt ^

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
^ hasn't seen his feet in years ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Have a brunch.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
The answer is, have both?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I think you've missed breakfast you lazy cunt

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:27, Reply)
I don't usually bother with breakfast.
I can't face eating in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Not bad thanks Windy, you?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I'm good.

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That's what it says on the toilet wall, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
HAPPY.
Hope you are too.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:36, Reply)
Sound Weepee ta.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 1 Apr 2014, 12:38, Reply)
Bored of this now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Are you leaving 4eva?????

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
No, just until the next thread

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:31, Reply)
ape is quiet these days
all the women in his house must have silenced him
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:33, Reply)
and where's kroney, eh? eh?
I've got a hilarious picture of a "Nintendo Oui" that I can't use until he turns up.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
So you DO want to hear about people's children?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:37, Reply)
only the sexy ones

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 13:44, Reply)


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