Friday evening thread. Apparently Cameron is planning a major cabinet reshuffle, with more fanny in the new one. Good lad. Who would you have in the cabinet? What b3tan would you have?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 18:52, 29 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I already put someone in a cabinet
but the police were not cool about it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:01, Reply)

I'd totes have that Boris, he's proper ROFL and has LOL hair.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:05, Reply)

he's a LEGERRRND him.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1719210
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:07, Reply)

What happened to MMPS? Doesn't seem to have been around for quite a while.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:12, Reply)

He popped up on /talk a few weeks back

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:23, Reply)

I should be transport minister, after completing my '3p1c 8ik3r1d3' across London without dying tonight.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 19:15, Reply)

Beefy for foreign affairs.
Swipe for food and agricultural stuff
Two hats for arts and culture
You for health
Al as deputy PM to tell you you're all wrong and stupid
Frog for treasury of payday can money.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:25, Reply)

The country will go to hell in a handcart

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:32, Reply)

This country needs a marketing expert!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:44, Reply)

marketing expert nenema
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)

Me for home Secretary
And me for Chancellor of the Exchequer - tax evasion to be punished by public crucifixion
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 23:25, Reply)

bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:08, Reply)

My other idea is....
If, as a corporate entity, you employ one - just fucking ONE - tax evasion technique, you can't sell your products in this country. At all. Ever.
If you want to sell in the UK market, you pay tax in the UK market - every penny of it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:19, Reply)

so you're definitely differentiating between tax avoidance and tax evasion?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:28, Reply)

Close the loopholes on avoidance and punish - REALLY punish evasion

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 12 Jul 2014, 0:30, Reply)

Gonz. Every time.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 11 Jul 2014, 23:58, Reply)