Ok, my first b3ta cabinet may contain:
Chompy - Chancellor
Badge - Education
Al - Foreign Secretary
Monty - Culture, Media and Sport (we'll probably drop sport and replace it with recreational drug use or something)
CQ - Transport

Still looking for good candidates for Health and the Home Office.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:39, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Oooh, sir!
Me sir, for health, sir. I love the NHS and all the OLD scrounging bastards that take the right piss out of it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Give you the budget for health?
And control of all those drugs?
The lot would disappear in no time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Perhaps a man of your sensitivity should get the Northern Ireland job.
Or, I know - Minister for Women.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

sportscow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hmm, I'm pursuing a left-wing agenda here.
Are you hoping for Health or Home Office?
Or would you like to look after regeneration of the North?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Or "The Impossible Job"
as it's also known.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I piss on your parliament you cunt.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you'll always be prime minister
of my heart xxxx
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

aww c'mere you!
*glomps*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

*coughs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Look at the names in that list, Nakers.
You are standing to the right of them all (apart from Monts, but he has only got a Mickey Mouse job, not one of the important ones)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:51, Reply)

It can be a coalition

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Yeah, they always work out really well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)