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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Foodwrongs
A food thread will bring out Team Autistic Internet, I'm sure.

What foods can you not abide? What shit foods do you love?

Alt:
Its fucking boiling here. Are you a hot or cold person?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:05, 129 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I'm hot, but also very cool.
I like chicken.

I do not like beetroot, or sprouts, as they are Satan's grapes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I have started to eat my beetroot now that I've grown in the garden
They are all of the ace. Boiled then roasted with balsamic vinegar and chilli flakes
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
People who don't like beetroot
Tend to only have had them pickled before. Like you said, roasted beetroot is bloody marvellous. You can wilt the leaves too. Taste like spinach.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:20, Reply)
I dont like beetroot
And I have had it a number of ways (I have also eaten beetroot ahahahaha)
Its shit and turns your shit purple
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Surely that is a plus point?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Ok that is its only plus point
The downside being it tastes of shit and is shit and eaten by people who are shit,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Pink piss and purple shit is 100% pure WIN

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I saw Pink Piss and Purple Shit at Infest

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Purple Shit was in my brain

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Can you eat the larger leaves or just the small ones?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:25, Reply)
To be honest, I don't remember
I think we just ate them all.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I hate most fruits that pretend to be vegetables
Tomato, Aubergine, Cucumber, Courgette, Peppers etc. I can eat most as an ingredient though.

I love my food, I'm not sure I eat anything I'd consider shit though. Unless Sweet and Salted popcorn counts as shit.

Alt, cold
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Fauxruits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Isnt pepper from a herb? like bananas?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
I thought it was a dried berry?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
Aubergene is a berry
But you could well be right it is just one of those vague recollections I have.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Look I don't care
They're disgusting
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Shut it 6 toes

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:35, Reply)
3 on each foot

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:37, Reply)
The only things I don't like
are marrowfat processed peas and lemon meringue pie. That's it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:18, Reply)
This might be the worst thing I've ever posted here

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Lemon meringue pie is lovely
What bit of it don't you like?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:26, Reply)
The Mushy Pea gravy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Thats the best bit!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)
lol, yes
The curry sauce is gross too
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:29, Reply)
The lemon mainly

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I like bananas, and banana flavoured things.
I don't like raw cbeese.

Alt: I feel hot most of the time, unless it's really cold.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:19, Reply)
No cbeese of any sort?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:27, Reply)
ONLY MELTED!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I'll eat most things as long as it doesn't have a face.
Also, being a grown up, I can eat all my dinner up without making a fuss.
Even if it contains things I'm not that keen on.

Alt: It really depends on my environment and other variables, such as how much clothing I'm wearing, whether I am wet or dry, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:24, Reply)
It's the same for a lot of people.
That's why they usually cut the faces off.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
They take up too much space on the plate, mainly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
" I'll eat most things as long as it doesn't have a face. Also, being a grown up, I can eat all my dinner up without making a fuss."
irony lols
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Can I mention sausages, or will itresult in meltdown?
My daughter and I are about to make nommy nommy burgers, which will be eaten with cheese and salad. Home made burgers rock. ID like to grow a cow, so we could do our own milk, cheese, and ultimately, cow meat.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:38, Reply)
My daughter brought a cookery book home from the library
She wants to make burgers with SECRET CHEESE in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Secret cheese?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
Put a chunk inside the burger so it melts when it cooks
Makes the burger cooking a bit safer as the meat is then thinner too
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Also use stilton or similar for the best cbeese option

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Possibly not with a 7 year old though

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
But enough of your sex life
Ahahahaha...


NO get them trained onto proper cheese at an early age, you wouldn't want them to turn into a cheese wrong
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Sprouts are fucking wrong.
All other food is fantastic, although sometimes the recipe leaves a lot to be desired.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:39, Reply)
Sprouts
Per boiled, drained then fried with lardons and lemon.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:40, Reply)
All that does is partially disguise the shit taste.
Although the lardons and lemon combination intrigues me and warrants further investigation.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
This. Pan friend diced sprouts with baycon nommms

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
I'll eat most things as I'm not a flailling wah-wah-spastic.
But I'm not particularly keen on humous, beetroot, or big tomatoes. Bleurgh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I really like humous
But the flavoured ones, not plain
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
There's not a lot of food I don't like. OBVS!!
Watermelon and Mussels tend to induce nausea. Not at the same time.
I love all manner of unhealthy munch but only eat beige food once in a while.

alt. I like the Summer. I hate being cold.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Jay
*nods*

Enjoy your hols?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Hiya!
*headbutts*

yeah it was nice and relaxing. Bit stir crazy after a few days with just the parents but we all made it out alive. They're a right moaning bunch!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Good stuff
Well done on lasting the full time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
A mate of mine randomly turned up on Thurs so that helped.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Standard salad is mainly what I dont like
Iceberg lettuce, raw harsh onion, flavourless watery tomato and cucumber. GET TAE FACK

I'm not a fan of water chestnuts or bamboo shoots either
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I'll eat pretty much anything bar olives and parsnips.
As for shit foods, I do have a penchant for pretty much anything that is beige.

Chicken Kievs and all. Protip: pierce the top of them to make a vent that stops them bursting when cooking.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Excellent tip!
I love olives now but hated them when I was younger. Parsnips are my new favourite thing, roasted with maple syrup until half crispy, half chewy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:51, Reply)
I don't like parsnips because of their deceit. They always catch me off-guard thinking they're going to taste of potato.
People do tell me that if I eat enough olives I'll begin to like them, but I'd rather invest my time eating things I already like.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Garlic and chilli olives are great

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
I have some lemon and coriander manzanillo (sp?) olives today

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
^^ This, but with honey instead

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
I don't really like those Balut eggs either, there, I've said it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:49, Reply)
?
Never heard of them
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:50, Reply)
mmmmmm developing duck embryo that is boiled alive and eaten in the shell!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Not today, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I bet that's Oriental. They eat rotten eggs and everything over that way.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:55, Reply)
My mate Dave is married to a Chinese girl
She makes 100 day eggs where you bury them first
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:57, Reply)
But enough of her fertility routine Ahahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Wrong. Absolutely.
Has he tried one? I'd barely manage a sniff.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
They're those manky grey ones right? Like you get in a cheap tesco scotch egg sometimes

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Yep
GRIM. That kind of stuff is more challenge than food. Like that maggot cheese
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I'd have a go if it was melted.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Casu marzu
bokes.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I went round a chinese supermarket recently and it looked a bit like a shop that sold props for films about deranged scientists.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
They have crabs in buckets at random places.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:01, Reply)
They didn't even have ready-made frozen prawn toast like I wanted.
There's a takeaway round here that does that, but it batters them and fries them.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:05, Reply)
classic Aberdeen!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Fusion food, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Newcastle tourism board breaks out a new enticing motto

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Nothing
Really Nothing for this utter gem.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:18, Reply)
I quite liked it.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Thanks Gormo
I needed that.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:22, Reply)
I do fancy the Ortorlan (I think thats the right spelling)
The ones the French eat with a napkin over their heads...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Oh yeah
I saw that on Hannibal. Drowned in brandy and eaten. Its how McBeef wants to go
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Cognac, specifically.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
That Hannibal is getting a bit gruesome, is it not?
Mads Mikkelson scares the shit out of me. Perfect for the role.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:06, Reply)
I started the second series yesterday after a few joints and it fucked me head reet up pet.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Yeah, I agree
He 100% eats people off camera
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Cruel though innit, I wouldn't want to eat it

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
^pussy

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
Our French cousins
Specialise in animal torture prior to eating
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Mmmmmm duck fetus

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 11:59, Reply)
GO TEAM!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I'll have a go on most things
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY SEX LIFE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:00, Reply)
LOL!

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:14, Reply)
alright off topic
I am 'not allowed' an opinion on food, owing to my vegetarianism.

Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Yer, vegetables are nice innit, yer.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:13, Reply)
some are yet some aren't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
CRAZY!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Jesus christ
A vegetarian financial advisor. You must be a fucking right laugh at parties.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:50, Reply)
celery has no place in this world
I like pickled things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 28 Jul 2014, 12:35, Reply)

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